Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Wife kind of pissed me off last night. And, you'll sense a theme here.

It was my birthday. I got home from work around 530, they gave me presents (a collage from the kids , RDR2 from her) and we got pizza. Kids went to bed and she said I could play so I did. Oldest woke up crying once so I ran up to take care of him then resumed playing. He woke up again 30 minutes later. My wife gave me a look that I interpreted as "damn this sucks" but apparently that wasn't what she meant. She had just made tea you see, and in her mind I should've known she did that and go up to take care if the kid. Honestly, I had no idea.

She's up there awhe because we're dealing with this kid having night terrors. Takes 20 minutes to calm him down back to sleep.

She finally comes down and goes "IM JUST GOING TO BED, WHATS THE POINT NOW" and complains how I didn't come up and tag in or realize.she had made tea. She then stormed off into bed and basically ruined which was a pretty good birthday. She won't even talk to me today. I can't figure out if it's because she realized she was an irrational bitch or if she's mad at me, but I am not apologizing for this.

Don't need advice, just wanted to vent for a minute.

Btw I fucking hate tea. She drinks tea all the fucking time and it smells like shit and she makes annoying as fuck slurp noises. And every fucking time we try to watch a TV show she pauses it 3 times. Once to make it. Once to steep it. Once to get it. I hate fucking tea.

It was very strange and left me confused

Go for sex tonight and see what happens. Show up to bed with a cup of tea for afterwards.

The old tea bag double entendre?

lurkingdirk said:

Go for sex tonight and see what happens. Show up to bed with a cup of tea for afterwards.

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Fuck that noise, it was the mans birthday and she wanted him to read her mind. That stuff is infuriating on a normal day, let alone the day you expect your partner to make you feel special.

People that steep their tea at a location away from themselves make me angry. Just take it with you and pull the bag/tea ball out when needed. Why are you leaving the shit somewhere else to go back to? My boss sets an alarm on his phone for this and 50% of the time I see the mug in the break room at room temp because he didn’t have his phone with him to remind him the steeping was done. Raaaaaaaaaaaage

Steeping tea is for amateurs - just batter the bag about until it's at the desired strength/colour.

Every cup of tea I've ever made in my life has been made like this and I'm renowned amongst my various groups of friends and colleagues for my tea making skills.

Dalven said:

Steeping tea is for amateurs - just batter the bag about until it's at the desired strength/colour.

Every cup of tea I've ever made in my life has been made like this and I'm renowned amongst my various groups of friends and colleagues for my tea making skills.

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You are the master of your bags.

People (women, let’s be real) who need their minds read in order to keep them from flipping out like that can go fuck themselves. Who has time for that shit?

BoozeCube said:

So I don’t know if this is the thread for this but it falls under relationship advice in my opinion. So I am 38 out of shape middle aged white dude and I started seeing and fucking this hot 23 year old with a 1 year old kid. I don’t know if we have anything in common other than I like fucking her, my warning bells tell me something is wrong with this situation but I am enjoying it. Also part of me feels a little creepo pervert due to the age difference.

Someone Dr. Phil my ass so I am ok with this and continue to plow like Danny Devito would do.

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I would tell her about how you feel, then if she still stays you aren't a total D-bag.

Enjoy it while you can. It'll get bat shit soon enough.

You might have gone to school with her dad. That's winning.

BoozeCube said:

So I don’t know if this is the thread for this but it falls under relationship advice in my opinion. So I am 38 out of shape middle aged white dude and I started seeing and fucking this hot 23 year old with a 1 year old kid. I don’t know if we have anything in common other than I like fucking her, my warning bells tell me something is wrong with this situation but I am enjoying it. Also part of me feels a little creepo pervert due to the age difference.

Someone Dr. Phil my ass so I am ok with this and continue to plow like Danny Devito would do.

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As long as you never forget that she's looking for a dad for her son and would probably be more than willing to try and tie you down with a keepawakandan baby, you should be fine.