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    Venom (2018)

    Eddie is a stocky, athletic guy anyway but there are two states of Venom in the comics anyway. The subdued state where the symbiote personality is is supressed and the host is able to fully control the actions and form that the suit takes, this is what you see when it looks like Spider-Man or...
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    Venom (2018)

    Yeah, Venom is pretty huge in the comics, at least as tall as hulk and depending on who is drawing him even bigger. Excited as fuck for this movie, I love Venom and this seems like a really faithful representation of the character.
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    Marvel's Luke Cage

    Love the little scene with his original costume, hilarious.
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    Supergirl

    Ftfy.
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    Stranger Things

    I was absolutely floored by this, I thought it fucking nailed the 80's adventure movie style, I literally think it's the best example since the Goonies. Everything was good, cinematography, costumes, music and the cast was fantastic, they absolutely looked like kids that would have been in an...
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    It (2017)

    I was wondering why it looked like something the sci-fi channel would turn down.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    It's at 62% on Metacritic which for movies isn't a terrible score. I find Metacritic to generally be spot on for its review scoring. RT is bollocks, a movie getting an across the board 2.6 out of five would get 100%. I think if you make a movie and people think it's shit you should just keep...
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    Spectre (2015)

    The Man with the Golden Gun because it's got Christopher Lee in it and Christopher Lee was a fucking badass irl.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I have absolutely no clue what makes teens in the West such absolute fucking cretins but they'll probably love this movie. I'd say we need another world war to straighten them out but they'd just surrender.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Although Thor is comparable to Superman in power levels him being a bit of a dickhead at times makes him more interesting and he has a sense of humour. Superman is absolutely one dimensional. The Sentry is a far, far more interesting "Marvelised" version of Superman, he shares the exact...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Nobody said anything about Superman being OP, just that he's fucking boring. He isn't funny or cool or even a bit of a cunt, he's just boring.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Hawkman & Hawkgirl - how have these shitty characters not been retired yet, their gimmick sucks a fat dick. Green Lantern - gets his power from an actual Green lantern, why? Who knows why? Martian Mahunter - his look is terrible and he's from a time people thought aliens lived on Mars...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Inb4 someone says Superman isn't boring and goes on to give no evidence whatsoever of him not being boring.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Pretty much yeah.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I know you're a DC fanboy but the're just historically more kitsch/faggy than Marvel, they can't bring them into the light because it would highlight it. DC's only "cool" character is Batman, a bachelor who hangs out with teenage boys at night. Like Michael Jackson.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    It doesn't improve that much. I think it's more difficult to bring the DC characters to film in general apart from Batman because they're just too corny. Batman movies work in the dark as that's Batman's thing, he'd just look stupid in the daytime. None of the rest share that gimmick...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I watched the extended edition last week and while it does make a little more sense the story is overly complicated and yet something that neither Batman nor Superman should have fallen for in a million years. Batman never wonders why the people he's branding are being killed in prison and...
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    Preacher

    It may be that I'm English but I find the acting by both Tulip and Preacher to be pretty low standard. Their accents just sound really hokey. Cassidy is alright but the actor irritates me due to him joining Misfits at the same time it went to shit. He's alright as Cassidy though.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    They would have to reboot the current X-Men franchise again because it's pretty shit.
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    Orange Is the New Black

    Completely agree. Although it was in some ways vastly more entertaining than last season it was also pretty much jumping sharks 5 times an episode. They have black guards at the prison and none of them object to the other guards calling the prisoners monkeys and gorillas? Please.
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    Dredd 2 (2024 Confirmed!)

    The first season of Fargo was fucking awesome, mainly due to Billy Bob Thornton playing an amazing badass. It has little to do with the movie. Mads Mickkelsen was a better Hannibal Lecter than Anthony Hopkin. In fact it made me think the Anthony Hopkins version was hacky.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Eva Green was in the last two episodes for a sum total of about five minutes. I don't know what the fuck happened but I don't believe the whole "only ever three seasons planned* one bit. Such a shame, I'd have preferred them to have taken the season to where it was supposed to actually go...
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    Penny Dreadful

    You shut your whore mouth.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    He's referring to First Class and DoFP, they still happened.
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    Penny Dreadful

    I think the boys just fucking off and leaving her on her own was a very poor decision. The accents are pretty great on this show, I had no idea Dorian is an American and Eva Green is French.
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    Penny Dreadful

    They've introduced new characters this season that haven't even started to develop so I don't think the is intentionally winding down. I'm a little worried that some of the main casts stories are coming to an end. If Vanessa has been turned I don't know what can be done about that, unless in...
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    The Walking Dead

    The scripts are generally good. The problems are when characters do things completely out of character and when a zombie out of nowhere appears. These guys have been living in that world for a while now, they should be sharp and on guard at all times.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Don't confuse stupid people with hipsters.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Victor mentioned a couple of episodes ago that she's as strong as multiple men and she pushed the creature around a little last season. I don't know what their precise deal is within the show but they're strong, hard to kill and I don't think they need to eat, drink or rest either.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Pretty sure his mistake was showing Lily his picture, if she wants to get at him all she needs to do is go and set it on fire. Lily is probably a lot physically stronger than Dorian as well so I don't see him faring well in an fight with her.
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    Penny Dreadful

    This episode fucking cracked me up. Firstly you've got the boys all off on their jollys while Vanessa, the sometimes bonkers woman who's literally got Satan for a stalker is left completely alone at the mercy of Dracula and whoever else is looking for a hook-up. Then the top notch double...
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    Tom Clancy's The Division

    I run a tacticians build so to be honest most weapons are good for me because I can reach maximum crit chance very easily with pulse but AR's are particularly good because they have no range penalty, unlike SMG's.
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    Tom Clancy's The Division

    Credits are pretty much exclusively for rerolling gear stats so are pretty important at end game. I don't have any 204 blueprints because I've only gotten properly into the DZ in the last few weeks and there isn't anything worth getting but I rarely deconstruct anything anymore and just...
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    https://youtu.be/8rh6qqsmxNs
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Nobody bothers with the truly low hanging fruit.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    The problem with this movie is that it was boring and a lot of that is due to the characters not being engaging. Is Mystique a hero? No. Is Beast boring? Yes. Is Angel boring? Yes. Is Cyclops boring? Yes. Was Apocalypse intimidating? No. Was Wolverine part of the story? No. Was...
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    I'm sure Sony don't give two fucks about the Fox made X-Men movie.
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    Tom Clancy's The Division

    Incase anyone hasn't heard they nerfed critical hit chance so that now the 60% cap extends to pulse etc. Now assault rifles are a much more viable option because they don't lose damage at long range like SMG's do.
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    Penny Dreadful

    I think John Claire is going to tear Dracula a new arsehole at the end of season 3. Going to be like the Hulk/Loki scene in Avengers.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Glad I didn't pay to see this. It just didn't have anything to draw me in. Apocalypse wasn't well portrayed at all, how can they get it right in a Saturday morning cartoon show from 30 years ago but fail so badly in a summer blockbuster? Ultron isn't half as good a villain as Apocalypse but...