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Hoss

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Only ever gave money to 2 beggars. 1 had a sign that said "Why lie I'm going to use the money for booze". The other one, the car in front of me handed him a half eaten burger and he wolfed it down so fast I think he almost ate the wrapper. When I say half eaten, I don't mean it was cut in half. It clearly had a few bites taken out of it. I gave him $5 because he proved to me he was actually hungry.
 
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I don't like carrying cash, and if I do, it's usually less than $20. If I see a funny beggar sign, or I'm stuck at a light, I'll toss them my cash/change. Though if I'm harassed by a homeless person, including the shit stick who wants to clean my windshield, or some dick head pretending to beg for gas (but won't let you fill up their tank, they want the $20) I will straight tell them to fuck off and go somewhere else. The window cleaners especially annoy the fuck out of me. Don't put your grimy, shitty shit on my car, I just washed it you stupid fuck.

I had one guy asking for gas, I said I'd give the teller $20 on #2, guy freaked out with joy - only time I've done that. Every other time they've gotten enraged when I wouldn't just give them the cash. Uh, fuck you, I don't carry cash yiu fuckin hippy.

I'll do the same for homeless with my fries, since I never eat them. "Here you go." They always look so damned happy.

In Austin they're usually pretty passive, old crazy folks with disabilities and a starving dog, unless you encounter them outside your vehicle... Save Mopac, where, North of 45th, you encounter the window washers that I want to run over near Anderson Lane. They'll also try to sell you gas station roses, like wtf, I don't smoke crack, get the fuck off the road and out of my way.
 
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Denamian said:
Google is killing inbox in 8 days and still hasn't added features from it to gmail like they said they would.
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For me it's one of the simple functions, the "save link to inbox"... bouncing between several computers this was simple and easy....

Bragon said:
Annnnnnnd that's now a thing I will do. Spiders. it's gonna be spiders, every time.
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This also works for "where do you want to eat?"... "I don't care". Pick one place near you, and that's the answer EVER.. SINGLE.. TIME.. until someone starts caring.

Vanessa said:
I'm mucho rustled right now due to my recent order of Kirkland Multivitamin Gummies.

They are so yummy n tasty and yet I cannot eat but two a day.

Companies shouldn't make something so tiny and so delicious that you're literally NOT supposed to OD on; vitamins are supposed to be "palatable, yet kinda gross" for a reason!
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Same with my probiotics and vitamin C. And the former will stop one right the hell up if you take too many.

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Yeah, its called sufficiently long passwords.

The idea that my access to information is going to be dependent on the physical location of a device, or the battery life of that device, is so asinine I know a progressive came up with it. What a dumb fucking idea.

There was nothing wrong with passwords. Some people are idiots and do things like write their passwords down or pick stupid passwords. This is a problem with those individuals, not the password system.

Just the fact that someone is defending TFA is making me angry again. What the fuck. Now I have to carry some goddam electronic device around with me at all times just so I can log in and access my files? Who fucking thought that was OK?

In 10 years when a retinal scan and anal probe are required to log into email you fucks are still gonna be saying "this is fine, I am fine with this"

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You are fundamentally wrong, and enough people have shamed you for this I will only add the simple phrase. "Something you have, and something you know". It's how to stay secure.

Now, what's rustling me today? 5 guys at the Home Depot garden area today. All 5 stumbling over each other to help 2 milfs who were 6/10 (being generous) load potted plants into cars while I had to load around 800 lbs of mulch myself. Guess they didn't talk to the guys in lumber who might have mentioned to them that unlike the milfs, I tip for help loading.
 
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Speaking of all the fucking homeless begging for shit, it has gotten to the point here in Commiefornia that unless they are blocking the doorway, nobody makes them fucking move from stores or fast food places anymore. My local Wendy's has a parking lot that is sort of sheltered in a hard to explain way, and it is filled with fucking homeless every fucking day. Wendy's used to send a manager out periodically and make them move away from the building at least, or call the cops if they didn't move, but now they know the cops just won't fucking come out anymore. Anywhere, not just that one location. Periodically they will break up a big camp and make them move, but that's typically only when it is private property and they start setting up "permanent" dwellings.

And now they are talking about moving them onto the fucking state fairgrounds. There's a waterslide park open all summer there, and THE ACTUAL FUCKING FAIR for about a month...what are they going to do with the fucking bums during those days? I'm sure soccer moms are going to be thrilled to take their little girls to the Sun Splash when they have to dodge through all the fucking homeless that you know won't stay in their designated areas.
 
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California was a beautiful bastion of existence 20 years ago. Now, it's a goddamn refuge for homeless. It looks like fuckin Tattoine down major highways with all the tarps, tents, and trash everywhere. At least in and around LA. What a shit hole.
 
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Fuck Google and their "specialist". Fucking Indians or some Balkan hombres calling from God knows where to give me advice about SOME BULLSHIT.

DONT CALL ME 30 TIMES A WEEK TO GIVE ME ADVICE I DONT WANT
 
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I kind of want to buy the new atari vcs... but I can't get the one with the wood front that they made a big deal about.

So I am like no... not buying the stupid onyx one when I could have had the wood one.

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Product of me getting old, but make me wait for even a second past my planned schedule, anything, counting coins at the checkout, not having your card ready to pay, trifling thru your wallet, making small talk. Don't fucking waste my time, get out of my way and my lawn!
 
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Got stuck in the store front for work today because everyone wants off and I forgot to charge my Switch and forgot a charger.
 
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If I turn around and someone is standing less than a foot behind me it should be socially acceptable to spit in their face.

I was walking around a store and this dickhead was just wandering around talking on his phone. He’d get real close so I’d move away. Then he’d get real close again. After the third time I just had to straight up say “buddy you need to back up now.” He just rolled his eyes and moved on. Fucking subhumans.
 
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cabbitcabbit said:
If I turn around and someone is standing less than a foot behind me it should be socially acceptable to spit in their face.

I was walking around a store and this dickhead was just wandering around talking on his phone. He’d get real close so I’d move away. Then he’d get real close again. After the third time I just had to straight up say “buddy you need to back up now.” He just rolled his eyes and moved on. Fucking subhumans.
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Happens to me periodically. I just stop, turn around, and stare right into their eyes. Makes them so bloody uncomfortable they feel terrible without actually doing anything aggressive or wrong. Works like a charm.
 
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My mother in law simply cannot hold her wad. We go over to her house on Easter for a big lunch and I guarantee she'll give my kids enough sugar to put an adult in shock along with toys. However, she mailed them an Easter package to our house for some reason with... toys and candy. It gets to our house today and she waits until my wife is driving with the kids in the car to announce over the speakers that her package arrived for them to open tonight.

It's not a huge deal but it's annoying. My kids didn't want to go out and play or eat dinner because there was 'a package'. When I told them to play and eat dinner first the eldest got all bent out of shape. Dammit woman couldn't you just wait... wouldn't you want to wait so you can see them get this stuff?
 
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Me: "I put the document you need on the server in your folder."
Them: "Just email it to me."

Me: Moving mouse cursor to corner of window until cursor changes to arrows. Attempt to resize window.
Window: Changes positions but not size.
 
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Some Chinese dickhead broke into my hotel point account and stole a bunch of points. Not a big surprise, their system uses a 4 digits pin. Call in, get my points refunded and to make my account secure again I must change my email. Fucking hell, how does that make sense? Force customers to use the least insecure passwords imaginable and you have to outright start using a different email to manage your account if you have a breach.
 
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Hoss

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Maybe the hacker also had access to your email?

You should followup with them on that. Find out what all he had to know to do what he did. And let us know if they give you that info, because all companies I've dealt with would not help me out at all. (that's my rustle today, why won't you tell me what info the fucking hacker used to hack my acct!). I might start using that hotel if they are helpful.
 
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Arizona governor signed a bill banning the use of cell phones while driving.

Fucking retards making laws on top of laws. God forbid you use the myriad of laws already on the books to cite people.
 
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