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EDIT: The back story starts here - (click the Thread link in the top right to go to the thread) Okay, here"s the deal. Shelly is pregnant, and I"m sure now that the baby is mine. The other candidate went to her OB/GYN with her, and through a series of simple questions was eliminated as a...

I"m pretty pissed off, and need to vent this some where. My wife went to the bank with her cousin, had finished her business, and was buckling the little one into his car seat when her purse was stolen. Along with it, all our money, her ID, etc. The only cars in the parking lot were nice...

I"m drunk, so this may be rickshawed. Or not. First, some y"all need to chill. Stop being so fuckin" hard-cased about what"s cool or not and just relax and have fun. I swear, y"all only got negative shit to say, but here"s my sentimental second, backed up by my girl with tits. Y"all rock...

Camerous has it right. What I"d add on that aspect is that while we can (and often times involuntarily or absently do) detach from people, what wedofeel seems to be felt more acutely than what neurotypical people feel. It"s an irreconcilable world experience in that we are so absorbed by our...

Awanka, it seems there is nothing more to say. Every weakness in my life: the nerves to be hit, the mistakes to be confessed, the matters to be challenged and overcome have been laid bare and then some. So thoroughly have I laid myself bare before this forum that even falsehoods have been...

In soviet Louisiana, you don"t accidentally the whole Shelly, the whole Shelly accidentallies you.

In a way, I love that threat post though. Every time I start to feel a little sorry for her, she completely redeems her status as a waste of DNA by lashing out. Ooookay... Enough intarwebs today. Stuff to do, stuff to do.

Also, last thing on Jeff: I"ve looked for that book, and I"m absolutely sure Shelly took it with her. I know what books are mine. However, after this shit if I do find it, then I will throw it away. I tried my best to hang onto that shit to help this dude out, and after digging his clothing out...

Nah, it"s just about done. Chances are, Donald Gary is buttering up Shelly because in the event that his SO finds out what a conniving con artist he is and leaves, Shelly will be his meal ticket (again). So, they make threats to play on her bullshit. I wonder what would happen if I let the...

Also, I"m not dead to my three kids. My three year old daughter is here, so if anyone shows up here trying to start trouble the first action will be to call the police, the second to have her taken to the back room, and in the event that they become violent, the third will be to put a bullet in...

It was a reference to the past and the shit I went through before treatment and SSA; intended as a pointer to the fact that people see the word "disabled" and immediately judge with absolutely zero knowledge of how or why SSA was awarded. As for Jeff, he left a shit ton of his stuff in a hobo...

Plus I have to post my solar project, or at least have links passed to those who have asked to see it.

If this account isn"t banned, I"ll be back by, likely just lurking as before Shelly resurrected the tale of the great white whale.

Well, that and it was here or here, Reddit, Facebook, Myspace, in person, in text, on the phone, and everywhere else she might think she could reach me. The shit Would. Not. Stop. I do feel guilty though because as much shit as I knew I"d have to take from this, I KNEW she would too, and it...

I swear to God, Erronius is at home fapping while chanting, "Hmmm a redneck huh huh huh." Shit. Rant fucking over.

Are you seriously that fucking stupid? I posted this thread to explain to you dumb fucks why Shelly appeared on your message board out of fucking nowhere to resurrect a god damn drunk post because she cyber stalked my ass to here and said, "OMG an EX of Jeremy"s!!!1!111!" I thought you might...

See, here"s what you fucking snobs don"t get. I DID fucking work for what I have. I AM COLLECTING MY FUCKING MONEY. I have been on my own since AGE FUCKING FIFTEEN. You know who decided I"m disabled. A fucking PANEL of psychiatrists. You think you"re motherfucking perfect, but let me tell...

Yeah, Erronius, and you"re Jesus Christ, right? Absolutely perfect. God"s gift to the world with no faults, so you"re just the perfect person to sit in an ivory tower and judge everyone around you. You"re a coward. Where"s your admission of your problems? Where"s your airing of your dirty...

Oh, and something else I have that you never will: A struggle, and thus, ambition. What do you have to aspire to but your next burn on the Internet, your next hollow, empty high five over an insult? Shit, no wonder you look for everything you can to make fun of. Certain of you are empty people...

You know, why don"t you guys do me a favor and ban this account because I won"t be back. You"re a bunch of assinine, self-worshiping pricks, and honestly I hope certain among you die in a fire. You never miss an opportunity to knock someone. You leap at every fucking chance to show just how...

Jesus, Erronius, are you that hard up for entertainment? I don"t think I"m a fucking vampire, first off. Second, who gives a rat"s ass that I was homeless? Not all of us were born with silver spoons in our mouths, you fuckin" narcissist. So, I own a trailer. That makes me better off than the...

When I said "advanced algebra," I meant "advanced" relative to the math level of someone who has only been through high school... in Louisiana... If she took the ACT and applied herself, she could avoid remedial courses, but for this place that"s pretty good. I have a hard time finding people...

I"m not defending her, just being rational. There"s a name for her problems, and also a treatment. If someone turned green and leaned over to a stranger to puke all over them, I could say they have a stomach virus without excusing that they puked all over a stranger. That"s what I"ve attempted...

I"m not really white-knighting for her. I won"t ask anyone to lighten up on her, or really wish for her that she faces no consequences for her shortcomings. BUT I"m a typically caring person. I may not be able to stand her company to the point that even reading her writing makes me want to claw...

I am today, and I drank coffee to boot. Wheeeeeee! Meds are a difficult thing for me. My first experience with Shreveport was to contract tuberculosis, for which I underwent six months of liver-busting medication before the horrible disease became active. I was cured, but now I suffer fucking...

THAT is hitting the nail on the head! I said it myself before, but figured that my being the first to call it here would be less meaningful than if someone else pieced it together. Her childhood trauma is, obviously, the way she was treated for WMS and by her mother (whom apparently wouldn"t...

About that pic: See my post above ROFL. Bride of Chucky indeed.

I personally was there to hear strangers make this comment more than once, and my understanding of it is that typically a 4"2" humanoid figure with tits and hips, in most peoples" experience, is a doll. Think of "My Size Barbie". Such comments were always a bit disquieting to me, but I always...

While she was suffering a placental abruption, no, I did NOT have sex with her. That"s why she made a reddit post about my refusal to have sex the same day her doctor told her not to. She admits to having OCD, for which obssessive, compulsive list-making is a textbook symptom. That"s not a...

Chanur: Yeah, it would be nice, wouldn"t it? I"ve offered Shelly friendship, assistance with Kevin, and to repay that $500, but she"s apparently only interested in any of the above if I stick my dick in her too. Well, either that or she really just gets off on e-stalking, harassment, and libel...

I"ve endured Tubgirl, goatse, that old woman with the nude site (what is/was her name?), the Nick Berg video, JFK Jr"s crash pics, Two Girls One Cup, and an endless list of other Internet horrors that for most require immediate eyewash and for some, therapy. Through the years, never once did I...

I can not bring myself to stick up for Shelly even on the basis of principles that I would normally stand up for just about anyone on. So, as much as I loathe to speak directly to her, I will offer her this bit of sage wisdom: Shelly, This is why I warned you not to post personal...

Ravvenn, you"re right. Thanks for pointing that out.

The only thing she used Twitter for was the @Gnostici that she loved me, no matter what I posted. I could say anything and that would be her response. Made up examples: Gnostici: Baghdad is in flames. Shelly: @Gnostici lol i love you hun Gnostici: New evidence links dwarfism to Satan"s...

DID NOT HAPPEN. As a token of good will, I"ll admit I got my red wings, but not with her. Those wings were earned during an experimental night with my ex-wife YEARS before I met Shelly. In fact, Shelly knows that and it made her jealous as fuck because I WOULDN"T do it for her. Sorry, I"ll try...

On top of that, when I request it and it comes out that he is not mine, she will be hit with a bill for it. If it comes out that he is mine, she will be investigated for fraud and I will get custody by default. I"ve been in touch with a lawyer this whole time. I would have said earlier on...

I figured we"re on the same page, but there are a few details there that I think should be included as fine grain detail. After all, this is for posterity (lulz). Big one here too: BEFORE we broke up, she told me while in one of her screaming fits that her baby would have David"s last name...

There"s another few aspects to this birth certificate business. 1. I visited Shelly in the hospital, at labor and delivery, and David was there. Since a mother can have only one visitor there after hours, a nurse asked which one of us is the father. She pretended to be too out of it to...

I am feeling a, how you say, Roffle-waffle? What in the world would possess me to refuse a DNA test? If indeed Kevin is genetically mine, then the sooner I know this, the sooner custody proceedings may begin. Yeah, I"m disabled, but let"s take into account what a judge will consider. Stable...

Can"t resist.