AssHat of the Year 2021

Phazael · Nov 9, 2021

Julian The Apostate said:
Vanessa is trying to campaign for the title in this thread and we need a fair and honest vote. Please ban her from the thread. Winning will only feed her narcissism.

lurkingdirk · Nov 9, 2021

Hoss said:
That would make sense. But you always fucked it up in the past so you probably did it high vs high.

What's important is how you'll do it now.

That's how I've done it. People get assigned 1-whatever based on their overall post count. Then I plug them into a bracket based on those rankings. But people are going to bitch no matter how I do it, so that's what I'll stick with.

Punko · Nov 9, 2021

Godwin's law: every internet discussion eventually involves mentioning nazi's and Hitler.

FoH's law: every thread eventually ends up discussing a tranny.

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 9, 2021

Punko said:
FoH's law: every thread eventually ends up discussing a tranny.

Not true. Lots of threads end up discussing Folger. Oh wait...

Hoss · Nov 9, 2021

Punko said:
Godwin's law: every internet discussion eventually involves mentioning nazi's and Hitler.

FoH's law: every thread eventually ends up discussing a tranny.

We should tell other trannies of this site so they can come here and attention whore too. Then vanessa will get pissed and we can watch trannies dick slap each other for attention.

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 9, 2021

Hoss said:
We should tell other trannies of this site so they can come here and attention whore too. Then vanessa will get pissed and we can watch trannies dick slap each other for attention.

OnlyFOHFans?

Edaw · Nov 9, 2021

Hoss said:
We should tell other trannies of this site so they can come here and attention whore too. Then vanessa will get pissed and we can watch trannies dick slap each other for attention.

Muurloen · Nov 9, 2021

Kaines said:
From the depths of the sports forum, I nominate Muurloen

Ameraves said:
Right there with you. Unfortunately the sports forum doesn't get as much traffic, so he probably won't even get out of the 1st round.

Feels so good to be rent free.

I accept this nomination and hope that my sports forum constituency comes out in full when the tournament begins.

-corrected the wrong word... stupid autocorrect.

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 9, 2021

Muurloen said:
Feels so good to be rent free.

I accept this nomination and hope that my sports forum contingency comes out in full when the tournament begins.

I predict you doing as well as the Dolphins.

Muurloen · Nov 9, 2021

Sanrith Descartes said:
I predict you doing as well as the Texans.

FTFY

Nirgon · Nov 9, 2021

Hosix said:
@Mudcrush Durtfeet

@Foler

Love em both for different reasons but they destroy the competition

lurkingdirk · Nov 9, 2021

As it stands, with about a day left to nominate people, here are the nominees thus far:

Alkorin
Blazin
Bubbles
Chukzombi
Denamian
Foler
Furry
jayrebb

Kirun
Lendarios
Lightning Lord Rule
Lithose

lurkingdirk
Mudcrush Durtfeet

Muurloen
Ossoi
popsicledeath
sakkath

Sanrith Descartes
Xequecal
Vanessa
wellijustdontknow

Get your nominations in!

Hoss · Nov 9, 2021

Muurloen said:
FTFY

How exactly do you plan to trade away your best players and let your star QB rot for no good reason? Doing as bad as the texans in this instance is too low of a bar, I don't care how well you limbo.

unrelated: You should start a petition to let the houston cougars play out the rest of the texan's schedule.

Bubbles · Nov 9, 2021

lurkingdirk said:
As it stands, with about a day left to nominate people, here are the nominees thus far:

Alkorin
Blazin
Bubbles
Chukzombi
Denamian
Foler
Furry
jayrebb
Kirun
Lendarios
Lightning Lord Rule
Lithose
lurkingdirk
Mudcrush Durtfeet
Muurloen
Ossoi
popsicledeath
sakkath
Sanrith Descartes
Xequecal
Vanessa
wellijustdontknow

Get your nominations in!

what a sad sad list of losers, simps, gimps and common variety faggots

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 9, 2021

Bubbles said:
what a sad sad list of losers, simps, gimps and common variety faggots

And thats only the first 5 on the list.

Hoss · Nov 9, 2021

They should be ranked according to nacl levels.

Isn't that what you want in a final, the 2 saltiest bitches possible?

BrutulTM · Nov 9, 2021

Phazael said:
Kirun - Relentless blackpilling and edgelording is a new twist on the usual asshat MO.

Ameraves said:
Right there with you. Unfortunately the sports forum doesn't get as much traffic, so he probably won't even get out of the 1st round.

Yeah. Also

Kirun deserves nomination for his ignorant hot takes in the football thread at least as much as his impassioned political gibberish, but only a few of us have to suffer through both.

lurkingdirk · Nov 9, 2021

BrutulTM said:
Yeah. Also Kirun deserves nomination for his ignorant hot takes in the football thread at least as much as his impassioned political gibberish, but only a few of us have to suffer through both.

I thought you would have been nominated by now. Must be the clean living.

Kirun · Nov 9, 2021

BrutulTM said:
Yeah. Also Kirun deserves nomination for his ignorant hot takes in the football thread at least as much as his impassioned political gibberish, but only a few of us have to suffer through both.

Thank you for this honor.

That makes me a double nominee.

BrutulTM · Nov 9, 2021

lurkingdirk said:
I thought you would have been nominated by now. Must be the clean living.

I only venture into the politics forum like once a week or so. Keeps me under the radar and I'm a nice guy everywhere else.

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