Dating

Rajaah said:

Never used soap for lube. Is it alright to put soap way up in there? I feel like it isn't.

Regardless, shower sex feels odd and is dangerous, shower foreplay is fucking tremendous. Do that for a while, then dry off and do the actual deed in a bed.

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No it’s fucking retarded.

Dating.

Ya dont use that picture guys.

I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

Aldarion said:

I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

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Only in the childrens section. Which is clearly where he shops with these outfits.

pharmakos said:

This selfie got a 9.8 on Hot or Not dot com. Note how huge my dick looks in it. This is the sort of picture you guys should be posting if you want to get laid. Genuinely.

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gay dudes are upvoting the bulge, women are upvoting the top of your head being ≥ the tallest background object

Hoss said:

My wife became an exercise nut shortly after we got married, and while I think it increased her libido slightly, we don't actually do it any more often because she's always so tired from the gym. I think part of her problem is that she doesn't like fucking dirty. So she gets home from the gym, showers, and then doesn't want to have to shower again when we're done.

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Morning sex ftw.

Aldarion said:

I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

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when i was in the boy scouts , their standard belt was canvas. OD green.

Hateyou said:

Dirty shoes tightened so hard no blood flows to the toes.
Ripped jeans from Hot Topic.
Braided belt the same color as your Hanes T-shirt
Most unstylish glasses you can find
Side burns to draw attention away from your receding hairline
Hawaiian love sign to show how laid back you are
Public restroom hotness
Sick flip phone to take your 1.2 megapixel selfie

I don’t see anything wrong with this picture guys.

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yeah those are slob footwear, women dig on shoes, if they are digging on slob shoes then it doesnt say much for the woman.
ripped jeans is for 16 yr old boys
the glasses seem alright. not my style. i like very narrow rectangular glasses.
i had sideburns in the 70s, they did nothing for me. i'm not into Elvis.
last guy i saw give that sign was Jimmy Snuka
taking pictures in the public men's room is weird as fuck and if i saw some dude doing that shit in there i would call the cops on him.
bad picture with even worse dutch angle. most people dont know how to take pictures properly. pictures like that are very common.

pharmakos said:

This selfie got a 9.8 on Hot or Not dot com. Note how huge my dick looks in it. This is the sort of picture you guys should be posting if you want to get laid. Genuinely.

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Dude I don't know how to say this nicely but you look really really poor. You don't want to show off some late 90s phone if you don't have a real smartphone when your clothes and location (basic / restroom) aren't offsetting it. Same with like if your car is shitty, don't flaunt a beater, or if your room is trashed maybe don't show it (or fucking clean), shit like that.