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On the one hand I"ll go to the new site because all the cool kids will be there. On the other hand I"m going to feel sad that when Lumie comes back here on 12/21/12 he"s going to think he was right when he sees the blighted wasteland Tyen and the swamp donkey have made of this place.

That"s only slightly less depressing than stopping by for Eomer updates and being rewarded. I may just be strange, but I always wanted the rabbit to beat the fuck out of those asshole kids and take his Trix back.

Numbers... you know VT doesn"t require a key anymore, right? Just tell her you need to "cast your magic juice" or some shit and send her on in.

Well, if he gets stabbed in the right place that "a hole is a hole" mentality that he had could work out for the best?

That just means you can fly kites at night, Tyen.

And you could really make some interesting dinner comments to offend people with it. Say it was Thai dyed.

Well, that"s fairly obvious. I hope she means more of de-crazy-fy them. There"s a lot of very odd people out there.

Sluts need nonsexual loving too!

Magic 8 Ball says: Try Again Later

Ham is pregnant? Is that why cheese left him?

Knowledge. Lets the cuckold know what"s going on so he can choose to be Aamina or kick the cheater to the curb. She"s not his wife according to the guy who posted the story, so this would be the best time for him to find out.

Have someone else who knows him plant the idea of a "secret romantic lunch surprise" in his head. Have him bring some flowers and shit to the garage and hide. Tell him how she always goes to lunch at the same time everyday, etc.

There"s a reason why Neil Gaiman is held in such high esteem. Sandman is one of the greatest stories in comics of all time.

Jump on that divorce while you"re still young and poor enough not to be cut to the bone by alimony and shit like that. If you have no kids, all the better. She will cheat again. It"s as simple as that. No matter how much you love(d?) her that is a fact. Cheaters gonna cheat, and if you"re still...

Brother Dad Sister Mother?

Welcome back!

So she"s a wood connoisseur?

There"s good and bad people in every religion. Just as there"s good and bad aspects to every religion. You"re never going to be Christian so get it out there and stop attending church unless you like the social aspects of it. Hell, use Sundays for "alone" time while she"s at church.

Alan Scott has a wife and daughter. Are they getting retconned or are they going to explain the concept of a "beard"?

I hope it"s Elastic Man.

The oil does make them burn faster.

Enh, it can be aesthetically pleasing now and then, but it"s definitely not uplifting. Good music is like any other type of art, if you keep an open mind you"ll find lots of good things out there. Songs for rainy days and moments of sadness have a place just like songs that appeal to other...

Once you go wight, you eat every bite?

Honestly, after everything he did and still does Aamina should have "Don"t be Aamina." tattooed on his forehead.

Shaw or maybe Shame because of all the loops this thread has taken. Awesome start, horrible redirect, now back to awesome.

Mission accomplished!

Evil-Lyn was all kinds of hotness.

You"re going to open your mouth and what will be falling out?

To get away from it because it was so nasty?

Tasty cereal.

Please don"t make Keg rape the thread.

You choose to change and you do it. Same way everyone has to do it. If you really understand what"s being said and honestly want to change just look inwards, make the changes, and move on with life.

Experience will help with the latter, the former is something everyone has to live with, even the people with successful marriages and kids. Part of the human condition.

So kick her to the curb and wish her the best with the ex.

Yes, that"s what Phoenix is saying and he"s right. And so what? If she isn"t reciprocating your feelings now she is unlikely to ever do so. Did you tell her you wanted an actual relationship or does she think you"re trying to be a friend?

You don"t have to be a prick to everyone, but you damned well should be to this waste of oxygen who is trying to use you and is saying so to your face. If you refuse to stick up for yourself on something like this and she will continue to use you like a doormat until you man up and cut the cord...

Did you tell her to fuck off? If not, change the locks now.

Sorry, there"s no one path to how to find someone to live a life with. The best anyone can offer is a guideline of things to avoid. Married women in general are not going to be worth the effort of anything long term. She got married for a reason, whether or not it"s one she shared with you. She...

That"s not the way it works, amigo. If she"s still married to someone she still has some form of attachment. You stand 0 chance until that"s over and done with and made final. Better luck next time. Sorry it hurts, but that"s part of caring about people. Shitty, but true. If you can get past...

Not unless she was making it obvious she was faking. Kind of like Jim"s "date" posts.