The Edenville Dam in Midland, MI (world HQ of DOW Chemical) collapses forcing thousands to evacuate

GuardianX

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Bad year? Shit can always be worse. Think about the people worldwide who have shitty things happen day in and day out, every year. We've been spoiled for far too long.

Holy shit the autism is practically dripping off this post HAHA.

Sorry your year is goin shit Tarrant Tarrant I have family in MI as well, I know they have a "Cabin on a Lake" near Harrison but i don't recall which lake it is, it's a small lake though. Wonder if they are gunna lose their lake or worse.
 
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I think Brodhi has a real opportunity as a funeral director or salesman.

"I know your momma died but it could always be worse. She could be in hell. She probably is, that bitch."
"Dick doesn't work? Just remember, you could have gotten an STD. You probably did and that's why your dick don't work. You ready to buy that pump yet?"
 

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Oh come on guys, Brodhi was just trying to be helpful. Swing and a miss but his intentions were good.
 

Tarrant

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What am I looking at? The other side of the dam reservoir that is now empty?

And serious Tarrant Tarrant chin up bro. Hope that 2021 is significantly less, "Shit on Tarrant Year."

thank you

and the picture is normally where 4 feet of water would have been in Wixom Lake. The lake had a max depth of 40ft and that section is dry now as well the lake had 84 miles of shoreline. The whole lake is gone.
 

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so wheres all the water right now?

Over here

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Doesnt Foler Foler have a boat we can use to rescue people? A FoH mission to save the masses.
Sadre Spinegnawer Sadre Spinegnawer actually founded the Cajun Navy and has an outpost in MI with a carrier and two destroyers docked there. He's in a meeting with President Trump and Dennis Rodman right now to figure out the deployment strategy. He's a hydraulic engineer as well, so he's stretched a little thin right now.