Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface said:

My wife said some stuff to me last night when I was drunk and it made me pretty angry so I went to bed at 930

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"When you pass out, I'm gonna pile more junk on the table. Sweet dreams!"

Deathwing said:

I mean, it's funny, but wouldn't Noodle's reaction be to stay up, not go to bed even earlier?

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Your assuming he isn't like, some clutter cuck.

Dude I lead raids. Do you really think I'm a cuck

She was like, I masturbated twice while you were at work so no sex this month.

Yeah you can't be a main tank and a cuck. It is known main tanks are the puss slayers.

Noodleface said:

Dude I lead raids. Do you really think I'm a cuck

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I WANT THIS TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY

There is no way that joke could have had a better outcome..

Oh to have that problem of staying ahead of the cold... the last couple of years have been warmer falls so that means in Tennessee the sweltering heat lasts until November. We did the star wars family last year. I was Han, Wife was Leia, Daughter was Rey, Son was Kylo. It was an awesome idea until Halloween proper was actually in the upper 80's and my wife was in a snow suit, I was in a thick bomber jacket get up, son was in a black robe, and the daughter was in a white desert outfit... basically the only one appropriate for scorching, Southern heat. So this year I'm wearing a T Shirt that says I'm eating my kids' candy...

I am now married to this forum..

Tenks said:

Yeah you can't be a main tank and a cuck. It is known main tanks are the puss slayers.

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Well you should know I dps now. Ain't no pussy

Noodleface said:

Well you should know I dps now. Ain't no pussy

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Just a limp noodle.

So guys this is a little random but it's been popping up. I'm not caffeinated so not sure if I've posted this, but there's new info anyways.

Short version is my brother in law is a certified cuck. Well, he would be but he's never had a girlfriend. He found one, we met her and she felt off to me. Anyways, they came over a few times then he turned into a beta shit around her. She calls every shot. Literally anything he does is with her or by her command.

She moved into his house secretly (hiding in his room) against their mothers wishes. Gf convinced him to get an apartment on his own (she has no job or license) so he moved out. They're both on the lease.

Lot of shit went down and he's banished from ever seeing the family as long as he's with her. Things he's done:

• Went to his mother's house and told her she was the worst mother a person could have, she forced him into college (he dropped out after 5 years), and she fat shamed him. All while bitch was behind him with arms crossed.
• Threatened to sue his brother. He worked at his brothers company and they were going to get bonuses at the end of a big job. He quit a week before job was completed and threatened legal action if he didn't get a bonus.
• Didn't return tools and website login info (he also made the webpage). He had to have his gf return the login info because he subcontracted her to make it.
• Didn't meet my newborn child for 3 weeks. He lives literally down the street.

Anyways. His gf is kind of manly looking, definitely masculine in demeanor. We all jokingly called her a tranny until I got forwarded the website info (I'm helping out). Her email was not from her name, but from Michael. Weird I thought. Maybe her dad? I look up her Facebook and it says "Female Name (Male name)" as her display name. Weird... LinkedIn she's listed under the male name and the resume has a male name too.

So what am I dealing with here? For reference the male name is Michael. Would a parent really name a girl Michael? Is dude with a tranny?.???

Set us loose, Noodle

Set us loose.

While I don't like her I can't in good conscience post her information

She may be gender-fluid. Micaela one day, Michael the next. Either way your brother is probably taking it up the ass.

Noodleface said:

While I don't like her I can't in good conscience post her information

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Don't you love your brother in law?

Don't you want him free? Think about the service you could be doing for your family.

(I have this image, of Xer crying and leaving. And Noodle, sitting upon his messy table throne like a Don, grinning and speaking the words "You underestimated my reach, Michael.")

I actually no longer like the kid. My whole reason for wanting to know is to laugh about it lol

Noodleface said:

So guys this is a little random but it's been popping up. I'm not caffeinated so not sure if I've posted this, but there's new info anyways.

Short version is my brother in law is a certified cuck. Well, he would be but he's never had a girlfriend. He found one, we met her and she felt off to me. Anyways, they came over a few times then he turned into a beta shit around her. She calls every shot. Literally anything he does is with her or by her command.

She moved into his house secretly (hiding in his room) against their mothers wishes. Gf convinced him to get an apartment on his own (she has no job or license) so he moved out. They're both on the lease.

Lot of shit went down and he's banished from ever seeing the family as long as he's with her. Things he's done:

• Went to his mother's house and told her she was the worst mother a person could have, she forced him into college (he dropped out after 5 years), and she fat shamed him. All while bitch was behind him with arms crossed.
• Threatened to sue his brother. He worked at his brothers company and they were going to get bonuses at the end of a big job. He quit a week before job was completed and threatened legal action if he didn't get a bonus.
• Didn't return tools and website login info (he also made the webpage). He had to have his gf return the login info because he subcontracted her to make it.
• Didn't meet my newborn child for 3 weeks. He lives literally down the street.

Anyways. His gf is kind of manly looking, definitely masculine in demeanor. We all jokingly called her a tranny until I got forwarded the website info (I'm helping out). Her email was not from her name, but from Michael. Weird I thought. Maybe her dad? I look up her Facebook and it says "Female Name (Male name)" as her display name. Weird... LinkedIn she's listed under the male name and the resume has a male name too.

So what am I dealing with here? For reference the male name is Michael. Would a parent really name a girl Michael? Is dude with a tranny?.???

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Be a dude and share the link to FSR that is full of spank bank material for him. More than he can possibly dream. (And yes, he is totally taking it in the ass)

No one irl can ever know this place even exists