The Fast Food Thread
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I wish food trucks would drive through the neighborhood blasting Mexican heavy metal so all the men know to bust open their piggybanks and line up outside like the ice cream trucks of yesteryear.
The taco truck is coming the taco truck is coming. Instead of getting a retarded TMNT popsicle or a bombpop you get a couple of juicy Al pastor tacos.
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Ritley
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It’s $7 for me, I got the regular beef version though so maybe you got the steak or something. A bit pricey but overall I’d say still better value than most fast food combo meals.
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My towns going through a cultural renaissance. All the faggot hipster shit in the downtown area went out of business because those sort of people believe in social distancing and staying at home. Some food truck started squatting on the rotting shell of their for lease parking lot, it suddenly became a thing. Now we're up to like 6 food trucks that set up every day, and all the work crews just go there, because 6 different choices 10 feet from each other is fucking convenient for a team of hungry people.
The website advertising it looks like it was made by a drunk alex jones. The tagline about forex trading is especially wtf.
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Example review:
This Grapevine based food truck has brought its flavor to little d. Flatlanders makes some seriously tasty street tacos and side dishes. We are looking forward to them making many trips to the Austin Street Truck Stop to feed our face holes.
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Lanx
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thats how you pass link juice by getting linked from another site, i suspect someone just used an illegal go daddy webbuilder plugin, and that gets auto inserted into the header
i mean the site is totally broken, so
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I was thinking more along the lines of having a cardboard bottom that you can put directly in the oven.
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Dominos is on its customer service game. Ordered at least 2 diabetes worth of pizza from this place over the years and they never fucked a pizza up before other than tossing a wrong topping on which I generally don't care about. This time they undercooked the pizza and I put a 1 star in saying I had to finish that shit in my own oven, so check urs. 10 seconds later they're calling me and apologizing and handing me store credit. Is there a fucking robot manning the pizza comments? WTF?
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I didn't see anyone mentioning that the only thing I ever went to Burger King for is back for a limited time! The Italian Chicken Sandwich. Lots of people don't like it because it is fairly plain (just breaded chicken, mozarella, marinara sauce on a long bun), but I'm addicted to those fucking things and have been waiting fucking forever for them to come back.
The only problem is that the closest BK is literally the fucking worst. It has been there for easily over 30 years, likely never updated, and is slow as fuck. And the first day I went I didn't realize it was fucking Whopper Wednesday. $2 for a whopper, so every motherfucker except me was ordering 17 custom whoppers. Was stuck in that drive-thru for almost an hour.
Fortunately they have a 2 for $10 special, 2 small combos with your choice of several different sandwiches, one of which is the Italian. The other BK, which is much better but much further away, only has 2 for $6, so by the time you add the dramatically overpriced fries and drink you're way over the $10 for the other deal. The sandwich by itself, not on special, is over $8 after tax. Fucking retarded.
Hopefully they stay around for a few months so I can get sick of them and not feel as bad when they go away again.
(That young skinny dude that wears a suit and reviews fast food ("My disappointment was immeasurable" dude I think) is actually where I found out it was back, but he didn't like it, said it was too salty, but they either fucked it up or he's a pussy. It is heavenly!)
The only problem is that the closest BK is literally the fucking worst. It has been there for easily over 30 years, likely never updated, and is slow as fuck. And the first day I went I didn't realize it was fucking Whopper Wednesday. $2 for a whopper, so every motherfucker except me was ordering 17 custom whoppers. Was stuck in that drive-thru for almost an hour.
Fortunately they have a 2 for $10 special, 2 small combos with your choice of several different sandwiches, one of which is the Italian. The other BK, which is much better but much further away, only has 2 for $6, so by the time you add the dramatically overpriced fries and drink you're way over the $10 for the other deal. The sandwich by itself, not on special, is over $8 after tax. Fucking retarded.
Hopefully they stay around for a few months so I can get sick of them and not feel as bad when they go away again.
(That young skinny dude that wears a suit and reviews fast food ("My disappointment was immeasurable" dude I think) is actually where I found out it was back, but he didn't like it, said it was too salty, but they either fucked it up or he's a pussy. It is heavenly!)
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Went to crap in the box because I hate myself and I had a pretty good coupon. Got me a croissant sausage breakfast sandwiches, chicken sandwich, and the curly fries.
Curly fries were surprisingly good. Obviously not as good as arbies, but I enjoyed them. The breakfast sandwich was decent. I got what I paid for. The chicken sandwich was serviceable and probably middle of the pack for the ones I've had. Considering I haven't barfed or shat myself as a defensive reaction, and I didn't throw any of the food in the trash, A+ experience for a jack in the box meal.
Currently pounding a bag of these. Much like the other flavor of double crunch, absolute top tier.
Curly fries were surprisingly good. Obviously not as good as arbies, but I enjoyed them. The breakfast sandwich was decent. I got what I paid for. The chicken sandwich was serviceable and probably middle of the pack for the ones I've had. Considering I haven't barfed or shat myself as a defensive reaction, and I didn't throw any of the food in the trash, A+ experience for a jack in the box meal.
Currently pounding a bag of these. Much like the other flavor of double crunch, absolute top tier.
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10 nugs for 5$ or 40nugs for 11$
guess i'm doing 40nugs a basket of fries and a 2$ coupon
you can do in store pick up, so easy enough for me to park, use app and pick up, they got my order ready in 1min, while the drive through was wrapped around
why do ppl do this? well it's better for me anyway if ppl are this ignorant.
guess i'm doing 40nugs a basket of fries and a 2$ coupon
you can do in store pick up, so easy enough for me to park, use app and pick up, they got my order ready in 1min, while the drive through was wrapped around
why do ppl do this? well it's better for me anyway if ppl are this ignorant.
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Are double crunch just like kettle chip consistently or how would you describe them?Went to crap in the box because I hate myself and I had a pretty good coupon. Got me a croissant sausage breakfast sandwiches, chicken sandwich, and the curly fries.
Curly fries were surprisingly good. Obviously not as good as arbies, but I enjoyed them. The breakfast sandwich was decent. I got what I paid for. The chicken sandwich was serviceable and probably middle of the pack for the ones I've had. Considering I haven't barfed or shat myself as a defensive reaction, and I didn't throw any of the food in the trash, A+ experience for a jack in the box meal.
Currently pounding a bag of these. Much like the other flavor of double crunch, absolute top tier.
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Italian chicken was great back in the day, but the burgers were good back then. I’m skeptical of anything currently from BK
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I'd describe them as they aren't as hard, but they crunch more. I like kettle chips though, but I like these more. They really are super worth the dollar it takes to review a mini-bag of either double-crunch flavor if you have a vending machine.
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