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Hoss

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Have to wipe down our work spaces at work for the time being. The local distillery was giving out 90% alcohol for cleaning, so I've been using that.

Now my area smells like booze.

That's evercelar, isn't it? I'd be mixing it with coke for lunch
 
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Denamian

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That's evercelar, isn't it? I'd be mixing it with coke for lunch

Pretty much, but that 10% non alcohol isn't necessarily water. Could be some of the nasty shit like acetone that comes off the still first and is normally discarded, since this was never intended for consumption. It's going to be turned into hand sanitizer.
 

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When your tech support has to call tech support, you know you fucked it up good.

Putting it in the tickle thread because I didn't fuck it up, I'm just taking over because the other guy had to sleep.
 

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After nearly a month of back and forth (actually more like me complaining and getting no answers) I can finally work my 1 evening shift every 2 weeks from home.
 
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Borzak

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My grandmother who is 99 sent me some money. Mom talked to her and told her to stop sending me money she might need it. She told my mom "I'm not going to live forever I'll do what I want with money and you can't stop me" LOL. She finally stopped sending cash.
 

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Three sunny days in a row

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Siliconemelons

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Go to UPS store to turn in some Amazon returns.

Go in, place items, show each item to each return code, beep boop done.

Go to exit the glass store front, see guy in mask holding tons of boxes.

I hold the door open like a normal human- I have long arms seeing as I am huge and am many feet away from the portal of the door.

"No, your not wearing a mask." dude says muffled while shuffling with all his boxes in his arms.

"Okay," and I walk out and the door closes.

"Yeah! That's what I say!" he retorts as he fumbles with the door and drops his boxes.

I have no idea what that reply means... I literally just say "Okay," and walked off.
 
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Sludig

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Go to UPS store to turn in some Amazon returns.

Go in, place items, show each item to each return code, beep boop done.

Go to exit the glass store front, see guy in mask holding tons of boxes.

I hold the door open like a normal human- I have long arms seeing as I am huge and am many feet away from the portal of the door.

"No, your not wearing a mask." dude says muffled while shuffling with all his boxes in his arms.

"Okay," and I walk out and the door closes.

"Yeah! That's what I say!" he retorts as he fumbles with the door and drops his boxes.

I have no idea what that reply means... I literally just say "Okay," and walked off.
Wife and I have rapidly reached I dont give a fuck status about playing nice anymore. I've straight up retorted to panickers with "Cause I'm not a faggot."

Wife went back to work after WFH 2 months by company directive. The few office hens there clucked and lost their mind as she was carrying her stuff in without a mask. Pretty much pulled a good for you bless your heart on them and went about her business after confirming with someone that mattered that they arn't required. (Otherwise she'd just bring her shit right back home).
 
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Aamry

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Wife and I have rapidly reached I dont give a fuck status about playing nice anymore. I've straight up retorted to panickers with "Cause I'm not a faggot."

Wife went back to work after WFH 2 months by company directive. The few office hens there clucked and lost their mind as she was carrying her stuff in without a mask. Pretty much pulled a good for you bless your heart on them and went about her business after confirming with someone that mattered that they arn't required. (Otherwise she'd just bring her shit right back home).

I live in a small south Georgia country town, and the people who do wear mask usually don't cover their nose, which defeats the purpose completely.
 

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I live in a small south Georgia country town, and the people who do wear mask usually don't cover their nose, which defeats the purpose completely.

I realized yesterday that those are mouth breathers. So I guess it does help.
 
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lurkingdirk

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I have a wind machine fan, the ones that sit on the flood and rotate up and down on that swivel thing.

Anyways, on a hot summer day after I hope out of the shower I let that thing blow dry my balls. I picture heaven being like how that feels.

I always find I'm itchy if I air dry. Scratching an itchy scrotum does tickle my pickle, though.
 

Borzak

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My 99 year old grandmother. She's had a cell phone for quite a while now she carries "just in case". My niece visited her and opened a facebook account and showed her how to use it. She never post anything but apparently looks at stuff. She sent me a message via facebook messenger lol. She's now 10x more tech oriented than her son that worked sitting at a computer for 25 years.
 
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