The Fast Food Thread

Fogel · Oct 26, 2019

Dunno where you guys are getting your cheese steaks, but stay away from the famous places imo. If you're any where near philly/nj/nyc your best bet is some random mom and pop place that looks like it's been closed for 5 years and the cook is also the cashier and janitor.

Intrinsic · Oct 26, 2019

Where the fuck is our recipe thread? Going to a cookout today and want to make some Elotes but there are like 1,000 variations between the mayo, Mexican cream cheese, cotija, tajina, etc... need some FoH fence jumper to help me out with the go to. Had some good ones at a food truck festival a month or so back. Plus there’s the question of finding damn corn In October.

a_skeleton_05 · Oct 26, 2019

Intrinsic said:
Where the fuck is our recipe thread? Going to a cookout today and want to make some Elotes but there are like 1,000 variations between the mayo, Mexican cream cheese, cotija, tajina, etc... need some FoH fence jumper to help me out with the go to. Had some good ones at a food truck festival a month or so back. Plus there’s the question of finding damn corn In October.

Gravy's Cooking Thread

Can't believe there isn't already one yet. So I have some country style pork ribs, really nice pork. Anyone got any ideas about what to do with them to make them amazing? Also, someone linked me this:http://www.foodnetworkstore.com/clas...6&rid=52630761 Pretty good pan for super cheap...

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Alex · Oct 26, 2019

lurkingdirk said:
That's a pretty lack luster Fuck you. A hearty one would have included a gif or some such shit.

Matches the heartiness of Taco Bell's food.

Khane · Oct 26, 2019

I still rue the day they removed the original grilled stuft burrito

BoozeCube · Oct 26, 2019

Whoever removed these should kill themselves.

Intrinsic · Oct 26, 2019

Just grabbed one of those Meatoberfest Triple Decker sandwiches from Arby’s. Like a damn meat coma, never seen a sandwich look as close to the sign picture. Would cheat day again.

rad · Oct 26, 2019

Alasliasolonik said:
No one said anything about shipping in-n-out. They dont do that. It wouldnt work and shows that you are just trying to argue.

It's Khane… of course hes trying to argue!

Falstaff · Oct 26, 2019

how does one re-heat a fedex cheesesteak and have it taste remotely good?

TJT · Oct 26, 2019

Falstaff said:
how does one re-heat a fedex cheesesteak and have it taste remotely good?

Site says you bake them.

Lanx · Oct 26, 2019

Khane said:
You have no idea how to cook. Keep shipping steak-ums to your house from hundreds or thousands of miles away when you can make a better sandwich with one of the cheapest cuts of beef treated appropriately from your local grocer. I've been to Philly 5 times in the past 5 years and tried to find a good cheesesteak everytime. And everytime I say to myself "These people must be missing a chromosome". It's the easiest thing you could possibly do at home on your own.

I can't believe you're even trying to talk about shipping a fucking in-n-out fast food burger to your house. Good grief Charlie Brown.

If you want to duplicate "the taste" ask them to ship their seasoning or sauce. The meat and bread have nothing to fucking do with it especially when they are frozen and shipped across country.

the problem with philly cheese steak at home is you'd have moleste a ribeye, cuz you want that tender fast cooked meat, when you could just cook a perfectly good steak and just slap it between a hoagie/italian bread.

i mean when i cook steak, i souse vide, so when i take it out of the bag, you have the juice left over. i put those juices in a cast iron pan (cuz i put the stean in the pan to fast sear) and carmalize onions with it.

thats mountains better than philly shit steak.

Sludig · Oct 26, 2019

Intrinsic said:
Just grabbed one of those Meatoberfest Triple Decker sandwiches from Arby’s. Like a damn meat coma, never seen a sandwich look as close to the sign picture. Would cheat day again.

I loved the $8 version of that, kept me warm on a 8 hour motorcycle ride home from kansas.

Speaking of making at home. I keep meaning to try doing jerky. I've had a friend make some once that was great. Seems like the simplest thing if you just have a toaster over than can do low heat for a while, don't even fuck around w/ smoking. Even if it's not perfectly jerky as $$$ store jerky. Just dried meat on hand for work snacks seems bueno, especially making it out of meat that otherwise only turns into way too tough steak.

Erronius · Oct 26, 2019

Spent a lot of time on the road doing service calls a couple of weeks ago. Things I learned:

There are McDonalds with Chicken Biscuits. They're fucking delicious. But they aren't a regular menu item that I've seen, besides highway rest-stop Mickey Ds
Hardees is still a shadow of its formal self, and is largely shit tier
Whoever it was in this thread that turned me on to fiesta potatoes: thank you
Lanx lives in a legit shithole (I'm sorry)
Epstein didn't kill himself

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Chanur · Oct 26, 2019

Erronius said:
Spent a lot of time on the road doing service calls a couple of weeks ago. Things I learned:

There are McDonalds with Chicken Biscuits. They're fucking delicious. But they aren't a regular menu item that I've seen, besides highway rest-stop Mickey Ds

Hardees is still a shadow of its formal self, and is largely shit tier

Whoever it was in this thread that turned me on to fiesta potatoes: thank you

Lanx lives in a legit shithole (I'm sorry)

Epstein didn't kill himself

Website Maintenance: Be Back Soon | McDonald’s

Website Maintenance: Be Back Soon | McDonald’s

www.mcdonalds.com

Hardee's was such a dissapointment after growing up with Carls Jr. I can't express how salty it makes me.

slippery · Oct 26, 2019

Erronius said:
Spent a lot of time on the road doing service calls a couple of weeks ago. Things I learned:

There are McDonalds with Chicken Biscuits. They're fucking delicious. But they aren't a regular menu item that I've seen, besides highway rest-stop Mickey Ds

Hardees is still a shadow of its formal self, and is largely shit tier

Whoever it was in this thread that turned me on to fiesta potatoes: thank you

Lanx lives in a legit shithole (I'm sorry)

Epstein didn't kill himself

Website Maintenance: Be Back Soon | McDonald’s

Website Maintenance: Be Back Soon | McDonald’s

www.mcdonalds.com

Seriously on the Fiesta Potato's, those things are great. I'd have never discovered that

Erronius · Oct 26, 2019

This makes me feel like such a lightweight

sukik · Oct 26, 2019

TJT said:
We have Hopdoddy here in Austin so this is their breakfast burger.

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The egg looks like it was fried crispy with butter. Top notch.

Lanx · Oct 26, 2019

Erronius said:
Spent a lot of time on the road doing service calls a couple of weeks ago. Things I learned:

There are McDonalds with Chicken Biscuits. They're fucking delicious. But they aren't a regular menu item that I've seen, besides highway rest-stop Mickey Ds

Hardees is still a shadow of its formal self, and is largely shit tier

Whoever it was in this thread that turned me on to fiesta potatoes: thank you

Lanx lives in a legit shithole (I'm sorry)

Epstein didn't kill himself

Website Maintenance: Be Back Soon | McDonald’s

Website Maintenance: Be Back Soon | McDonald’s

www.mcdonalds.com

just biding my time till i can go back to jersey, i'd rather listen to a nasally bitch than this southern drawl anyway

Erronius · Oct 26, 2019

Lanx said:
i'd rather listen to a nasally bitch than this southern drawl anyway

What southern drawl?

<Points East> Kentucky is that way

3301 · Oct 26, 2019

TJT said:
Site says you bake them.

Does it come frozen, or fresh complete with soggy bread?

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