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Yeah I am....seriously unimpressed with what I am seeing right now. Stones are an interesting gimmick, but I don't like anything else I am seeing.

Andromeda was a disaster on enough levels that it's a failure all on its own, even with people apologizing, and hating because its bioware. The egregious lack of polish alone sinks it imo. And FFS you aren't even the MC it's the voice in your head. I also can't agree with ME3 being a great game...

Ye olde Bioware is gone. The team that gave us previous greatness was broken up before work on ME3 started. To be honest, even with all the complaints vs that game, it's amazing it came out as good as it did. The deck was stacked against it from the beginning. MEA didn't have a deck stacked...

I laughed way harder at "meme scenes" than I probably should have.

So....ass cancer.

So I kept hearing people call andromeda inquisition in space. Since I still had time on origin access I thought I'd give it a try since I never gave it a go previously. Jesus christ what has the world come to when in the span of one week I uninstall 2 bioware games without finishing either?

Yeah I'm not a dan fan but it was hilarious watching his will to play crumble as I checked in periodically. It seems to happen to most of the streamers I have looked at. Angryjoe is another one. He had a meltdown over multiplayer and it was pretty epic. I think he youtubed that one. Edit: yup...

Bleh misread what I had responded to. Anyway, it's fucking hilarious watching streamers play this now. Dansgame was all hyped and apologetic early on, and now hes just rushing through the game so he can finish and be done with it, apologizing to his stream as he goes. Jesus as argumentative and...

You don't need to do any mobile crap in ME3. You could play multiplayer to get more galactic readiness and make better endings (lol) easier to get iirc. TBH the multiplayer is fun enough on its own and you should play it if you get 3. Hell I still pop in and play. ME2 Lair of the shadow broker...

Holy shit that video is pure gold

I noped out of consoles last gen, don't really plan on grabbing anything from this gen either. It's unfortunate because there were a handful of titles I'd have liked to play, but sometime there'll be emulators and I can catch up. Or I won't. Plenty of good gaming to be had on PC.

I still have the box and stuff for legend of kyrandia and full throttle

Thumbs up for the dig. That game is still fucking amazing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy shit. I didn't realize I could cringe and laugh that hard at the same time. I weep for this franchise.

I didn't think the game picked up by the end of the trial myself. And if a game takes 6+ hours to "pick up", you done fucked up. And to be frank, I don't think the combat was particularly amazing. The jumps and dashes added to it, but the combat lacks impact compared to 2, and especially 3. Plus...

Got to end of trial. Uninstalled. Too few bright moments in the fog of mediocrity that is this game. Anyone giving this above a 75% rating (and I'm being generous) is straight trippin.

That's actually a bit lower than I expected. So that means this is a 5/10 game? Hue

I think so far the two things that stand out as genuinely offensive about this game is how so many people have C3PO arms and walk funny, and the UI. It's a genuine chore to navigate and use.

You couldn't save in combat previously. I'm ok with that. But not being able to save for huge swathes of the game is annoying as fuck. The game is not 100% bad, but there are a lot of persistent issues that are annoying the shit out of me. Sometimes neat stuff pokes its head out, but there's...

HEY, LISTEN

Retards

Yeah I should have qualified that. No quicksave. No save. Just checkpoints at intervals. I played with it a bit and seem to lose anywhere from 2 to 7 mins of play depending. I only spent about 25 mins on that though. I do want to get a ways in before the timer runs out. Edit: As goishen...

Huh. Some of my post got eaten. I'd just like to add this: THE SAVE SYSTEM IS FUCKING AIDS. AAAAIIIIDDSSSSS. NOT HIV, FULL BLOWN FUCKING AAAAAIIIIIIDDDDSSSS.

So I'm giving the trial a go and I'm already irritated. I won't touch on the CC or the animations much, though they are insanely jarring. Those have been covered pretty well. Suffice to say holy shit are these bros ugly, and the default ryder bro cant be messed with. His wannabe numale facial...

I just felt like this needed to be quoted. Also, did that krogan have lipstick on?

Not sure on that review. I find it odd that he mentions no UI issues, or the fact you can't directly control your teammates and the wonky AI. He even mentions comboing with your teammates, but leaves out that you can't order them to use powers.The visual issues go way past bad facial animations...

I watched the first few hours of this game on stream. The animations never get better, the writing and dialogue gets worse, and even on the lightest difficulties weapons and powers seem weak. I watched some MP and it didn't get any better. Even watching some dude that had maxed out some of his...

As much as I'd enjoy a massive shitshow I think we're gonna see a AAA game launched by the D team sell ok, get great reviews from the typical shill sites, mixed to decent reviews from the rest and the MP will probably be its saving grace while everyone pretends the single player didn't happen.

God damn it is so hard watching these streams. These guys are either extremely annoying or painfully bad. Or both. I keep twitching as I see these animations and movements. What the fuck was QA doing? Sniffing glue?

I know RPS is shit, but it's usually a shit shill site; that's pretty fucking savage for them. Watching that stream these characters look wooden and dead. WTF is up with the art/animation here? Jesus.

On a positive note, ME3 MP is still going, haven't had to wait on a match yet, and still a lot of fun. . . . . . . . I did shed a tear when looking at my loadouts though. Fuck you premium spectre packs.....fuck you.

But yeah, mentally handicapped amputee is at least trying to use a firearm an be useful. Rite?

The first thing I thought of when I saw that face

Huh. Might have to try that then. I did adept, infiltrator and vanguard. Felt pretty fucking monster on vanguard, even on insanity.

PS. The new boosts suck pasty donkey balls.

Well I enjoyed the scarlet witch build while it lasted. Totally OP but their fix was fucking stupid. Now overload gets chewed through so fast and the entire tier that buffs her sig in talents is ass. All they had to do was tweak the chaos effects of two abilities. Their "biggest update ever" and...

I've come back and played some more trying to see the positive. Even if I just ignore the movement speed stuff and try to be objective it's still a major headscratcher. I think I can reliably say around 50% of all the gear I had on characters is completely obsolete; not just uniques, but...

I only got a bit of play in so far between server derpage. But by the vag of she-ra the movement changes feel fucking soul-crushingly awful. One of the best things was porting around on deadpool and goofing off, or rampaging around on hulk smashing shit. Gone. Just.....fucking gone. Charges...

If it was just the ending I'd agree with you; but it wasn't. There were so many fucking bad decisions made in that game regarding story and mechanics that the greatness in that game made them even worse by comparison. It's like that game was designed by some bipolar as fuck dipshits.