FOH Shower Thoughts

Ishad

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Bandwagon said:
Years ago, most humans on earth witnessed a chimp fucking a frog's mouth, possibly the mouth of a frog corpse, in front of an audience of cheering children. And then we all just sorta moved on.
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RobXIII said:
Are you pee shy?
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Not usually. I live in a pretty rural area and I'm used to just pulling over and pissing on a grasshopper whenever I need to. When I'm working in the city I tend to hold it for longer because I don't want to go in anywhere to piss. Takes some wiggles and whispers to get going if I've been holding it for awhile. But I still go in the stall almost every time so I can spit my chew out.
 
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I just used my big brain to solve the policing issue. Rising & Retired UFC Fighters and WWE Wrestlers (and the hometown versions) get a signing bonus with the Police Dept to become cops. That dude is plan B and he doesn't have a gun. His partner is plan C and does. You heard it here first.


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Koushirou

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Void said:
Bob Ross.
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Was really the only person I could think of. Though given these days, I’m sure there’s some shit people that probably hate him, too.

I’m with Lanx, I don’t want to watch that documentary. Enough depressing shit in life as it is.
 
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When we're all bred into antisocial, social distancing, mask wearing aspires, all of our communication is going to take place on easily monitored and disrupted tech. I sure would love to be a fly on the wall when they all have their first social gathering of their lives at the age of 30 or whatever.
 
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Tholan

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Bandwagon said:
When we're all bred into antisocial, social distancing, mask wearing aspires, all of our communication is going to take place on easily monitored and disrupted tech. I sure would love to be a fly on the wall when they all have their first social gathering of their lives at the age of 30 or whatever.
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I think only people 30+ are staying inside. most of my little cousins are outside all the time drinking, playing music, etc. I have no fear for them.
 
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Tholan said:
I think only people 30+ are staying inside. most of my little cousins are outside all the time drinking, playing music, etc. I have no fear for them.
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I don't know anyone under 70 who is staying inside because of this.

And to be fair, the people I know staying in over 70 probably all have other issues. Like one guy had a stroke and can't get around anymore so covid is probably a tiny part of what's keeping him at home.
 
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Why are donuts donuts and donuts holes donuts holes? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Edit- i just excitedly went to tell an engineer about this revelation and I'm pretty sure I caught him jackin his weenis after hours. Wonder if I ruined donuts for him.
 
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Edaw said:
OK. I got one. I am trying to come up with a list of people that everyone seems to love - left and right, x or y, whatever your affiliation.

Who?
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Keanu Reeves? I guess maybe some people are neutral but overall he is so positive he is pretty beloved
 
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