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The way you described this is one of the most sexual food descriptions I've ever read. I need to go get some KFC wedges right now and emulate your behaviour.
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The way you described this is one of the most sexual food descriptions I've ever read. I need to go get some KFC wedges right now and emulate your behaviour.
Xevy
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I was thinking more serial killer. I just imagine him in a Hannibal Lecter prison suit, hands behind his back, making direct eye contact with us as we hold a wedge in our hands.
The best part about KFC is you can swap any of their sides in the big meals with any other. Family feast? 4x wedges.
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This is a hard read. I mean, your opening two sentences disturb the fuck out of me. But then I'm excited by your final two sentences.
What does that say about me? Am I a potential serial killer, or just really excited about wedges?
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Noodleface
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sukik
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Those KFC wedges have were hit and miss for me. When they're crisp it's A+, but it seems like they're soggy potato lumps when I order them. And nothing beats fresh Rally's/Checker's fries for me. But since they're seasoned fries it's probably unfair to put them up against regular fries.
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Jojo's , or potato wedges? I kinda tend to think they are the same thing. This place yesterday I went to , they were so damn good. They were MASSIVE, like each one a quarter of a potato, and when you bit into them, it was like the most creamiest, yummiest potato I've ever had in my life.
Damn.
Damn.
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Fortunately, I work near one of the apparent best Wendy's in existence. They get it right almost every single time, and I've been going there off and on for 20 years. And trust me, I'm not eating it if it has mayo, so I'd notice.
The Taco Bell near me, however, (and most Taco Bells it seems) loves to give me my fucking enchirito without a single fucking utensil. I mean, I always bring it back to work if I'm not eating it there, so I can get a fork, but HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EAT AN ENCHIRITO WITH YOUR HANDS?! I don't even think McCheese could just tip it up and slide it down his gullet without getting it all over himself. Particularly if you really were trying to eat that shit in the car, you know, where you ordered it from?!
I would say that, in my long life and long career of eating enchiritos, they are probably near 50% across all Taco Bells for forgetting the fucking spork with my enchirito drive thru orders.
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Noodleface
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I like ketchup but ever since I worked at a burger king I've never eaten mayo again
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probably b/c fast food places leave mayo out and unrefridgerated for burger prep.
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Yep , not only that but the top layer turns into a yellow thick crust and the solution is to just mix is back in the mayo
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