You know you're getting old when.....

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When you turn 40. In like... 5 hours. That's kind of a sign you are getting old.
 
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Did you just never listen to the radio or see any movie between 1996 and 2001? There were a few that I was like "what the fuck" but for the most part this whole video tickled my nostalgic balls something furious. There was a sound back then that, listening back on now, I wish I'd appreciated more.

Not this, but the softness, happiness, hopefulness, innocence, is something I certainly miss. There's music out there like this today, but it's no longer popular. Today is wet ass pussy, yesterday it was Madonna's cone tits and like a virgin. Eh. Fuck it. I'm definitely not with "it" anymore. Thank God I'm OK with that.


I thought about it and I graduated college in 97. These songs are all from 96 so I definitely didn't hear them when they were new. After college I was listening to music again but not that kind of garbage. I didn't see any country songs. If they were there they must have been in the middle.
 

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Had mine a week ago.
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Used "Welcome to the party, pal" during a major incident call the other day. Ended up explaining Bruce Willis, Die Hard and Nakatomi Plaza to several under-30s. "The villain was Alan Rickman. You know 'Cancel Christmas' from Robin Hood? Not that Robin Hood. A bad Robin Hood with Kevin Cosner and Morgan Freeman. He was also SNAPE. He killed Dumbledore." Fucking kids.
 
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Used "Welcome to the party, pal" during a major incident call the other day. Ended up explaining Bruce Willis, Die Hard and Nakatomi Plaza to several under-30s. "The villain was Alan Rickman. You know 'Cancel Christmas' from Robin Hood? Not that Robin Hood. A bad Robin Hood with Kevin Cosner and Morgan Freeman. He was also SNAPE. He killed Dumbledore." Fucking kids.
*clears throat*

Welcome to the party, pal.
 
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knowing that once Adam Viniatari turns in his retirement papers that you're older than every single player in the NFL.
 
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There’s only 3 players in the NHL who played in the 20th century. Wasn’t that like 7 years ago? Jesus.
 
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Used "Welcome to the party, pal" during a major incident call the other day. Ended up explaining Bruce Willis, Die Hard and Nakatomi Plaza to several under-30s. "The villain was Alan Rickman. You know 'Cancel Christmas' from Robin Hood? Not that Robin Hood. A bad Robin Hood with Kevin Cosner and Morgan Freeman. He was also SNAPE. He killed Dumbledore." Fucking kids.
That’s...that’s not the good Robin Hood?! 🥺

I get this shit daily between my 30 and under co-workers and my 38 year old wife (42 here) who grew up in one of those strict christian (or poor...or both) families that didn’t allow/have a TV until like 2003.

we waited a while to have our kids. My two year old now grunts and makes “my back hurts” noises when he gets up because I do. Also the sheer time it’s taken for Tennis Elbow to resolve at 42 vs 32.
 
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That’s...that’s not the good Robin Hood?! 🥺

I get this shit daily between my 30 and under co-workers and my 38 year old wife (42 here) who grew up in one of those strict christian (or poor...or both) families that didn’t allow/have a TV until like 2003.

we waited a while to have our kids. My two year old now grunts and makes “my back hurts” noises when he gets up because I do. Also the sheer time it’s taken for Tennis Elbow to resolve at 42 vs 32.
I got tennis elbow really bad about five years ago. It still hasn't completely healed and will still hurt if I try to grab/squeeze/write with my arm at the wrong angle.
 
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Hopefully it's not with your dominant jerking off hand.
It is, I have to really hunch over and keep my elbow at 90°. No more sprawling out on my bed for a leisurely jerk session. I'm kidding, I don't even tug it anymore. I just fuck waifu pillows.
 
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The main inertia preventing me from starting new hobbies is not money or time, it's knowing exactly how much effort it will take to get good enough to satisfy me.
 
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That’s...that’s not the good Robin Hood?! 🥺

Yeah no shit, I regularly see people shitting on the Costner Robin Hood but I can't think of a serious Robin Hood that was better. Men in tights was it's own thing and a pretty good satire. Everything else was hot garbage.
 
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Yeah no shit, I regularly see people shitting on the Costner Robin Hood but I can't think of a serious Robin Hood that was better. Men in tights was it's own thing and a pretty good satire. Everything else was hot garbage.
Years back, a buddy and I did one of those Quark expeditions to Antarctica and the boat was a repurposed Carnival Cruise ship with reinforced hull plates for bergs. The DJ station only had 90’s music. Maybe some early 00’s stuff. A lot of Backstreet Boys shit. BUT it had Bryan Adams greatest hits. You can believe we serenaded all the Australian ass on that boat to Everything I Do. I was ready to move to England and take archery by the end of that trip.
 
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Yeah no shit, I regularly see people shitting on the Costner Robin Hood but I can't think of a serious Robin Hood that was better. Men in tights was it's own thing and a pretty good satire. Everything else was hot garbage.
I'll fight anyone that says this version isn't serious!
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Yeah no shit, I regularly see people shitting on the Costner Robin Hood but I can't think of a serious Robin Hood that was better. Men in tights was it's own thing and a pretty good satire. Everything else was hot garbage.

Yeah I agree. The only legitimate complaint I remember is that he didn't do an accent. Big whoop.

But I gotta add that there's at least 1 porn version that's better. Also, apparently laurel and hardy had a version written that I bet would have been good.
 
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