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Lurkingdirk puts half a crushed up molly in every glass. Still tastes like thickened bull cum but at least you don't give a shit after.
 
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Egg Nog is awful.

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Fight

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Eggnog just has poor branding. Take the word “egg” out of it and you would get a 50% higher desireability rating. It is like a hot bitch named Helga.
 
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Khane

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chaos said:
Lurkingdirk puts half a crushed up molly in every glass. Still tastes like thickened bull cum but at least you don't give a shit after.
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No, he gives you a choice between drinking his eggnog or listening to his family sing Christmas carols.

Yea... everyone "looooooves" his eggnog.
 
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Armadon

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Well I just had my first White Castle experience. I bought 30 and could only eat 14. My asshole just exploded. I'm glad I made it home in time. Going to get stoned and eat the last 16 later.
 
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Alex

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Fight said:
Eggnog just has poor branding. Take the word “egg” out of it and you would get a 50% higher desireability rating. It is like a hot bitch named Helga.
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I don't mind eggs in my cocktails. I actually love most egg white cocktails. I love bothering the fuck out of bartenders by asking for a Ramos Gin Fizz.
 
Khane

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Helga also doesn't seem like a very off putting name. It's a viking name. I'd definitely fuck a chick named Helga with no regerts.

Edna on the other hand... Or Butch...

No joke I have an aunt named Butch.
 
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Alex said:
I don't mind eggs in my cocktails. I actually love most egg white cocktails. I love bothering the fuck out of bartenders by asking for a Ramos Gin Fizz.
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Eggnog doesn't even have eggs. That's an old title right ? I only researched it once to see if it listed the name of the animals semen you were drinking
 
Alex

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Noodleface said:
Eggnog doesn't even have eggs. That's an old title right ? I only researched it once to see if it listed the name of the animals semen you were drinking
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It's a drink made out of eggs and heavy cream. I can get down with a white russian, whisky sour, or gin fizz. But to mix and match cream and egg? Lines must be drawn.
 
lurkingdirk

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Alex said:
It's a drink made out of eggs and heavy cream. I can get down with a white russian, whisky sour, or gin fizz. But to mix and match cream and egg? Lines must be drawn.
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You've got to whip the eggs so there is foam in your eggnog. It's magical.
 
Erronius

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Fight said:
Eggnog just has poor branding. Take the word “egg” out of it and you would get a 50% higher desireability rating. It is like a hot bitch named Helga.
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I'd definitely be 50% more attracted to a hot bitch if you took the eggs right the fuck out of her
 
Erronius

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Dom said:
Look, we clearly disagree about eggnog, but let's all come together in our hatred for Fruitcake
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You've just never had good fruitcake!

It's even better with a cup of coffee. Shit just melts in your mouth.

My mom made fruitcake cookies every year, and they were even better. God damn, I want some right now

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BrutulTM

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My mom makes a solid fruitcake. Look forward to it every year. Much more so than eggnog and I like eggnog.
 
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