Lurkingdirk puts half a crushed up molly in every glass. Still tastes like thickened bull cum but at least you don't give a shit after.
Lurkingdirk puts half a crushed up molly in every glass. Still tastes like thickened bull cum but at least you don't give a shit after.
Clearly we had different step fathersIt's weird how many of you know what cum tastes like.
I have the best recipe for eggnog. Even people who don't like eggnog like my eggnog. It's delicious.
Eggnog just has poor branding. Take the word “egg” out of it and you would get a 50% higher desireability rating. It is like a hot bitch named Helga.
Well I just had my first White Castle experience. I bought 30 and could only eat 14. My asshole just exploded. I'm glad I made it home in time. Going to get stoned and eat the last 16 later.
Eggnog doesn't even have eggs. That's an old title right ? I only researched it once to see if it listed the name of the animals semen you were drinkingI don't mind eggs in my cocktails. I actually love most egg white cocktails. I love bothering the fuck out of bartenders by asking for a Ramos Gin Fizz.
Eggnog doesn't even have eggs. That's an old title right ? I only researched it once to see if it listed the name of the animals semen you were drinking
It's a drink made out of eggs and heavy cream. I can get down with a white russian, whisky sour, or gin fizz. But to mix and match cream and egg? Lines must be drawn.
I'd definitely be 50% more attracted to a hot bitch if you took the eggs right the fuck out of herEggnog just has poor branding. Take the word “egg” out of it and you would get a 50% higher desireability rating. It is like a hot bitch named Helga.
You've just never had good fruitcake!Look, we clearly disagree about eggnog, but let's all come together in our hatred for Fruitcake