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It"s bad enough having to suffer through Tyen/Swampdonkey on a daily basis, but having to click through stupid fucking malware warnings just to get there is ridiculous. The US Government could have fixed this already. fix your shit | Tumblr

I"m proud to have started the thread where Rav single handedly post-fucked the shit out of Tyen"s eye hole. That single handedly is the best "Sit the fuck down and get back in line" post I have seen in a long fucking time. The ownage is so good it doesn"t need a supporting "meme" or funny image...

All I heard is people are asking him to do lots of work for no money? So why does Req have no time exactly? Sounds like he needs to sack up and tell people he doesn"t work for free. Or put aside working for free for less than half of half of half a day, and fix the fucking site.

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She"s definitely not interested and any further attempts to try and gain her interest will work in their opposite intention. If she wanted time with you, as a poster said earlier, she would suggest an alternative or suggest SOMETHING as opposed to just a straight blow off. Rule of Thumb...

Bacon covered in the sweat of hot bitches all over his dick.

You definitely have the skinny girl spare tire. If you grab your side, there"s flab there just waiting to gorge itself on your next night of pizza/ice cream. You"re going to look like a weeble wobble by the time you"re 36.

It"s so funny to see how Trexx went from self-proclaimed Queen because she dangled the carrot of young nerd titties in front of everyone saying "she"s a solid D cup" and then watching her break down when she"s revealed to be a complete fraud. On top of that, even though Etoille may not be every...

You expected this crowd to NOT be impatient and rude after you attention whored yourself out while hanging a morsel in front of us? You"re really fucking stupid if you think the reaction would have been anything different. PS. Those are NOT D tits. Sorry. You"re delusional.

Rickshaw this horse shit already.

I feel like if the face was uncovered, it would make her hotter, but besides that the "nerd chick" is just another chick with good genes who isn"t an overeater. Not that hot.

unimpressed. On both. Not worth the hype

posting in an epic thread

6:07pm Friday (EDT) - Time in Melrose, MA

Me thinks..

I"m predicting this is all a flop.. not gunna happen.

Well, for someone who knows shit about nothing, the advice of someone who is RIGHT about the matter usually always comes off as wrong to a close-minded dolt. But you"ll probably find this statement wrong in that case too.

Funny. Of the two major decisions I have made in my life (dating a married woman who was mid divorce -- and then buying that woman a ring that I would use to ask her to marry me), Etoille has had a shitload of usable intelligent input in those decisions over you guys" and your rampant attempts...

After 102 posts.. why do you hit ENTER every time you start a new sentence? Stop it.

Says the guy who lead off with:

I"ve posted my experiences now three times. 1. The fit is no issue. Use some lube if its a problem. EVERY girl is built to pass something larger than your mammoth tool. 2. The vibrations don"t just feel good for her.. its pretty good for me too. 3. Positions that work best: Missionary...

A girl is meant to pass a watermelon through the same opening you"re putting your hot dog sized dick into. When she gets worked up enough, there"s no issue of space.

Considering you"re in the GWBYHT, you probably haven"t had the chance to get a girl off in quite some time. Those that do it regularly enjoy new things and experiences in bed, and that just happens to be one of them. Sex toys aren"t meant to be used every session -- which you"d probably know if...

The only "out of placeness" that comes into play sometimes is the part that isn"t inside her. My fiance has to sometimes adjust it so it hits her in the right spot, but in reality it stays in there without even having to touch it. I suppose it also does depend on the woman"s shape and contours...

They just came out with a 3rd edition, so you can probably get one cheaper on Amazon. The 2nd version works amazing. I got mine around $65 over a year ago. Probably closer to 2 now.

I"ve watched it, and lived it. We actually like it. I usually do use some lube because excessive rubbing can get irritating, but it"s definitely a good time.

Why thank you.

Same shit as the spray for a girls throat who can"t go deep without gagging, just with a different terrible pun on the label. All depends on the woman using it and her tolerance for unnatural sexual aids.

You need a We-Vibe II -- It"s amazing for you, and actually fun for him too.

They do, but not even CLOSE to the level of the male"s sex drive. Women let emotional shit get in the way and turn them off. Guys will still want to fuck even if the girl just drove him nuts for a week.

I bet the most metal music this faggot listens to is Hawthorne Heights. What a fucking poser. I love people like this, because I know there will be plenty of idiots applying for jobs out there that they are not at all qualified for thus making me look like a rock star baby.

Where is that quote from?

Wow. I can"t believe what can go down in a mere 8 hour timeframe. So let me get this straight: 1. Contest launches 2. Gutter vs. 7FagsBlow is neck and neck. 3. Epic friend makes Executive Decision and elevates situation to Titcon 3. 4. With Titcon 3 declared, the FoH army gets behind...

Where"s the fun in that? Then we can"t hear Pat and the Fagstars complain about cheating.

What time is the DJ on that"s hosting this contest? I"d love to listen tomorrow to see if they mention anything.

Fat lesbian bassist looks like Velma.

It"s so terrible. Between the false start fuckup, and the horribly tonedeaf singer, I have no idea how they managed 509 Likes on FB. <iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/n3_2GBlOjhA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Thor shirt. Extra long shorts and totally hot birthmark. I just came.

haha, man I love the deep web: Band you should add to your MySpace Who: Seven Feet Below What: Rock cover band (These guys are kids! Really!) Where: MySpace When: Now Spencer Ruchti -Drums, Lead Vocals Joseph Bellegante - Lead Guitar Drew Ruchti - Rhythm Guitar, Lead Vocals...

8+ hours of manpower and they"d still be about 90% behind LOL