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  1. JVIRUS

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Danny Trejo has died on screen more times than the death count from Saving Private Ryan -- W T F https://www.buzzbingo.com/bingo-games/movie-mortality/#splash
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    Old Moon Quarterly - sit a while and listen! ( Sword and Sorcery )

    I love everything about this magazine. https://www.oldmoonpublishing.com/ How one story can be some weird cool abstract tale about portal shifting between a normal world and fantasy, and the next is a grisly, down to earth metal-as-fuck melee where exhausted knights are scrambling for their...
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    AI images

    is that a double decker couch?
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Very good RL buddy of mine played a WIZ main on previous TLPs and did stupendously during PoP, after that I dont know, I have never played beyond Quarm. He would get summoned at 1% often, tryhard hat, engage! I am liking Mischief server enough that on this round I am looking forward to the new...
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Try hard wizard here, access to focus / super rare clickies for cheap that give huge mana regen boosts / ancient spells / and insane mana pool size have let me keep up so far. Rogue gear seems especially cheap, very tempted to go WIZ/ROG duo for just pure DPS glory Anyone have KR for sale...
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Zoooooog did you receive me msg
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Having a BLAST here on Mischief. Jvirus, 40ish wizard. Had a few krono laying around and bought a sorc robe. Lvl 1 400-500 dmg nuke haha, so dumb and fun to just frolic and nuke shit like sloooow moving artillery. Oy though fucking challenging to get spells mid level, it seems people just...
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    insult the poster above you

    avatar of the Floyd and of course its a shitty later album, and the same retard that started this pre-bortion of a thread is half the replies. and im fucking stupid enough to post in it, too. so I guess we're all bored faggots, but ESPECIALLY the OP.
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    How do you pronounce your forum name?

    JAY VIRUS Tho I have heard Joorvis, Jay A Vee roos, and JAR VIS before ( how? ).
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 4

    Ossoi Sadre Sprinegnawer Brando Lendarios .... (xeq)
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    Your favorite moments in video games (Or "WOW" moments"

    I've been wow'd by both graphics and gameplay; Graphics: #1 Super Mario 64. Jaw dropping #2 Farcy 1. Goofy fun FPS romp with decent multiplayer. Turned on HDR lightning for the 1st time ever and my Nvidia card nearly burst into flame but my god was that jungle map gorgeous #3 Metal Gear...
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    Everquest Mangler Server - DOING IT ALL AGAIN, AGAIN!

    The EQ bug has me. Lvl 9 Shaman Jvirus. had like ...a lot...of krono from vulak left over, haha. Looking for some PST guild I suppose, I dont get outta work till about 10pm EST
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    Path of Exile

    If you were considering occultist I recommend Vortex/Coldsnap. I ripped on SSFBetrayal arc miner and remade a witch as she is my personal favorite flavor. Went vortex for the sole reason that I like the MTX for it, haha. in 20 hours played, totally solo self found, I was WALKING through the...
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    Path of Exile

    Bahhhh....so I had not played since 2017. Figured I would go in blind for the lulz. Just died to 100% pure lag at lvl 80 on Betrayal SSF HC. Looked like a 4 betrayer intervention, game froze instantly, dead. Out of pure luck obliterations had just dropped for me, i was blade self cast...
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    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    Xequecal
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    2018 AssHat Voting Round 5

    Picasso3 vs. Tyen Xequeal vs. Ossoi
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    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    Picasso3 vs Lanx Tyen vs. Cybsled Lendarios vs. Xequecal Punko vs. Ossoi
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    Poll Best Arcade Game Ever!!

    quarter devouring crack
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    Remakes you wouldn't mind

    Logan's Run ( no soft cgi, modern female protagonist just cuz bullshit, show the carousel as it is ) Hellraiser ( like Hanz Landa/ Tarantino and Waltz, if the actor isn't there, don't do it, but if he is go apeshit ) Beastmaster ( a tiny bit less schlocky, campy fun, but mostly keep the tone...
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    I remember some decent fun, griefing and 'competition' on Vulak, hehe. Jesus, that was six years ago, or was it seven? I dunno what feels worse, it being years ago or that I'm so fucking old now I can't actually remember how many years it was. with that said.. Anyone have a swirling sphere of...
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    Mac Miller dead at age who cares

    "wrote"
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    Spend an hour with anyone - who?

    Bill Hicks. Laugh our asses off while killing a bottle of something good.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Fantastic movie. The detail added to Thanos' expressions stole the show for me. THEORYYCRAFT TIME---DO NOT CLICK if you don't want the NEXT FILM SPOILED, 100% SERIOUS IT REVEALS PLOT
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    Hah I like hearing about the competition and shennanigans. And a massive lol at both the luck on the shields...holy fuck in EoE over two servers ( vulak and phinny )poopsocking I saw one of those fuckers drop ever and by the time I could grab one for my main shaman we were in PoTime getting...
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    No idea how it went over my head, but MANY have asked about Whiskey Dick. Except...whiskey muscles is when you have a bit a the ole water of life and you GROW STRONGER. whiskey DICK is just awful and best not spoken of.
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    Kiting specs, guess how it was? Fucking thing sucked. But god I love killing those nasty pieces of shit. Hur dur, how'd he get there? and don't worry about the XP, it claims everyone, even the almighty loses some xps from time to time. Giant anus, eternally satisfying. First fatty dead. He had...
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    Jysin... I think of it like a marathon. Aye, the super pros ( or freaks ) gonna get there before, but I go at my own pace and WILL get there, whatever 'there' may be. If I wanted to I could have gotten or bought slots for event 50% potions, pre-formed optimal groups and never strayed from the...
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    Zoneline to lower guk and later 3 way camp can be great xp in that range. could always move back a tiny bit or pull slowly if its too rough. Also very easy to zone into lguk and get buffs from higher players
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    5 krono to be well geared instantly. 2 for fbss, 1.5 to 2 for both yaks. final krono(s) sold for plat to get yourself AC/HP rings, earrings, and however much armor you wanna buy. something like banded is 70-100pp which is 1/16 of a krono at the moment. Ive seen the 13 dmg rogue weapon from...
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    ever seen something so beautiful, 3 fbss in a row. 4kr and 1 sexy belt
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    ultra pl of friends. can finally group with them. and ya lol at that ui
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    What do you guys think is the best method for helping out good but time constrained players? Krono + twink gear, box army, actually playing with them on new characters via human interaction ( least preferable for me hurhur )
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    Having a blast here playing my monk, Whiskey Muscles (24). I really enjoy the social aspect of finding groups and talkin shit, ALSO WHISKEY. Some of my rl pals tho lagging super far behind, gonna have to PL their nooby asses.
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    Hit 13 punching crocs in Sro/Oasis on my monk. Casually joke about J Law's booty hole. People in group inquire and I say, "well of course, the fappening or celeb jihad or something guys, her bootyhole there for all to see for ages. Nearly die on the next pull as ALL FIVE players have...
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    Monk it is, thanks guys.
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    Everquest - Coirnav Progression Server

    I've got the itch to play some classic and kunark. Normally I roll ENC or SHM main, but am thinking of pure DPS this go around for something new. Hell, I loved Troll Fatty Shammy so much I main-ed one on both Vulak and Phinigel ( JVIRUS was the name on both, aren't I creative? ). On Vulak I had...
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    The Metal Thread

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    The Synthwave Thread

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    Favorite in game weapons

    Among so many great toys...my all time fave