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Looking for a more portable laptop than my current 15.6" lenovo y510p. I really love the laptop but it's a hassle to carry around to school and I don't game anymore. I've been eyeing this 14" lenovo flex 3 for $650, and thinking about taking the hdd out and replacing it with a 1tb ssd, which are...

Happiness doesn't exist. This state of constant joy...life evolved to perpetuate, not skip around on a rainbow. We're all miserable fucks until we stop trying not to be miserable fucks. Just do things that tend to make you feel good and avoid things that tend to make you feel bad. When those...

Just fyi, this thread is currently one of the douchiest on the whole forum. If you argue with furry, not only are you the reason a god damn science thread is one of the worst on the forum, but furry is actually smarter than you because he's arguing with a presumably rational person (you) while...

I saw Frank Thomas and several of his teammates at a bar in Florida once while on spring break (they were doing spring training). I bought their 70- or 80-something pitching coach a jager shot and we did it together. My buddy asked frank Thomas if he could buy him a drink, and he responded, "I...

So in other words, you have nothing to contribute

The question isn't "would you bang?" The proper question is "how long of not getting laid would it take for you to bang?" Every man breaks at some point. In this case, I'd say about 6 months (plus enough booze to numb the shame).

I've hated every sitcom on network TV since probably Seinfeld, and I like this show. The brothers have funny banter out of left field and the dad is hilarious no matter what he says because his voice is just comical. Mom is pretty hilarious these last few episodes as well. I think what I like...

God damn Deena is gross. And yep, J49's still an addict

Getting to that inevitable point in an argument with a retard in which it starts becoming unclear who is being a bigger moron, the retard or the people arguing with said retard. For example, we all know that lumie is automatically smarter than anyone who argues with him because if nothing...

Emotionally your life may be shitty right now, but you're doing better than a lot of people by having a job and being on track for a college degree. Also no one knows what they want to do. It's like 10% of people at best. Everyone else is just throwing darts at a board

Not sure if this is a joke or not, but this is 100% true

Everyone suggesting some kind of intimidation tactic are seemingly forgetting that Brahma is black, which massively increases the likelihood that, if the school somehow finds out the son was intimidating these boys, it will be interpreted as aggressive angry older black kid instead of big...

I love when people say "scientists would hate if x were true," or the more common "scientists refuse to believe in x because it doesnt fit their world view." Scientists are the one group of people who would like it the MOST if they were completely wrong about x, y, or z and some crazy shit was...

Requesting picture lineup again. I forget what they all look like

Props to wombat for cutting her loose. Even if he's a dick to her (seems like kind of a dick, but to an acceptable degree), she has terrible problem solving skills.

Also most people I know don't wear jackets on their face

I always thought dating a girl who wanted to be an actress would be a disaster. Either she doesn't really make anything of it, so you're dating someone who failed, or she becomes successful and suddenly she's a big shot actress and you look like dog meat compared to all the male model actors out...

Theme song by season: Terrible=terrible=terrible=terrible=terrible. Over a minute of intro is dumb and incredibly obnoxious. Play 10 seconds of something, then get on with the show. Yet another reason why BB is better than the wire

What girls are you meeting on Facebook? I've heard that before and it sounds weird to me. Are these strangers, acquaintances, or what? And who says to anyone that they sincerely want to exterminate a race of people? Sounds super weird The hail Satan shit is funny. It sounds like your hair...

So you're saying this whole pretend project IS the game and we've been playing the whole time? Brad is revolutionizing gaming yet again

Go back to the top and read every post as if BBT stands for big black trannies It's funny Sort of Ok it's not really funny, just like the show

You're still making shit up. You link a review article that says oxytocin is related to sex and caring behaviors. News at 11. That means it makes men have something close to a female orgasm? Testosterone gets in the way of oxytocin's effect? What the fuck are you talking about? Did you guys...

PSA: This is pretty much all made up

Um this is completely wrong. Evidence of health benefits for drinking small amounts of alcohol daily is not so clear, and I'm pretty sure its for something around 1 drink, AND it sure as fuck isn't "not drinking is next worst" as you phrase it as if not drinking is unhealthy for you. Most...

This is a really good post

When I see a chick at a bar who is all dolled up and wearing some skimpy dress, all systems in my body are in full agreement and I think of how awesome it would be to bang her. The next thought I have is " she would probably be an absolute nightmare to date." On the other hand, when I see an...

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actually, finding that 7 out of 7 of a significant minority group operate the exact same physiologically is quite legitimate. This isn't epidemiology. Different study aims have different sampling requirements. Also Wakandan dick