Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Cad · Feb 20, 2017

Leadsalad said:
Try it. You just turn your head to one side and it doesn't block any air.

I think the idea was you use it to smother someone who is incapacitated/unconscious in a hospital bed. They won't be turning or resisting at all and if you choke them out the normal way you'll leave marks.

TrollfaceDeux · Feb 20, 2017

I am getting hit on by 30 year old women now. Help.

Deathwing · Feb 20, 2017

Why do you give your imaginary women an undesirable(to you) age?

Zaara · Feb 20, 2017

Some guys have a hard time knowing the difference between a woman hitting on someone and a woman being nice.

Soygen · Feb 20, 2017

Zaara said:
Some guys have a hard time knowing the difference between a woman hitting on someone and a woman being nice.

Whenever I'm confused, I just pull my dick out and that usually clears up any confusion pretty quickly. I'm sitting at around a 99.9998% "being nice" so far.

TrollfaceDeux · Feb 20, 2017

Zaara said:
Some guys have a hard time knowing the difference between a woman hitting on someone and a woman being nice.

No women are nice to me. Only sexual tension.

lurkingdirk · Feb 20, 2017

Soygen said:
Whenever I'm confused, I just pull my dick out and that usually clears up any confusion pretty quickly. I'm sitting at around a 99.9998% "being nice" so far.

That's a lot of times to pull your dick out. I admire your consistency!

lurkingdirk · Feb 20, 2017

TrollfaceDeux said:
No one is nice to me. I'm a douche.

FTFY

Soygen · Feb 20, 2017

lurkingdirk said:
That's a lot of times to pull your dick out. I admire your consistency!

I'm easily confused.

Sterling · Feb 20, 2017

lurkingdirk said:
That's a lot of times to pull your dick out. I admire your consistency!

The 1 part of 1 in 500000 has to come from somewhere.

Hoss · Feb 20, 2017

I was going to bitch about something my wife did yesterday. But this morning she sucked my dick and I can't remember what the hell it was.

lurkingdirk · Feb 20, 2017

Soygen said:
I'm easily confused.

That's okay. The reflex to pull your dick out to any situation is inherent to most. It's an evolutionary hold-over. Just ask Lumi.

LulzSect · Feb 20, 2017

*edited over-dramatic post*

Pemulis · Feb 20, 2017

Holy shit on the trollface derail. In reality, he went to Don Pablo's and the waitress asked "what can I get you?"

Noodleface · Feb 21, 2017

"What can I get you and also is your anime waifu pillow also getting a meal?"

iannis · Feb 21, 2017

lurkingdirk said:
That's okay. The reflex to pull your dick out to any situation is inherent to most. It's an evolutionary hold-over. Just ask Lumi.

It's either that or fart loudly.

If she giggles she's totally into you.

Soy s right though, the upside is way higher with pull your dick out.

lurkingdirk · Feb 21, 2017

iannis said:
It's either that or fart loudly.

If she giggles she's totally into you.

There is wisdom here. If she doesn't think farts are funny, it's not going to work out.

Mrs. Gravy · Feb 21, 2017

lurkingdirk said:
There is wisdom here. If she doesn't think farts are funny, it's not going to work out.

Bodily functions in general, really.

Alex · Feb 21, 2017

Mrs. Gravy said:
Bodily functions in general, really.

Jeez you don't laugh when a guy cums do you?

TrollfaceDeux · Feb 21, 2017

Pemulis said:
Holy shit on the trollface derail. In reality, he went to Don Pablo's and the waitress asked "what can I get you?"

in reality, i don't go to don pablo's and instead ask for take out.

because tipping is for nice guys.

i like my 10% thank you.

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