Recent content by Country Blumpkin_sl

I think he has read and comprehended every bit of bilge you have written from day 1. What I think he is saying is that you may cohabit a Toll Brothers home with other humans, but you have no wife and no kids. If he didn't mean that, I do, and like the McMansion you live in, you have no soul...

This makes me happy.

You 'fucked up' (past tense)? As opposed to 'I continue to fuck up'? Or you could simplify: 'I am a fuck up'.

That's a little optimistic, I'm afraid. Gis for 69 year old nude:

Old Miata

GIS for visually similar results:

Veni , vidi, reliqui

Just for fun, can somebody shoop Seimone's stevadore hands on the fake-titty-n-platinum-blond-so-you-don't-see-my-bovine-nose bartender?

I just laughed my way through 100+ posts, and don't get what's going on. Maybe it's not my place, but can anybody explain what's going on here in a couple of sentences?

A 335i with fewer than $500 worth of performance parts (JB4) would deeeestroy a S4 in any kind of 20-70mph-shoot-for-the-same-lane street squabble, and out-handle it, and out brake it. It wasn't until the current models (F series) that the interiors took a huge hit in quality of materials. Now...

What am I looking at, here?

You've come to the right place. I think I speak for everyone here when I say: WE CARE. This is the place you are going to find satisfaction. Congrats!

Around $8k plus gas and expenses. I perused the Phildelphia Craigslist to play a little game of Wudurather. So, would you rather have those fond memories for $8k than this? or this? or perhaps this? Would it make a difference if I cried and begged?

So, J49, what do you figure is the total amount of money you have spent on these fine womyn.