The Fast Food Thread

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Armadon said:
How can people think a tank ass can't eat a 4ft sub when Joey Chestnut eats 70 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
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I know for sure I could eat two foot longs any day of the week. Eating a 4 foot thicker sub I couldn't do, but it's not like I eat an inhuman amount of food.

Sean could've probably done it. In fact.. are we sure that isn't Sean?
 
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I could eat a 4 foot sub if I took my time with it. My brain/stomach doesn't trigger a full sensation regardless of the amount of food I eat, and a stomach can stretch enough to fit that in easily. I imagine ones jaw would be the first major hurdle as chewing it after the first foot and a half would be difficult.

Fuck eating like that at a party though. The only thing worse than a fatty is a fatty with no shame.
 
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I may be getting old or something because I had to wrap up my grilled XL burrito for later. I ordered my $1 quesadilla extra sauce, used the nacho fries to scoop up fallen sauce, and then like 3 bites into burrito I was ready to go. a first for everything.
 
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Conefed said:
my $1 quesadilla extra sauce
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which one, spicy chicken mini quesadilla or beefy mini quesadilla?

beefy mini quesadilla extra beef extra cheese extra sauce is great. i bet if you asked for extra grill time it would be super good but you'd maybe have to be a bit of a dick doing that on top of all that special order lol.

that's another protip tho -- you can ask for extra grill time on grilled items, no charge.
 
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pharmakos said:
which one, spicy chicken mini quesadilla or beefy mini quesadilla?

beefy mini quesadilla extra beef extra cheese extra sauce is great. i bet if you asked for extra grill time it would be super good but you'd maybe have to be a bit of a dick doing that on top of all that special order lol.

that's another protip tho -- you can ask for extra grill time on grilled items, no charge.
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I alternate between chicken and beef. I think I like chicken more but it's like Russian roulette with hard pieces/cartilage.
I know I don't like regular quesadillas for this reason.
Since I had beef in burrito, I went chicken on quesadilla.

I'm not sure if spicy chicken is different from "chicken" I've never been offered that phrasing.
 
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Conefed said:
I'm not sure if spicy chicken is different from "chicken" I've never been offered that phrasing.
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was it a mini quesadilla with chicken on it? then it was a "Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla". i always accidentally call them "Spicy" because they were called that during one early test run of them.

if it was a full size quesadilla with chicken on it then it was simply a "Chicken Quesadilla"
 
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pharmakos said:
was it a mini quesadilla with chicken on it? then it was a "Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla". i always accidentally call them "Spicy" because they were called that during one early test run of them.

if it was a full size quesadilla with chicken on it then it was simply a "Chicken Quesadilla"
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I always order the "$1 quesadilla with [chicken], extra sauce" to alleviate any confusion.

What does extra grill do/how does it transform the dish?
How much is the $1 beef quesadilla, extra beef, extra sauce, extra cheese? How does it compare to a normal beef quesadilla?
 
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It's just hard to imagine being at a party and seeing this thing, and thinking man people haven't touched it in the last 30 minutes I should polish off literally 50% of this mother fucker.

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I wouldn't go as far as calling him an asshole, but he is a fat fuck that needs to re-evaluate his life.
 
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I wouldn't go as far as calling him an asshole, but he is a fat fuck that needs to re-evaluate his life.
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I am more impressed by the sandwich devouring, I would of let hambone eat the whole thing and charged people to PPV that instead.
 
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What gets me...is the fat dude their friend or not? If you thought he had a problem, would you shit all over a friend and create a huge fucking shitstorm over it, or would you talk to him directly, in person?
 
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I don't think I could eat half that sandwich but even if I could, I wouldn't do it in my friend's house with people watching. He can't have been that hungry. Dude has emotional problems. His friends sound like dicks too, but that guy needs to seek help.

 
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Are there pics of him being a huge mess? I mean I'm a big guy but the thought of eating even like 2 foot long subs seems daunting.
 
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