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Just never end up like the guy I heard on the radio last night. He called in a song request because he "heard her listening to the station as he drove by her car" or some shit. He said on the radio "I just want to wish the woman I loved and dated for 6 months a Happy Birthday and I want her to...

Yeah I"m in a line unit lol. I"ll have to mull some of this over but since it"s only been 3 1/2 months thus far I"m not going to worry about this too much when the time comes.

Ok so I have a bit of a dilemma. I"ve been dating this chick for 3 1/2 months now and she is still just as fun to be around now as she was the first day I met her. The thing is though, I"ll be deploying around our 6-7 month mark and I have no idea what to do. I generally don"t listen to advice...

Ok so on a good note Ive been dating that same girl for two months now. Things are going pretty great... we"re just running out of things to do Lol. We usually go out somewhere to eat on weekends, occasionally have dinner at her house -- but for the most part we chill in my room and watch...

I graduate middle scool nhext weec breh

Why even talk on the phone at all ? I don"t think I"ve called my girlfriend once this entire month, but we send an ass load of texts.

I control my hormones onto a sock every night before I go to sleep.

I"m still with the same girl btw. Things are going pretty well. I"m just running out of cool things to do Lol, so we end up in my room watching movies or at her house hanging out a lot. Got her into Dexter so now I have the next 200 hours+ filled. The other night she Really really wanted to...

Grats man. And that"s the same type of weird sense of humor that I have lol. I see myself proposing in the same way (years down the road, if ever).

Hey what city is this guys ? This girl I"m stalking gave me a hint of where she lives but I can"t figure it out. I plan to leave a big bag of rape on her doorstep this weekend...

Why do girls hold sex in such a high regard ? Like waiting forever for their first time, waiting weeks with a boyfriend and stuff like that... I just think it"s a fun thing to do.

I don"t think I typed it very well. What I am meaning to say is that when girls flirt they can come off as whorish if they put it on too strong, or uninterested if they don"t put it on enough. So I don"t even mess with all of that. I wait for them to come to me because I highly doubt they wanted...

I don"t even talk to girls that don"t come talk to me first. I refuse to be apart of the 100 guys that swarm her that night, boosting her ego beyond where it should be. But when they come talk to me I take it from there... girls are bad at flirting -- like Ravvenn said -- they come off whorish...

So since it"s getting to that time of the year, who has any good ideas on where to go for New Years eve with a girlfriend ? Bonus points if you"re from North Carolina. We"re both under 21 so bars are out, but drinking is still fair game if we go get a hotel somewhere.

Just stick it in her pooper every now and then to show her you"re the boss. I compare women to puppies. If it weren"t for you training them, they"d still be shitting on the carpets and chewing up the couches.

I"ve met a few girls that are real anal (I wish) about sizes. One told me the biggest she"s ever had was 9 inches. The friend that hooked us up forwarded a text from her to me the next day that said I had a 10 inch dick. This is why women aren"t mathematicians.

I don"t even listen to girls that complain about penis sizes. I have yet to have one give me a semi accurate estimation of how small mine is. Derail.

I feel flattered you two are fighting over my penis this intensely.

Oh so I found out why she was hesitant to have sex with me. She thought all of the girls being with me was "cute" and wants to know what all of the hype was about. She just wanted me to get an STD check before we did anything. So I got one done yesterday and I"m got the results back an hour ago...

Just tell them you"re gay breh. I have a pic of me in a pink hat for halloween that I send to chicks if they get too weird.

Ok so I hung out with her all day yesterday and brought her to dinner and had a good time. I was waiting for her to make a move all day when we were in my room but I never pushed anything. I would tease her when we were making out and every time it got really close I would just stop and watch...

I get the impression that the Dad cares too much about his daughter to let her go out on a river boat gambling trip, but still lets her have her freedom so long as I treat her right... The step mom doesn"t care what she does and if she came home wasted she would find it funny and not say...

Her : I"m gonna make you explode to make up for you only eating fruit this week me: ooh that"s kinky Her : Just the way you like it :P Me : I at least want dinner first before you take advantage of me! Her: Deal.

Oh so I"m still hanging out with the nice chick. Went over for dinner last night and the parents love me. I"m not the suck up type of person so I just bull shitted with her dad and step mom and told some funny stories. She keeps on getting asked when I"m coming over again Lol. Still no sex but...

Yeah I picked her up from her house, brought her to the mall and grabbed a bite to eat then went to the movies. She asked to go back to my place but I made an excuse because for the first time since my first time I would have felt really bad about trying to screw her on the first night. so I...

19 since June. 28 since Sept of last year. I"ve met up multiple times with some of the girls so I didn"t have to go find a new one. Sometimes its one, two and once it was three and others I"ll be working so none. Oh and it didn"t help that I was on testosterone boosters for a month of that for...

I didn"t expect to get hammered for that. I only asked because that"s always something I go for first and for this one I"m trying to wait. Mostly because I don"t want it being like every other girl where once I"ve fucked them, I don"t really care to talk to them again. Oh and for the record I...

So hopefully this is the right place to ask.. but for those that have really strong relationships (3+ years) how long did it take for you and your spouse to have sex ? I know everything about everyone I work with so it"s pretty easy just to go up and ask them personal questions and I asked that...

So I met up with that girl again today after work. She wanted me to bring a movie over so we had something to do. Everything went well again and all we did was chill and hang out. Second time seeing her and still no sex, but she really wants to come to my place this Sunday when I get back in...

Yeah now that I"ve already pulled the mall/movies card I don"t want to use it again. If I go with her to do the same thing I"ll seem boring right off of the bat, no matter how entertained I keep her. I may bring her to Raleigh. Too bad it"s not the summer because Wilmington beach isn"t far at...

[Update] Ok so I met up with a whore the night before I went out with the nice girl today. Finally able to finish with a condom now that I found a really thin one so I think I"m gonna start using them. It was just a booty call hook up so I didn"t get a chance to write FOHSS on her but I"ll...

Don"t even acknowledge that they cut. If they bring it up, act unconcerned and carry on. Bitches don"t have souls. Be dicks/assertive to them and don"t give them what they want---they love it... If they are crazy and cut then dump that bitch. Tell her you already have a girl or some BS like that...

Just an update... Good girl broke up with her long term boyfriend today and I"m gonna wait until mid next week to make plans with her. Two girls this weekend, one of which is a well known barracks whore. So much so that she"s dated three guys in my battalion that I see around AND a guy at the...

I"m not entirely sure to be honest... But I know the shit doesn"t work too well. A few guys died from Haitian Malaria even while taking the pills and not drinking anything off of the local populace. I"m not sure why I"m alive to be honest. After about a month I stopped giving a shit and...

They made us take Doxy for Malaria prevention for 4 months and I still have a BUNCH of those pills just laying around. From the classes we"ve been forced to take multiple times on how important the pills are, I understand that it can cure syphilis in the early stages and it clears up some other...

I got tested about two weeks ago and I was clean. I don"t get a slutty feeling from this girl at all. I guess I"ll just have to see how it plays out, I"ll keep you updated ;p

Yeah that"s the only thing I"m worried about. If I take my usual approach I know when to lean in for the kiss, when to say the flirty things and what to do when they are close to me. But for this unusual circumstance I"m not even certain what to do... She does want to hang out just as friends...

So what is everyones approach to getting a steady relationship with a "good" girl ? I"ve only dealt with whores for the past couples of years and my philosophy has been "put out or get out". They don"t need much coaxing... I use the same lines every single time, put in the same movie every time...

Oh so I broke up with that crazy girl. You guys called it. She got drunk as shit on the phone with me, supposedly blacked out and cut the living fuck out of her arm. She needs stitches. Apparently it interfered with the mood stabilizers/anti depressants(what that fuck) she was on. She"s a great...

Nah I haven"t seen her yet. I asked her about the custom picture but she wants me naked in it. I won"t do that to any of you... Plus I run into the problem of her googling "FOHSS" and running across this thread. I may just have to trick her with a piece of paper casually sitting next to her.