Really? I think this is Skinemax gold.AlexTheDictator said:No way could the show I"m envisioning be on network television.
Haha I haven"t read the rest of the thread but the ebola line has me laughing hard as hell hahahaha.Dabamf said:I was hoping to return from work and get some "lol you must be a virgin it is obviously..."
Instead the reaction is more mortified than I was. Shit.
I talked to her about it and suggested she go to doc. And I guess I"m gonna have to go get tested for ebola
Haha yeah Dabamf got free anal without knowing it and brought it up to her making sure it never happens again. Oh well I guess seeing the results would make one not want it again anyway lol.opiate82 said:I"m still going to go with old period blood followed by you stuck it in the wrong hole and apparently she didn"t care (which would be a win for you I guess).
HurtfulDivinefactor said:NBC or ABC might buy it... group of guys sharing these amusing stories about how they met their future ex wife...
We could get NPH to play the part of Dabamf ... and we could have Josh Radnor play Eomer!
Oh noes. A tiny bit of poop on bedsheets. The world is ending.Dabamf said:I was hoping to return from work and get some "lol you must be a virgin it is obviously..."
Instead the reaction is more mortified than I was. Shit.
I talked to her about it and suggested she go to doc. And I guess I"m gonna have to go get tested for ebola
Someone had an accident during sex at some point.chu said:Oh noes. A tiny bit of poop on bedsheets. The world is ending.
She? I don"t think you"ve met chu before. It was definitely a he, which actually explains the skidmark epidemic he has going on.brekk said:Someone had an accident during sex at some point.
Did you leave a skid mark when she was on top?
hahaah this is goodintelnavi said:You must have fucked the shit out of her.
"Your place or mine? Or hell how does my car sound?"rinthea said:hahaah this is good
On a somewhat related note, last night at a somewhat seedy club, I introduce myself to a girl.
"Hi, my name is...",
her response
"I LOVE ANAL SEX!!!11"
Had me stumped, how do you respond to that. lol
anything but "Me too!!!"rinthea said:hahaah this is good
On a somewhat related note, last night at a somewhat seedy club, I introduce myself to a girl.
"Hi, my name is...",
her response
"I LOVE ANAL SEX!!!11"
Had me stumped, how do you respond to that. lol
My wife drives a Scion xA. I would prefer to be seen in an xB than the fucker"s gay little sister.Tenks said:Yeah the only bigger turnoff to make a chick"s pussy clamp up like the friendzone is driving the most faggot vehicle in the world, a Scion xB.