Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kedwyn

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Don't treat her like a hooker you bring pills to by just ramming it in. Doesn't take long to get the juices flowing get down there and eat it a little she'll appreciate it and might actually cum for a change.


About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone

Sex Study Says Female Orgasm Eludes Majority of Women - ABC News

Trolling aside if all you're doing is the old in an out you're probably doing it wrong.
 
Cad

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I'm a little dumbfounded by this question honestly.
 
opiate82

opiate82

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You don't keep lube around if you want an old fashion or something?

Just buy some lube man. It's a little spendy but the Pure stuff is my favorite.
 
iannis

iannis

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It's not really a conversation. It's just something that you do now. You get some KY and you grease that pig.

Or you stick a stick of butter up there, I like that idea too.
 
lurkingdirk

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Half cup butter stick in the vag, half cup butter stick in the butt. Leaves the possibilities for the evening wide open.

Seriously, though, it's a conversation that has to happen. I'm sure she will appreciate that you're trying to be sensitive about her insecurities, but I think she'd rather have that conversation once and be done with it than for you to have chaffed wedding tackle.
 
Khane

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"You gotta lick it before I stick it" isn't an old chinese proverb for nothin
 
Noodleface

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Now that someone mentioned it a_skeleton_03 did mention he had something inserted in his ass and if the man didn't have lube then he is a goddamn sick basted.
 
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Picasso3

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I'm so tired of listening to wedding shit. Picking all the songs for the dj.. I thought that's why we hired a fucking dj? Who is going to give a speech? Whoever clanks a fucking glass.
 
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a_skeleton_03

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Now that someone mentioned it a_skeleton_03 did mention he had something inserted in his ass and if the man didn't have lube then he is a goddamn sick basted.
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No I said WE did anal and I wasn't a fan. Someone else (I think hodj) made the assumption I was talking about me taking it in the ass and I played along.
 
hodj

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Think your wording was something like " I took her anal once" hence why the joke worked so well.

#phrasing
 
Namon

Namon

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My wife is the same way as a_skeleton_03's. Cut this crap and stick it in. She has to be 100% in the mood to want to foreplay it up, and that is when it is the least needed.
 
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You can also basically say fuck what she wants and go down on her for a few minutes beforehand. And if she starts to dry up, stop and go down on her again. Use your fingers and stimulate the g-spot while you do this during an intercourse intermission and she will be gushing.
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This
 
Khane

Khane

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I hope you just showed her your raw dick and said "It's finally happened. You've turned into your mother"
 
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