Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Don't treat her like a hooker you bring pills to by just ramming it in. Doesn't take long to get the juices flowing get down there and eat it a little she'll appreciate it and might actually cum for a change.


About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone

Sex Study Says Female Orgasm Eludes Majority of Women - ABC News

Trolling aside if all you're doing is the old in an out you're probably doing it wrong.

Kedwyn_sl said:

Don't treat her like a hooker you bring pills to by just ramming it in. Doesn't take long to get the juices flowing get down there and eat it a little she'll appreciate it and might actually cum for a change.

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Obvious troll is obvious.

You don't keep lube around if you want an old fashion or something?

Just buy some lube man. It's a little spendy but the Pure stuff is my favorite.

The 'wife' thing is a ruse. He lookin' fer buttsecks.

Being uncircumcised I don't need lube for shit, literally.

It's not really a conversation. It's just something that you do now. You get some KY and you grease that pig.

Or you stick a stick of butter up there, I like that idea too.

Half cup butter stick in the vag, half cup butter stick in the butt. Leaves the possibilities for the evening wide open.

Seriously, though, it's a conversation that has to happen. I'm sure she will appreciate that you're trying to be sensitive about her insecurities, but I think she'd rather have that conversation once and be done with it than for you to have chaffed wedding tackle.

"You gotta lick it before I stick it" isn't an old chinese proverb for nothin

Now that someone mentioned it a_skeleton_03 did mention he had something inserted in his ass and if the man didn't have lube then he is a goddamn sick basted.

I'm so tired of listening to wedding shit. Picking all the songs for the dj.. I thought that's why we hired a fucking dj? Who is going to give a speech? Whoever clanks a fucking glass.

grats dude.

My wife is the same way as a_skeleton_03's. Cut this crap and stick it in. She has to be 100% in the mood to want to foreplay it up, and that is when it is the least needed.

Cad_sl said:

You can also basically say fuck what she wants and go down on her for a few minutes beforehand. And if she starts to dry up, stop and go down on her again. Use your fingers and stimulate the g-spot while you do this during an intercourse intermission and she will be gushing.

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This

I hope you just showed her your raw dick and said "It's finally happened. You've turned into your mother"