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Yeah I agree. The only legitimate complaint I remember is that he didn't do an accent. Big whoop.

But I gotta add that there's at least 1 porn version that's better. Also, apparently laurel and hardy had a version written that I bet would have been good.
To be honest that's a plus IMHO. Re: fake accents
 

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I just tore my hip adductor getting out of bed this morning. I can barely walk now. FML.
 
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All your favorite bands and musicians are in there 70's and your favorite actor is in his 90's
 
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All your favorite bands and musicians are in there 70's and your favorite actor is in his 90's

I was going to go to a Judas Priest concert later this month but that has been postponed due to Richie Faulkner having major heart problems.
 

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All your favorite bands and musicians are in there 70's

This has been true for me since my 20's with the exception of Alan Jackson. Those that didn't die young anyway.
 
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This has been true for me since my 20's with the exception of Alan Jackson. Those that didn't die young anyway.
It is amazing how much shit has been pinched out in the last 50 years. What happened to all the mega bands and unique sounding groups and musicians.
 
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It is amazing how much shit has been pinched out in the last 50 years. What happened to all the mega bands and unique sounding groups and musicians.

Video killed the radio star. It used to not matter what a singer looked like. Now, even if it's not the most important thing (it is, but lets pretend it's #2) it's a factor that keeps more talented people out. Also, I'm sure cancel culture and PC ness plays a role in what gets recorded when it never used to.
 
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I got my haircut on the weekend, the young chick cutting my hair was sort of chatty.

After a while she asks: "Do you have any children?" . . . me: "No"

Then she says: "Oh, because you look like my landlord, I thought he might have been your son"

So some guy who's her landlord, I'm old enough to possibly be his father.

How I felt:

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I got my haircut on the weekend, the young chick cutting my hair was sort of chatty.

After a while she asks: "Do you have any children?" . . . me: "No"

Then she says: "Oh, because you look like my landlord, I thought he might have been your son"

So some guy who's her landlord, I'm old enough to possibly be his father.

How I felt:

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Maybe she was awkwardly looking for a sugar daddy to help pay her rent. Was she cute?
 
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I went to a gas station to buy some smokes. Walk up to the counter and a teenaged guy behind the counter is messing with some bags right below the counter top. I walk up and he says, without looking up, "Hey, what can I do for you?"

I said, "Hey, I would like to get a pack of smokes please"

The kid is still looking down, messing with the bags, and starts to say "Sure, I just need to see some..." as he was saying that he was starting to straighten up to face me, once he looks at me he said "never mind"

I said "Fuck man, what you just did was worse, you should have just finished the damn question"

He laughed

I laughed

I left
 
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So awhile back I started having trouble with my left eye, things just werent right. I go to the eye doctor and find out I have macular degeneration, I guess its genetic and appears as you get older so now my left eye looks like this

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And with in a few years my right eye will be the same.
God damn getting old sucks balls
 
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So awhile back I started having trouble with my left eye, things just werent right. I go to the eye doctor and find out I have macular degeneration, I guess its genetic and appears as you get older so now my left eye looks like this

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And with in a few years my right eye will be the same.
God damn getting old sucks balls

Father in law has that, he gets monthly shots in his eye, says it works. ...but it's shots in your eye and $$$, so good luck :*(
 
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Father in law has that, he gets monthly shots in his eye, says it works. ...but it's shots in your eye and $$$, so good luck :*(
Yeah the shots are for what is known as Wet Macular Degeneration where (Im not a doc so not to sure on the specifics) blood veins leak into your retina. What I have is Dry mac degen, where the light sensitive cells in your eyes just weaken and die...Doc said it was just age / genetics and pretty much im fucked
 
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Yeah the shots as for what is know as Wet Macular Degeneration where (Im not a doc so not to sure on the specifics) blood veins leak into your retina. What I have is Dry mac degen, where the light sensitive cells in your eyes just weaken and die...Doc said it was just age / genetics and pretty much im fucked

Maybe get a second opinion on that man, can't hurt.

Good luck with it.
 
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Yeah the shots as for what is know as Wet Macular Degeneration where (Im not a doc so not to sure on the specifics) blood veins leak into your retina. What I have is Dry mac degen, where the light sensitive cells in your eyes just weaken and die...Doc said it was just age / genetics and pretty much im fucked
Pretty sure I read about some promising research/treatment in the works.... here:


Early stages and all but it's something.
 
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I went to a gas station to buy some smokes. Walk up to the counter and a teenaged guy behind the counter is messing with some bags right below the counter top. I walk up and he says, without looking up, "Hey, what can I do for you?"

I said, "Hey, I would like to get a pack of smokes please"

The kid is still looking down, messing with the bags, and starts to say "Sure, I just need to see some..." as he was saying that he was starting to straighten up to face me, once he looks at me he said "never mind"

I said "Fuck man, what you just did was worse, you should have just finished the damn question"

He laughed

I laughed

I left

I used to always ID the cougars and it usually made them smile. "Sorry our policy says to ID anyone who looks like they're under 25..." I've always had a thing for cougars. None of them ever fucked me, but I'd go in the bathroom later and pretend they did.
 
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Maybe get a second opinion on that man, can't hurt.

Good luck with it.

Pretty sure I read about some promising research/treatment in the works.... here:


Early stages and all but it's something.
Yeah, have an appointment with a specialist the start of November...Hope there is a rainbow at the end of all this lol
Thanks all for the good thoughts, means a lot
 
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When you see an estate sale happening in your neighborhood. You drop in because, of course, you knew the deceased, and pay for some things you always wanted to borrow from him anyways....
 
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Sometimes I go to those estate sales and buy some of the shit just so people at my estate sale will think I was as cool as these people.
 
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