The Fast Food Thread

Hekotat · May 1, 2016

yimmien_sl said:
Went to Burger King and saw chicken fry rings on the menu. I did not see a burger with chicken fry rings on it though. Wasted potential!

God Dammit Yimmien! Did you atleast get an Angriest Whopper?

Hekotat · May 1, 2016

pemulis_sl said:
I propose a Delaware valley meet up at Capri's pizza joint in Camden. Bring an extra $10 for anal

What will $0.35 get me?

Gnomedolf · May 1, 2016

Taco Bell has the cheesy double beef burrito for $1. Best deal in fast food, IMO.

Kiroy · May 1, 2016

Not sure if it's just local or what but my taco bell got rid of it's country gravy, which pretty much kills the breakfast menu for me. That AM country crunchwrap and the country burrito grande was heaven. My wife and I actually backed out of the drive through this morning. FUuuuu

Regime · May 1, 2016

I'm eating Cinnimon toast crunch, 4 strips of bacon and a large Nestle Quik atm.

lurkingdirk · May 1, 2016

Regime_sl said:
I'm eating Cinnimon toast crunch, 4 strips of bacon and a large Nestle Quik atm.

Regime · May 1, 2016

lurkingdirk_sl said:

McShrimp · May 1, 2016

I dunno ifNihilist Arbys (@nihilist_arbys) | Twitteris supposed to be viral marketing, but it worked on me.

I am nothing.
Life is meaningless.
But my Beef & Cheddar is pretty tasty!

Chickenpants · May 2, 2016

Some days I feel like the Taco Bell drive thru needs an express lane.

BrutulTM · May 3, 2016

I always go into a rage when the drive-thru line is at a standstill for 10 minutes and then they hand 5 bags of stuff to one car. Hey asshole, if you are ordering for your whole construction site go inside, the drive-thru is for people who are in a hurry.

Noodleface · May 3, 2016

BrutulTM_sl said:
I always go into a rage when the drive-thru line is at a standstill for 10 minutes and then they hand 5 bags of stuff to one car. Hey asshole, if you are ordering for your whole construction site go inside, the drive-thru is for people who are in a hurry.

When I went to Sonic the other week (by the way, lines still all the way down the road) we went inside. This one woman was ordering for like 5 minutes straight. Order finally came out and it was 10 shakes and 6 bags of food.

She was black, I don't know if that's required for me to tell the story but I want to put that detail in.

ZyyzYzzy · May 3, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
When I went to Sonic the other week (by the way, lines still all the way down the road) we went inside. This one woman was ordering for like 5 minutes straight. Order finally came out and it was 10 shakes and 6 bags of food.

She was black, I don't know if that's required for me to tell the story but I want to put that detail in.

Required as it is safe to assume our tax dollars paid for that food. MAGA!!!!

Fifey · May 3, 2016

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
Required as it is safe to assume our tax dollars paid for that food. MAGA!!!!

Can't use EBT for hot foods bro, you need to go to papa Murphys to see true shitlords. People spending 70 bucks at papa Murphys buying 3 pizzas, cookie dough and soda.

Joeboo · May 3, 2016

So I go to Freddy's yesterday(real similar to Steak & Shake, for those unfamiliar) and get a turtle concrete with my meal, for later. Get home, throw it in the freezer, forget about it.

Bust it out later that night, and my turtle concrete which is supposed to be vanilla custard, hot fudge, hot caramel, + pecans, literally has no custard. The entire large cup is just chocoalte and caramel syrup + pecans, and had frozen into a brick-like form.

And while a huge cup of nothing but chocolate, caramel, and pecans sounds awesome, I took about 2 bites of it and it was so goddamn sweet I think I instantly got diabetes.

Now I need to go to the store, buy a tub of vanilla ice cream, and use this damn cup of toppings to make my own turtle sundaes.

Hekotat · May 4, 2016

joeboo_sl said:
So I go to Freddy's yesterday(real similar to Steak & Shake, for those unfamiliar) and get a turtle concrete with my meal, for later. Get home, throw it in the freezer, forget about it.

Bust it out later that night, and my turtle concrete which is supposed to be vanilla custard, hot fudge, hot caramel, + pecans, literally has no custard. The entire large cup is just chocoalte and caramel syrup + pecans, and had frozen into a brick-like form.

And while a huge cup of nothing but chocolate, caramel, and pecans sounds awesome, I took about 2 bites of it and it was so goddamn sweet I think I instantly got diabetes.

Now I need to go to the store, buy a tub of vanilla ice cream, and use this damn cup of toppings to make my own turtle sundaes.

lol, I can hear how angry you are in my head.

Noodleface · May 4, 2016

One time I ordered a blizzard from dq with peanut butter cups and I got home and it was a heath bar. I wanted to vomit as soon as it entered my mouth.

Alex · May 4, 2016

OK I'm with you on that. That would be a huge disappointment.

BrutulTM · May 4, 2016

I once got a mushroom and swiss burger at DQ and they forgot to put the hamburger patty in it. It was just a bun with cheese and mushrooms on it. How the hell does that happen? Unfortunately I was already 5 miles from the store when I realized it and didn't want to go back so I just ate it.

Noodleface · May 4, 2016

Pretty sure someone had to be fucking with you, I used to work at BK and I just can't imagine dropped a slice of cheese on bread and calling it a day.

Soygen · May 4, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
Pretty sure someone had to be fucking with you, I used to work at BK and I just can't imagine dropped a slice of cheese on bread and calling it a day.

That's because you're probably not the average BK employee.

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