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  1. Bonch

    Marvel Universe stuff

    At this point, I fail to see how we’ll ever get a legit Galactus onscreen that follows the Fantastic Four comics. Hasn’t Earth been involved in enough cosmic level shit that Galactus either wouldn’t touch it, wouldn’t be allowed to touch it, or would munch it in such a way as to avoid any puny...
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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/60366-thankskilling?language=en-US I normally appreciate bad movies that are also fun or creative. Kung Fury, Turbo Kid, and so many others capture that lightning. Thankskilling caused a visceral, angry reaction in me. I couldn’t believe this movie was funded...
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    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    Being the method actor he is, I sincerely hope Christian Bale murdered God in order to better understand Gorr's motivation and perspective.
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    The forgotten movies

    While I also think this is a great movie, I’ve always been bothered by the timeline. The bad guys have a dastardly plan, and Geena Davis gets amnesia prior to the plan being executed. She is found, starts a new life, has a kid, and lives as a domestic housewife for like 6 or 7 years before her...
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    What's this movie?

    https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/2756-the-abyss
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    Remakes you wouldn't mind

    It’s obscure, but The Keep. Nazis getting killed by a vampire in an abandoned Romanian fortress… or is it a vampire? The original is a stylish train wreck, loathed by the author and featuring an amazing cast. This needs to be remade right...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I stopped sharing my pronouns when asked, and just tell those insistent that my pronouns are personal, and if they insist on me sharing, I’ll also be providing my race, weight, sexual orientation, vaccine status, age, medical history, dietary preference, and more. So far, it shuts them down...
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    RIP Norm MacDonald

    Together again, with Sean Connery. So long, Mr. Ferguson.
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    Black Widow (2020)

    I leaned over to my wife in the theater after that line and whispered “Message!”, and we both LOLed. That was a super forced and awkward line.
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    Disney+ Streaming Service

    This person fits the Snow White description more, and I’m more likely to see their version:
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    Loki

    I enjoyed the final sequence of the episode, particularly because it was filed as if it were one long take, but also because the town reminded me so much of Wall Market in FFVII. I was hoping for chocobos! Beyond that, meh.
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    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    There is no scientific reason to have enjoyed this movie. Weak plot, many hollow characters, convenient occurrences, and hardly any actors of note. But God help me, I liked it so damn much. I loved Kabal and his sarcasm, loved that Goro is once again deprived of being the Big Bad, thought Kano...
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    Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

    I vote they surprise fans with a crossover and introduce Galactus in the next movie. Then Eleven can take the mantle of Mrs. Fantastic, given stretchy powers by Gandalf, who emerges from Hollow Earth explaining that a better translation would be Middle Earth. Then I can cancel all streaming...
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    The Tattoo Thread

    I believe Falxy-US runs with artists that are renowned for their raw talent.
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    WandaVision

    I’ve been waiting all season for Ray Park to pull someone from a flaming tank like Governor Chung on Veep. Allegedly.
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    The forgotten movies

    Also: https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/24808-something-wicked-this-way-comes
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    The forgotten movies

    This movie is layers and layers of twists, with a great cast in top form.
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    Bluegrass Thread

    Hillstomp is a phenomenal duet from Portland. Saw them open for Seasick Steve, and found them to have been the better act. High-energy and intimate shows at small venues.
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    B / low budget movies that should have a modern remake.

    No mention of Palpatine in Dragonslayer as the priest? That dude has never been young.
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    Any hope for this painting?

    I’ll sell this to anyone on the board for 25 schmeckles.
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    The Fifth Element (1997)

    I remember seeing a nondescript poster for it, then was hooked by a legit teaser giving nothing away: It’s such a great universe-building movie. The cigarettes with super-long filters, the unusual vocabulary sprinkled in, and the casting of Luke Perry and Zeus in roles totally against type...
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    The Video Thread

    A classic, but the Shred version is also quite catchy.
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    say something nice about the poster above you

    Reminds me of delicious sandwiches...
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    The Umbrella Academy

    Agreed wholeheartedly with the soundtrack being excellent. Last season, there was a scene with Klaus taking a bath while Hazel and Cha-cha storm the house. Music was We’re Through by the Hollies, and it was a phenomenal scene and a great underplayed song. This season, the standout for me was...
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    The stand-up thread

    All I’m saying is that I hope Liam Neeson saves 2020 by filming and releasing his first standup special. No audience needed.
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    1982 Tron vs 2010 Tron thread

    Tron 2 would have been a million times better had they set up part 3 more effectively. Let Clu into the real world, trap our heroes in the computer world, and you have a perfect Empire ending, and I’d buy a ticket to see how it all plays out. Oh yeah, spoilers above, I guess.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Could we instead make this into a Mario Van Peebles thread? Better than the current title and topic. https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/10952-new-jack-city?language=en-US I didn’t realize he directed NJC. So diverse. Such artiste. Much Sonny Spoon.
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    Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

    https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/8854-steel?language=en-US
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    Movies You Can't Remember

    The creatures finally catch the jogger and tag him, telling him “Tag. You’re it!”, and the creatures all start chanting it. The creatures are small human sized, with brown fur. Basically people with prosthetics. I can’t quite recall the best way to describe their faces. They had some dangling...
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    Movies You Can't Remember

    I’ll play. An old short film from the early 80s. I believe it was called “Who’s There?” or something close to that. Starts in a laboratory where something has escaped. Then cuts to some kids being watched (presumably by) the escaped creature. Then the story focuses on a jogger being stalked...
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    Better Call Saul

    If you haven’t seen The Black Hole there’s something terribly wrong with you.
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    Star Trek: Picard

    If it ends up being a shitty season, could they just chalk it up to a malfunctioning holodeck episode of TNG? Or even Q fucking with Jean-Luc? They are besties, after all...
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    Your favorite intro scene in a movie

    You never forget your first planetary genocide!
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    The Mandalorian

    When I posted, I didn’t realize. But she was badly miscast, or the script is written terribly. Mos Eisley is no place for zany comic relief. A wretched hive of scum and villainy would’ve eaten her for breakfast. This show can only be saved if Mando runs into a traveling bard played by Ed Sheeran.
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    The Mandalorian

    Jesus Christ, the acting of the waitress last episode and the hangar lady this week is some fucking Holiday Special tier bullshit. It takes me right out of the show. All it needs is Bea Arthur bursting into song.
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    Us (2019)

    I finally got around to watching this on HBO Go, and I thought it was great, if for Lupita Nyong’o’s excellent acting alone. The voice and fluid movements of the shadow were crazy! As others have mentioned, there were tons of plot holes, but I still thought this was fun, creepy, and hilarious...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    What the actual fuck..... is what viewers will say after watching Ant Man and the Wasp’s end-credits scene 3 movies before Infinity War.
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    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

    I watched this again last night, maybe for the third time. The more I watch it, the more I become convinced that this movie might be upper tier for all movies. It remains flawless for me.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    They should do a discounted boxed set with the other low-tier Marvel movies: Fantastic Four, Blade, Punisher, Man Thing, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Blade 2, Punisher War Zone, Daredevil, Fantastic Four: Corman, Blade 3, Punisher: Lundgren, Electra, Ghost Rider, Howard the Duck...
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    I miss Glenne

    I predict 86 is this thread’s lucky number.