Recent content by Bonch

At this point, I fail to see how we’ll ever get a legit Galactus onscreen that follows the Fantastic Four comics. Hasn’t Earth been involved in enough cosmic level shit that Galactus either wouldn’t touch it, wouldn’t be allowed to touch it, or would munch it in such a way as to avoid any puny...

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/60366-thankskilling?language=en-US I normally appreciate bad movies that are also fun or creative. Kung Fury, Turbo Kid, and so many others capture that lightning. Thankskilling caused a visceral, angry reaction in me. I couldn’t believe this movie was funded...

Being the method actor he is, I sincerely hope Christian Bale murdered God in order to better understand Gorr's motivation and perspective.

While I also think this is a great movie, I’ve always been bothered by the timeline. The bad guys have a dastardly plan, and Geena Davis gets amnesia prior to the plan being executed. She is found, starts a new life, has a kid, and lives as a domestic housewife for like 6 or 7 years before her...

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/2756-the-abyss

It’s obscure, but The Keep. Nazis getting killed by a vampire in an abandoned Romanian fortress… or is it a vampire? The original is a stylish train wreck, loathed by the author and featuring an amazing cast. This needs to be remade right...

I stopped sharing my pronouns when asked, and just tell those insistent that my pronouns are personal, and if they insist on me sharing, I’ll also be providing my race, weight, sexual orientation, vaccine status, age, medical history, dietary preference, and more. So far, it shuts them down...

Together again, with Sean Connery. So long, Mr. Ferguson.

I leaned over to my wife in the theater after that line and whispered “Message!”, and we both LOLed. That was a super forced and awkward line.

This person fits the Snow White description more, and I’m more likely to see their version:

I enjoyed the final sequence of the episode, particularly because it was filed as if it were one long take, but also because the town reminded me so much of Wall Market in FFVII. I was hoping for chocobos! Beyond that, meh.

There is no scientific reason to have enjoyed this movie. Weak plot, many hollow characters, convenient occurrences, and hardly any actors of note. But God help me, I liked it so damn much. I loved Kabal and his sarcasm, loved that Goro is once again deprived of being the Big Bad, thought Kano...

I vote they surprise fans with a crossover and introduce Galactus in the next movie. Then Eleven can take the mantle of Mrs. Fantastic, given stretchy powers by Gandalf, who emerges from Hollow Earth explaining that a better translation would be Middle Earth. Then I can cancel all streaming...

I believe Falxy-US runs with artists that are renowned for their raw talent.

I’ve been waiting all season for Ray Park to pull someone from a flaming tank like Governor Chung on Veep. Allegedly.