THIS BITCH IS BLACK!!
You answered yourself when you said it was 2017. Clearly he infringe on her feminazi beliefs when he assumed her gender in the first place. HR 101
I fuckin swear...this woman is a piece of work. I can't make this shit up. Pretty much tried get me to rat out my bosses. Fuck my boss too!
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This fucker is going to HR in the morning to file sexual harassment charges he says.
THIS BITCH IS BLACK!!
Shit. She out victims youTHIS BITCH IS BLACK!!
@Admin thread rename pls KeKTHIS BITCH IS BLACK!!
Week ago, my director tells me she is out to get him because he keeps contradicting her in these board meetings.
I managed to get too good at this game, turning my manager into a swirling black hole of incompetence that destroys anything resembling productivity in our organization when it comes to it security. I have regrets.
I'm confused at who we're pissed off at here. Why are we pissed at your director?I fuckin swear...this woman is a piece of work. I can't make this shit up. Pretty much tried get me to rat out my bosses. Fuck my boss too!
She is definately trying to build a case against my director. I THINK my manager also. Both whom I am cool as fuckin hell with. Like bromance cool...My director and I grew up like 6 blocks away from each other. He's 6 years older though. So we would have never hung out. Small as Boston is, the chances of us not knowing each other at least by face is funny. When we finally got to talking after I got hired we pretty much became BFF's.
There is a TON of back story to this...
Went down to Washington DC to move a data center like a month ago. Boss takes us out to Capital Grill since we have one free day prior to move. This bitch hits on me and my manager. I'm not a huge drinker, so I stay sober. My boss is a 46 year old Irish guy. Mother fucker can't help but drink, same way my peeps have to shoot each other in the face. She's tore the fuck up. She hit's on my sexy ass. I pretty much laugh in her face. My manager being the nice guy he is ignores it, and talks business best that he can.
Dinner is over, hugs all around, she stops short of grabbing my bosses ass, ONLY because I am looking right at her. End of night.
Boss and I get job done. Fly back home. We both tell our director in a locker room type manner at lunch how this bitch tried to get us drunk and shit...that's a month ago. Laughs all around.
Week ago, my director tells me she is out to get him because he keeps contradicting her in these board meetings. He says she has actually yelled at him to the point another director intervened. You get the picture.
Today she wants me to say how often I have actually seen him in the office. Has he taken us anywhere inappropriate etc. (Both my bosses are very lax because of efficiency) ANYTHING she can get from me. She admits in my damn face that her calling me out was a farce to meet face to face. I'm bullshiting you not. Who is this fuckin stupid to call me out then ask for my cooperation? I fuckin laughed in her face. I literally laughed. Told her why I was laughing and why I want nothing to do with this bullshit. She then tells me this is a confidential meeting...I run and tell my director.
This fucker is going to HR in the morning to file sexual harassment charges he says.
I missed a quick Skype from director of HR to ask for a meeting tomorrow as I walk thru my front door I see it on my phone. I'M FUCKIN BULLSHIT at my director now. BULL FUCKIN SHIT!! He won't stop calling now. He knows he fucked up by pulling me into this bullshit. I'm PISSED!! Let me talk to this fuckin faggot and get the reasoning behind his shit.
I'm confused at who we're pissed off at here. Why are we pissed at your director?
I was confused by your story. Did the SVP hit on you guys? I bet you toss her the 12 incher once and she'll lay off
Sounds like you were already in it, you were just trying to ignore it.Because he's pulling me into his little pissing contest with our boss.
Ya...typed my shit in a rush/panic really. Yeah she hit on me hard when clearly drunk. I turned her down. Hits on my boss. He turns her down.
She came up to Boston today with the pretense of reprimanding me. It was a farce. She came up because she wanted nothing in writing pretty much.
Now my director who has a separate beef with her wants to use that incident and others (incidents and people) to bring up a sexual harassment case to HR.
I want no part of it. Neither does my manager. My director already went to HR so now we need to speak with them in the morning more than likely about what is a legit sexual harassment complaint...but one I would never have even considered bring to HR.
More like 9" man. Sorry to disappoint.
Sounds like you were already in it, you were just trying to ignore it.
For real though, you're fucked. If their coup goes through, you're the guy who wasn't on board. If it fails, you're that motherfucker who tried to nail her. The only winning move is not to play. Sadly not an option.
Sounds like you were already in it, you were just trying to ignore it.
For real though, you're fucked. If their coup goes through, you're the guy who wasn't on board. If it fails, you're that motherfucker who tried to nail her. The only winning move is not to play. Sadly not an option.
Everyone wants me, including my director to "tell her about herself". I'm usually like fuck no...BUT she is a major issue with this department running smoothly. They have tried their best to make her see this to no avail.