The Fast Food Thread

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Looks incredible, but super tall burgers are for show offs and amateurs that don't know what the fuck they are doing. If you have to smash the burger down to smithereens, you've either destroyed the contents or dumped them out before you can even get them into your mouth. Go wide, not tall.
 
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Void

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Free $5.00 Chalupa Box on June 30th

Just need an account on the Taco Bell app.
Good luck getting it to work on your phone! The Taco Bell app is by far the shittiest ever. I can't get it to log me in no matter what I do (reinstall, change password on website, etc.). And by the complaints about the app, neither can a lot of other people. Technically you might be able to do it from a computer, but I'm not sure. Either way, fuck their app. Even for a free $5.
 

Lanx

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Good luck getting it to work on your phone! The Taco Bell app is by far the shittiest ever. I can't get it to log me in no matter what I do (reinstall, change password on website, etc.). And by the complaints about the app, neither can a lot of other people. Technically you might be able to do it from a computer, but I'm not sure. Either way, fuck their app. Even for a free $5.
try logging in with facebook, thats how i got it to work b4 covid
 

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Looks good but goddamn the stupid asshole singing made it retarded. Fuck Tik Toks and kids these days.

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TJT

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I tried BBQ, 'pulled pork' jackfruit out of curiosity last night.

I can see why they do it. Jackfruit is very fibrous so if you drown it in bbq sauce or tex mex tomato-based sauce it does taste just like the spices. And has a similar texture. Wasn't terrible.
 
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Falstaff

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We made jackfruit tacos a few weeks ago... it was like cooking any other meat you'd use for tacos + homemade taco seasoning mix. I agree the texture was there and tasted pretty good.
 
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zzeris

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Has anyone else been part of the Dots Pretzel craze? They just hit my suburb of Houston and they are like fucking crack. Expensive for pretzels though; a one lb bag is 6 bucks.

Working at an Auntie Anne's as a youth spoiled me on fresh, soft pretzels but if I'm paying good money for the harder kind, Snyder's Pieces are by far my favorite. The Honey Mustard and the Jalapeno choices are amazing and just destroy regular pretzels.
 

Alex

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I tried BBQ, 'pulled pork' jackfruit out of curiosity last night.

I can see why they do it. Jackfruit is very fibrous so if you drown it in bbq sauce or tex mex tomato-based sauce it does taste just like the spices. And has a similar texture. Wasn't terrible.

When I was vegetarian I made jackfruit stuff all the time. Jackfruit pulled "pork" is pretty fucking tasty.
 

Harshaw

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When I was vegetarian I made jackfruit stuff all the time. Jackfruit pulled "pork" is pretty fucking tasty.
The stuff with jackfruit as a protein substitute is weird to me. Growing up whenever i had jackfruit it came in a jar or can and it was packed in heavy syrup. We used it making halo halo so I see it as a dessert and as a savory thing it sounds icky.
 
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TJT

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The stuff with jackfruit as a protein substitute is weird to me. Growing up whenever i had jackfruit it came in a jar or can and it was packed in heavy syrup. We used it making halo halo so I see it as a dessert and as a savory thing it sounds icky.

I've had it both ways. It works well both ways TBH. I don't think I've ever put it in Halo Halo though. Too Philipino for me right there!
 
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