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Bullshit. She is refusing the gift because she is already interested in fucking some other guy and has enough guilt about it. I guess the silver lining is she isn"t a heartless bitch; she just has decided she is moving on. Relationship is over. No one"s fault - it just wasn"t working for her.

Rofl.. awesome line..

Sounds like her ex was ready for a more mature relationship and shes just interested in a fuck buddy. I always hated the friends of a girl trying to tell you not to monopolize her time; as if someone can control another person. They never realize its their friend that is choosing to spend time...

Again. Enjoy these feelings... theya er the same ones you will get with every new relationship. It"s like buying a new car, or getting a new computer... starting a new video game... Its the shinny-new feeling that makes everything seem amazing. This is your first relationship, so I can see why...

You don"t love this girl. You are excited that some girl is willing to let you put your penis inside of her(albeit not yet). This is your first relationsihp... 6 weeks is NOTHING. Hell, most guys go on 6 week benders with booty call girls before calling it off(generally when the sex gets stale)...

Holy shit, I just want to add: This chick is a fucking loser. I dont care if she has perfect breasts -SHE IS NOT RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL No "good" girl has guy friends on the side that she is emotionally involved in. Sorry, it doesnt happen. Girls with guy friends like that have issues. I bet...

I think it is because she is trying to get you to see that you should do this for your son, not for yourself. A lot of people don"t have the will power to force themselves to get better because they figure "why bother". But when you have a powerful motivational tool like, a child, it gives...

What course do fat chicks take that teaches them how to take amazingly well angled photos of themselves? Some chick I went to high school(that was super over weight) added me to Facebook yesterday and ALL of her photos(10+ pages) are of some odd, obscure angle. They also make her look pretty...

No offense.... but... Why do men and women try to be friends? It never works. One always ends up liking the other a little more and it turns into someone getting hurt. Women don"t make good friends for guys, guys dont make good friends for women. The one cadveat is if you are only interested...

Going to echo this. My fiancee was my high school sweetheart and at about year 2 in college we both decided that it was better off if we spent some time apart. When you start dating that early its hard for either of you to really know yourselves or even appreciate a good, healthy relationship...

I just replaced "my girlfiend" with "this coke whore I do everything for because im a nutless bitch" and the story actually made more sense. How can you call her your gf? Doesnt there have to be some sort of relationship for there to be a bf/gf? I mean... you arnt in a relationship.. You...

And this is why you don"t date gamer chicks. You have no outlet from her... no way to get away... no way to run when shes bleeding uncontrollably.

grow a beard?

Pfft, my girlfriend loves the internet. When she was away for 6 months she figured as long as I was playing WoW there was absolutely no way I was getting laid.... and she was right. Wow, keeping Long-distance relationships together!

So.... you stared at your sister"s tits all night?

Just put something more subtle... Like something about wanting an athletic girl cause you like to run.. or some shit..

Honestly, why not get tied down? If you like spending time with this girl why fight it? I feel like people are too easily influenced by what movies/books/magazines/etc tell them to do. Why don"t you want to be in a relationship? Is it just distance? Okay that I can understand.... but if she does...

Maybe Papa John"s is lacing their pizza with heroine now... so after the free pizza coupons are done you guys will be fucked since you will need to order a pizza daily just to fulfill your craving....... THE EVIL GENIUS OF A CORPORATION AT WORK.. OBAMA SAVE ME

Im pretty srue this is where you are going wrong.... The point is to fuck as many PoF girls as possible...

As long as they can cook, clean, and get me a beer from the fridge yes.....

Post delivers.. lol

But...but.. she told me she had never done the things we did on a first date.. ARE YOU SAYING SHE LIED TO ME?!!?

I never said he shouldnt fuck her.. i actually said to give her aids.... Fuck her all you want, just make sure she doesnt multiply(IE give her aids).. But ya... everyone knows women cant drive.. especially women busy texting!(ZOMG SEX WAR)

Ya... sounds like a real winner.. texting you while she drives.. You better give her aids

So, how do we know its actually schilling posting?

` I wouldn"t hit it if the universe depended on it. Which it pretty much does. ` Signed, the Lord of Zero.

Meh... I don"t think i would bang her unless i had a few beers in me. I never thought she was attractive... Looks like an ugly girl who caked herself with pounds of makeup.. not my type.... The foot thing... ya... that spretty gross.... only because you dont expcet it.. its like taking off a...