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An ex, one of the 2 that falls into the "the one that got away" category, who I haven"t talked to in about 2 years, is trying to friend me on FB. Just looking at her profile picture and my stomach dropped. I don"t know if I"m ready for some casual "sup?" convo, but I don"t want to reject the...

Oh this was years ago, it was a really old email I ran across. She changed her ways and we ended up dating for 2 years. That was just the fucking up beginning shit.

Her dad was extremely verbally abusive and made her feel worthless. She didn"t get all emo about this like most people, she just shut down inside around almost everybody. In addition, she saw how her dad treated her mom, and vowed never to fall in love. She did with me, and dealt with it in this...

So I heard a buddy was back in town, haven"t talked to him in over 2 years, had to find his email/contact info so I logged into an email account I haven"t in years, found this, thought I would share. Girl I loved to death but had to walk away from because she was perfect when we were private...

So the girl I"m hanging out, I got word she"s super scared about anyone being clingy, so I give her a wide berth. It"s fun when we"re together but I don"t really text her much or talk on the phone (I do it 8 hours a day, you better be dying or your girl left you if you want to call me), then I...

No the best feeling is thinking you"re dropping it the wrong spot then just realizing she is that fucking tight. Cracking that seal is just the best.

Sorry bro, all the love.

Our last conversation, this chick is too cool, when asked about the zombie virus: Her: Uhhhh hello romero is the Godfather of Zombies and in every movie since the 60"s has stuck to his formula. Zombies zre not fast its physically impossible, if anything they could sprint shortly after turning...

I hear this from the bitch I have the good sense to walk the fuck away: I did its over now but we drank cooked baked told highly inappropriate jokes huffed helium with my kids smoked out and laughed I missed that

I thought my situation was fucked. Nice to know it"s not that bad, it hasn"t reached Japanese horror movie levels yet.

Here"s a thought. RUN

I would do group shit where you"re both around the cultivate the situation. Have your mutual friend throw a party and just gravitate towards the girl all night. I don"t think a "date" type situation is advisable right now.

Good advice, but more often it goes like this: "Well, we"ve been on one million dates. You can"t stop holding my hand, I"ve met your parents, done everything two people can do. Socially, intellectually, and physically, so I feel it"s time to ask "where do you think this is going""? "You"re...

It"s your duty to make it go your way you want after a certain point. That"s the issue, it"s about when, not what you"re going to say. Despite what anyone wants to say, some time has to go by before you"re having the "is this official?" conversation. If you"re halfway through your first date and...

This is a good advice if we all lived in a perfect world, and we don"t. I"ve personally seen, and had, too many beautiful dating situations blow right the fuck up in peoples" faces because they went and asked "So, where do you think this is heading?". People are stupid and like to play games and...

Some part of me, and it"s sad, thinks I should just live in this fucked up delusional vacuum when I"m around her and just accept the friendship/sexual aspects of it. Absolutely no part of me thinks this could ever turn into anything, she"s got her issues, I have mine, but just a night or two a...

No, I got you, I didn"t think her ex showed up, just made me think of it anyway. Too many cooks in the kitchen bullshit, that"s all.

I think any abusive piece of shit is cool in the beginning, or it never would"ve gotten off the ground. At least she"s not making bullshit excuses (he only hits me when I"m bad or similar shit) so that"s a point in her favor. That 2nd paragraph there really hit home with me, the whole other...

Because she just got out of everyone was or has ever been in one?

You say she"s relationship material but you"re not ready for one just yet? Then what"s the problem? Is your intention to keep her on the hook until you are ready for another relationship? That"s beyond pussyfooting, but I"d honestly be impressed if you could walk that tightrope for any length of...

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My current only brings up the really awful stuff he did. I"m not trying to be insensitive, but I don"t really need to know he was physically abusive. I can do absolutely nothing with that information. She only brought it up once or twice, and that"s all she"s ever mentioned of him. I get these...

In my experience, the girls that just got out a relationship are a slippery slope. On one hand, they don"t want another relationship, but because they"re looking for what they lacked in their last failed relationship, they will do VERY affectionate, almost girlfriend type things.

You"re out of the picture, and when he told his girl to jumped, she asked "how high?". He doesn"t have a reason to be angry with you, as you"re no longer a threat. He got what he wanted, and as far as he knows, this is the last time you"ll be in a social situation with his wife. He really has no...

A couple theories, and any/all of them could be true. She"s having wedding issues, anywhere from mild jitters to a complete "I can"t do this" freak out. Or, her husband put down his foot regarding you, and isn"t having it anymore. A LOT of guys don"t like their girls having close male...

I"d like to add something, because of how common it recently got. If you"ve been with someone since you were both young, and someone in the relationship never had the "party phase", watch out. I"ve seen it happen with 2 friends recently, and I"d say about 5 total. Guys that were married since...

I got a great idea. I"m going to make a website that allows you to enter an IP, then it just randomly pulls some address off some database, and tells you "this is the address of that IP!" Anyone with half a brain would know it was a joke, but that r6 forum and ones like it would eat that shit...

My initial reaction to that pic:

Tasha? You mean Ashlee? Looks like she took it, it"s over.

A friend of mine runs a forum, 99% real life friends, and his his rules are simple, and work well. No image sigs, and for text sigs, your sig can never have more text than the post it"s attached too.

192.168.1.100 COME AND GET ME MOTHERFUCKERS!

You should see where he keeps the extra heads: Drunk man got two hammered | The Sun |News

I"d like to landscape her back yard. If you follow me. I"m talking about sexual intercourse.

I think we should just stop posting there all together for now, and when Ashlee wins, we fill up pages with each of us replying "We win, fuck yourselves".

This will be worse than when SA was sued by the ULTIMATE WARRIOR! Something Awful vs. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR

Ah fuck guys, tears in my eyes, I can"t get over the sigs they have. Just awesome shit. The one with the kid doing a karate kid next to his bike, or the CoD4 + 360 logos next to the bike. I"m dying over here, they"re just the cheesiest assembly of random "shit I"m in to" images ever.

You"re under appreciated in your own time, man. Dead serious man, I look forward to explaining that pic to my kids in the Louvre someday while trying not to get choked up.

Takes a lot from that post here where someone ripped on the FSR thread for taking a car siderail, but yes, that is all kinds of fucking awesome. Reminds me of a tech forum where I went around saying my mods included a flashed floppy disk bios.

FUCK you"re drunk, holy fuck.

At this point man, I think we"re piloting the motherfucker.