Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Zaara

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You gotta smoke some weed or something.

I do. The boyfriend's great. He works a normal 9-5, I do night-ish shifts. He's always got a bong ready to go when I get home. Get high, put on the stereo, play some League and watch shit together on the Youtubes. Music, movies, games. Curating my bitchiness probably comes down to forgetting what I was upset about twenty minutes after I walk in the door. It really helps that we're generally interested in the same things.
 

Noodleface

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I can't even imagine working that area as a bigger dude, let alone being a woman

I went out to eat at some Portuguese restaurant around that area (next to the hospital I guess) and my brothers wife was getting harassed like crazy just walking a couple blocks (she has a huge ass, you can guess the "clientele")
 
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Zaara

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I don't really get that much of a hassle, at the end of the day. Boys will be boys. I'm a white college-educated girl that can effect the local accent and bearing when required. A tumblr/internet feminist would foam at the mouth dealing with what I deal with, but it's Antarius-levels of shit. I don't mind being called 'baby' or 'Ma' or the cash tips you get for being a pair of tits that arrived with a well-timed meatball sandwich. Been working for D'angelo for a year and legitimately only had a single instance where I was 'scared', and it was a hustle game being run by a girl associated with a few black dudes across the street. They opted to not rob me like they were set up to do, so all works out.

My cousin did mail service before he went full-time druglord, and he was right. Nobody fucks with the candyman/girl, if they're bringing food or drugs or the welfare check.
 

Izo

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It's all this. Not giving a fuck is part of being a man.

And if life was a wedding I'd be like... the best man.
Never the groom, always the faggot setting up your mate for doom? :D But yeah, for realz.
 

Eomer

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The annoyance I have with women at work is how they absolutely cannot take any critique of their job performance as anything other than a heart rending insult to the very fiber of their being. My receptionist is brutal with phones. So yeah, not great at the core function of her job. She's half deaf, can't understand anyone with the slightest accent, frequently hangs up on people or picks up the wrong line, etc. We've just tolerated it because she's overall a good person, doesn't miss much work, and is fairly decent at most of the other tasks she does. Thankfully she's retiring at the end of the year, as well.

So today, I'm in the supply closet behind her desk, and the phone rings. I hear her calling my name and saying who's calling etc., so as I walk by her desk on the way to my office, I notice she's still got the phone receiver in her hand. She's notorious for not placing the incoming call on hold while calling out to someone in an office adjacent to her desk, and murdering their name, company they work for or whatever. If the name is anything other than John Smith, she will get it wrong. Several times I've picked up the phone and people are either laughing or offended at what they heard her saying with the receiver a foot from her loud mouth. So as I walk by I calmly say "please, remember to put the call on hold before calling out for me." I may as well have called her a fucking cunt. She's going to be a moody bitch for a week now. Probably will cry herself to sleep tonight.

I can't wait until she retires and our purchaser takes over most of her duties. I'm so sick of walking on egg shells around her and not being able to correct anything she does without kicking off a Cold War for a month.
 
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Cad

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The annoyance I have with women at work is how they absolutely cannot take any critique of their job performance as anything other than a heart rending insult to the very fiber of their being. My receptionist is brutal with phones. So yeah, not great at the core function of her job. She's half deaf, can't understand anyone with the slightest accent, frequently hangs up on people or picks up the wrong line, etc. We've just tolerated it because she's overall a good person, doesn't miss much work, and is fairly decent at most of the other tasks she does. Thankfully she's retiring at the end of the year, as well.

So today, I'm in the supply closet behind her desk, and the phone rings. I hear her calling my name and saying who's calling etc., so as I walk by her desk on the way to my office, I notice she's still got the phone receiver in her hand. She's notorious for not placing the incoming call on hold while calling out to someone in an office adjacent to her desk, and murdering their name, company they work for or whatever. Several times I've picked up the phone and people are either laughing or offended at what they heard her saying with the receiver a foot from her loud mouth. So as I walk by I calmly say "please, remember to put the call on hold before calling out for me." I may as well have called her a fucking cunt. She's going to be a moody bitch for a week now. Probably will cry herself to sleep tonight.

I can't wait until she retires and our purchaser takes over most of her duties. I'm so sick of walking on egg shells around her and not being able to correct anything she does without kicking off a Cold War for a month.

My mom bought my littlest kid a shirt big enough that it dragged the ground when he walked. I let it ride because she put it on him so she must have liked him. He facetimed her later in the day and wasn't wearing the shirt. I just told her it was too big and we'd save it for when he was bigger. It turned into "oh I guess we don't do things right, we'll have to do better huh?" I was like, bye.
 

Izo

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I don't really get that much of a hassle, at the end of the day. Boys will be boys. I'm a white college-educated girl that can effect the local accent and bearing when required. A tumblr/internet feminist would foam at the mouth dealing with what I deal with, but it's Antarius-levels of shit. I don't mind being called 'baby' or 'Ma' or the cash tips you get for being a pair of tits that arrived with a well-timed meatball sandwich. Been working for D'angelo for a year and legitimately only had a single instance where I was 'scared', and it was a hustle game being run by a girl associated with a few black dudes across the street. They opted to not rob me like they were set up to do, so all works out.

My cousin did mail service before he went full-time druglord, and he was right. Nobody fucks with the candyman/girl, if they're bringing food or drugs or the welfare check.
Sweater meat pics. And stories of druglord cousin. Warp nine, engage.
 

Zaara

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Clothed sweater meat was posted, Izo, has been since circa 200(9?). Enjoy the bounty that is the rerolled import, if you're so inclined. Trust me, porn is better.

As for cousin stories. They are indubitably juicy, with a wonderful story arc and pay-off at the ending. But out of legitimate respect of him and what he's trying to do, I refuse to squeeze that juice out over the internet.
 
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Izo

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Clothed sweater meat was posted, Izo, has been since circa 200(9?). Enjoy the bounty that is the rerolled import, if you're so inclined. Trust me, porn is better.

As for cousin stories. They are indubitably juicy, with a wonderful story arc and pay-off at the ending. But out of legitimate respect of him and what he's trying to do, I refuse to squeeze that juice out over the internet.
Does he have lung cancer?
 

Khane

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So my girlfriend is pretty cool. Might stick with her for a while.
 
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Frenzied Wombat

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The annoyance I have with women at work is how they absolutely cannot take any critique of their job performance as anything other than a heart rending insult to the very fiber of their being.

Most women can't take criticism period. This is how it goes:

Male: You know if drove to Discount Tire and got that slow leak patched you wouldn't have to worry about carrying around that fucking air pump in your trunk (mentioned after you've had to listen to her whine for two weeks about her tire)
Female: Why are you being mean to me?
Male: Huh? I wasn't being mean. You seem to be really annoyed/stressed over your tire, so I was making a suggestion.
Female: You said "fucking", and the tone of your voice was critical. I don't deserve to be treated this way. You did the same thing a few weeks ago..
Male: WTF? I say fuck all the time.. How did me making a suggestion about your tire become an argument about me being mean??

As for the office, most male managers I know just give an average rating to a poor performing female because it just isn't worth the emotional beatdown.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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So my wife is going to go with the daughter and inlaws to the Philippines in Nov. I will stay at home because the dog and I dont have 2 weeks of leave. First time we will be away that long. Can't wait to sit around drinking in my boxers the second I get home from work.
 
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tyen

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I buy trex flowers on most Thursdays. There is a farmer's market every thurs right across the street.

$1 a flower. Pic below, cost $4. Nicest flowers most people have ever seen. Was thinking about posting every thurs just to be a dick.

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Nester

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Do people not usually fuck to the finish?

Are you playing EQbrowser now? no! that is because Tyen does not finish.
Remember the Malware on FOH? Tyen was gonna fix it, but Tyen does not finish.
Seen the pic's of his house? he was going to let one of his kids sleep in an actual bedroom and not a closet...but alas, Tyen does not finish.
Remember those kids of Kegkilla's ? Tyen does not finish.
 
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