Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

iannis said:

Does a_skeleton_03's dick really need to be a meme?

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A question that haunts us all.

Are we still doing "have a nice weekend"? Because there's a lot of people here who should have a nice weekend.

Distinctly average in height, thank you.

Lets bus people in from out of state to reelect Cad next election. Fuck ethics, the man must win.

Eomer said:

Distinctly average in height, thank you.

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Average woman's height

trex said:

Average woman's height

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It's funny women are so particular when it comes to height, yet gross overestimate bosoms.

It's not the length that matters, it's the girth, woman!

Cad said:

He's just a little smaller, so it's easier for him to fit in closets. Like your kids. When you force them to sleep in there because you're a shitty parent that prioritizes your laughably pathetic lifestyle over their wellbeing.

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Aw Cad, I understand you're very upset right now. I would be too if I had a God complex and after being elected mod on my #1 totes fave forum 40/86 people decided they wanted to impeach me.

And it's not my "kids" that live in closets. You realize that, right? The 2yo's room is giant and they would be in the room together except I don't want the little one to wake up his brother at night. And you realize it's just technically a closet, right? It's converted into a nursery. He would just be in our room but the floor to ceiling windows make the room never pitch black and I like him to have his own space. There is nothing in the closet except his things.

Say whatever the fuck you want about my parenting. At least I raise my own kids...even though it stops me from being able to have some big important lawyer job where I can be constantly connected to a forum that, more or less, talks about absolutely nothing.

trex said:

Aw Cad, I understand you're very upset right now. I would be too if I had a God complex and after being elected mod on my #1 totes fave forum 40/86 people decided they wanted to impeach me.

And it's not my "kids" that live in closets. You realize that, right? The 2yo's room is giant and they would be in the room together except I don't want the little one to wake up his brother at night. And you realize it's just technically a closet, right? It's converted into a nursery. He would just be in our room but the floor to ceiling windows make the room never pitch black and I like him to have his own space. There is nothing in the closet except his things.

Say whatever the fuck you want about my parenting. At least I raise my own kids...even though it stops me from being able to have some big important lawyer job where I can be constantly connected to a forum that, more or less, talks about absolutely nothing.

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You should probably hire someone who is not a 'chid' to teach them English.

Anything to justify a closet

My basement is going to be a complete apartment with its own laundry, shower, and access so our baby will never have to come upstairs.

This thread makes me happy, and then deeply sad, and then it upsets me a little, and then it makes me happy again.