Whats rustling your jimmies?

they schedule my remicade infusion every 8 weeks, by week 7 i start to feel like shit, do i have to suffer for a week ?

Johnny53 said:

they schedule my remicade infusion every 8 weeks, by week 7 i start to feel like shit, do i have to suffer for a week ?

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Ask your doctor to switch you to Humira? It's a different drug that treats all the same shit.

Flight delayed enough to fuck our connection 9 hours before even starting the trip. Rebooked while wife was asleep so now i can be blamed for anything for the next 24 hours

Hoss said:

I don't even like to include someone's boss when I'm responding to an email that they sent me. I've never had someone email my boss and bitch about me (that I know of), but my butthole clenches up when I see they suddenly include mine even though he's never involved in the conversation. Seems like it's some sort of passive aggressive tattling.

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Exactly! I frequently reply to only the sender leaving out the boss, specifically to avoid the appearance of this tattling behavior.

In my case it wasnt directly bitching about me but you hit the nail on the head, its indirect passive aggressive tattling.
Bitch email to me: Hey do you have any dates available for X?
Me:
(No response, I'm busy 24-7 for a few days and no checking emails)
Bitch email to me and my boss: I havent heard back from you after my last email. Please respond

It has happened to me twice in the last 3 months from two different people. Next time it happens I am pretty sure either a vein is gonna burst somewhere in my brain, or I'll physically turn into the Hulk and smash.

Void said:

"It is what it is."

No fucking shit. Water is wet too. You fucking cunt/cock.

I swear, every single other person in my office says that, it seems.

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it is what it is

A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness.

Finding out first-fucking-hand that my apartment is currently experiencing quite a number of issues pertaining to RABID WOLF SPIDERS. One of those motherfuckers came at me in the motherfucking shower earlier tonight.

Thankfully I just moved in and there wasn't much to sift through but everything was cleansed exterminatus-style. Walked out into the hallway and found another two about 300 meters towards the parking lot. This place is brand-new as well.

At least we have gigabit ethernet.

Wife yells complex commands at the dogs and continues to yell further instructions when they just stand there, like dogs.

Picasso3 said:

Wife yells complex commands at the dogs and continues to yell further instructions when they just stand there, like dogs.

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Fuckin' eh, hear her at night yelling at the animal. What really pisses me off is when she whines at the animal, like shes begging it through guilt and somehow the animal is supposed to interpret and obey her bizaare emotional demands.

I imagine scenarios where I then hear her screaming because its biting the shit out of her, because she's such an asshat, I think I would reward it for being smarter than her.

Voyce said:

Fuckin' eh, hear her at night yelling at the animal. What really pisses me off is when she whines at the animal, like shes begging it through guilt and somehow the animal is supposed to interpret and obey her bizaare emotional demands.

I imagine scenarios where I then hear her screaming because its biting the shit out of her, because she's such an asshat, I think I would reward it for being smarter than her.

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Half the time I can't help but laugh

"Get out of the kitchen gator these pots are very hot and you're going to get burned"

"Gator i have to drain the spaghetti and you are in my way please go"

"GO GATOR GO"

"Please just go gator I had a very stressful deposition today at work and I have to get dinner done and I can't do that with you in my way"

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I admire your perseverance and consistency, but come on, the man made a funny.

Izo said:

I admire your perseverance and consistency, but come on, the man made a funny.

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Hear here

Voyce said:

Fuckin' eh, hear her at night yelling at the animal. What really pisses me off is when she whines at the animal, like shes begging it through guilt and somehow the animal is supposed to interpret and obey her bizaare emotional demands.

I imagine scenarios where I then hear her screaming because its biting the shit out of her, because she's such an asshat, I think I would reward it for being smarter than her.

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The lady upstairs in my old apartment did the same shit, and it drove me up the wall (beyond the 3am arguments with her husband and the fact she had her fucking sybian pushed up against a wall in their room so I woke up/be kept awake by an hour+ of the damn thing vibrating.) Had an ill-tempered little shit dog, a terrier of some kind. Wasn't trained. She talked to it like a baby and would whine when it did undesirable things, like losing its mind and trying to bite anyone that came in the yard. Didn't understand why he was such an asshole, 'he's such a sweet thing'. Cunty little thing eventually learned a lesson when it tried to take on our fat old outdoor cat. Never been so happy to see an animal get its ass kicked.

As a Navy veteran, this is deeply rustling...
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