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Make sure you have some Death Cab ready to rock as well.

If you"re talking about Jerle, we know enough thanks.

I"m gonna go with the Bud Ice as well.

Dress up as Zeus from Dota2?

Probably a bit of both, just ask if she wants to grab a drink sometime and see how she acts during that.

Did you just pfft at him?

Listen to your bros.

Where do you work and who would trust you with their babies?

I"m gonna agree with Tuco, that thread got out of hand fast. I hope nobody PM"d his ex-wife because she did nothing to deserve it, she seems like a normal person to me.

You"re putting the pussy on a pedestal, man.

^ Post of the year.

Eat whatever will make you have explosive diarrhea, then eat some more of it.

Lefazz"s method?

PUT KEYBOARD ON HEAD.

I think it"s Elvish.

I feel like Etoille should be the winner, but then I thought about this: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ey-mE3ji4mU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Both are equally annoying, but skinny is easier to put up with. So trex wins by a nose.

What is a beer league?

Oh, I didn"t even read the last paragraph he wrote. Wow, that is a huge fuck-up. It"s over, pal.

Pursue her you fucking pussy. She obviously likes you, just get your balls back from your ex and make a move.

This is exactly why people think you"re a cunt.

Add the Tara Reid avatar and he really is the worst poster.

Eomer is going to be all over that.

But there"s this awesome party this weekend, bro. Can"t be skipping out on that.

Yeah, he cried about not getting some of that hooker money.

GOD DAMN.

Shit is gonna fall through because nobody will commit.

You obviously haven"t seen a Fedor post yet.

I must have gotten lucky with my leather jacket then, seeing as there are only $50 and $1700 jackets to choose from. I wonder if anyone has tapped into the market between those two price ranges. Hmmm..

Does spending $1,700 on a piece of clothing sound insane to anyone else? I"ve got a nice leather jacket from Johnston & Murphy that was a couple hundred bucks that looks great. I just can"t fathom spending that much for a jacket you get to wear a few months of the year.

Aamina is the egg mcmuffin of backpedaling.

Personally, the pancake ones are a bit of a turn off but I think this kinda falls into the "knees too sharp" category.

Every time I read a Jerle post I use this voice in my head.

Did the Marine finally track you down?

I love Fridays.

You left out the part where you emailed your dick to her ex.

So on a scale of 1-10, 1 being Aamina and a 10 being Grobbee, where does Zehn rank?

Is there enough room for the new chick and the psycho chick in the house? You can set up cameras and stream what happens live right to us.

Bowling is great if you"re a redneck.

My friend was telling me he took a girl out on a date to paint. It was pretty much like a classroom, everyone had their own supplies provided for and the teacher would take you step-by-step in painting a picture of whatever. Best part was they were allowed to bring alcohol in, so most of the...