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He's this generation's Leeroy Jenkins, if Leeroy were fake, gay, and brutally autistic. Lash him to the tranny and feed them both into it.

It's been like what, over 75 years now? Have you faggots really not had your fill of men in capes and spandex tights?

Probably because it's copium for obsessives who believe hardcore is such Serious Business® that they can't fathom anyone wanting to upend it on a whim just for the lulz.

That's how you actually turn the friggin frogs gay.

Lol the guy's name was Teenyviolin too, just chefskiss.jpg This incident just makes a mockery of these garbage MMOs that are always patronizing you with bullshit lines like "it's up to you to save the day, adventurer!" when the only way for one man to make a difference in the virtual world is...

@Tuco just doing his part to ensure we can't have nice things. Unless my sarcasm detector is broken. Does RSI sell insurance for those too?

Doubtful, you're still here after all these years. I'm sure you'll have many stories about the various ways you took it up the front and back holes in a videogame to share with the other shills while huddled around a trashcan fire in the camps.

Well now, if you aren't livestreaming this gay elf simulator while gargling Bud Light and riding a rainbow dildo you're not much of an accelerationist then.

Over the past few decades, advancing technology has led gamemakers to believe they could upstage Hollywood at visual storytelling by creating "interactive movies", but the nature of games is at direct odds with this concept. Films require authorial control, while games require player agency, and...

They figured any additional lies would look too suspicious so they limited it to just the one.

Yes, the games have sucked shit for a long while now. The only thing that's changed in recent years is they now suck shitdicks. In other words, games were already bad, but now they're bad and gay. Given that gay = bad it follows that games = bad + gay = bad + bad = double bad Therefore, games...

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/jul/06/sound-of-freedom-movie-qanon-jim-caviezel Yes, articles like that really exemplify the Left's ability to make impartial, level-headed cultural critiques. I haven't watched the movie but from what I've seen it doesn't meet the criteria of a...

Yeah that's probably the biggest factor in it. Once Leftards became aware of the film receiving positive reviews from that corner they rallied against it for the usual reasons.

Don't care about superhero movies, will never watch this dreck, just wanted to say the degenerate who plays the Flash has one of the all-time most punchable faces. Seriously, just look at the dumb fucking mug on that mook. Every time I've seen this image across the Internet I'm gripped by a...

More fun has been sacrificed on the altar of balance than any other casualty of bad game design.

Well that's because you're not a flightless bird, you're a joyless donkey.

Probably worked out to their benefit. With all the bullshit shenanigans in the 5 years since it was filmed I'd wager that more people than ever are receptive to its message. I also think that most of the pushback isn't from pedos angry that their predilections are being noticed, but just...

Heard you guys were hoping for some UI changes. Good news, the wait is over! https://www.wowhead.com/diablo-4/news/predator-title-removed-diablo-4-333900

Since late millennial/early zoomer progressive hacks started occupying creative roles, exercising their desperate need to make something “real” and “authentic” to reflect their funhouse mirror worldview and assuage their imposter syndrome and other crippling self-esteem issues.

Yeah it’s all quaint and light-hearted, what with the naked cocks flopping around and all. It even reminds me of that side quest in BG2 where you send the hamster crawling up Minsc’s asshole to find the lost treasure. “Go for the brown eye, Boo!” So whimsical.

Great management on Larian's part spending the time and resources required to script, animate, voice, etc. various permutations of shit the majority don't want/won't see then.

Did you consider that the typical player just doesn't care for lame sex fantasy scenarios in a CRPG, regardless of the pairing? Gay bears buttfucking faggot elves is just doubling down for diversity points on something that's unwanted in the first place.

They know the rats in the box will keep pushing the lever until the loot is released.

Item inflation lol who the fuck cares? Items are perpetually being made worthless every time there's a content update that injects new +gooder replacements anyway, but let's just shit on players by restricting one of the most basic interactions while defying their expectations of how it should...

The concept of bound items has always been one of the dumbest, laziest, outright insulting concepts to plague online RPGs. The fact this bullshit contrivance has persisted for so long is proof that not only are devs too incompetent to design systems that work without resorting to it but also...

Guys, we're in a rut.

For sure, although that's not to excuse the hack devs who enable it because they can't design anything outside the bounds of a spreadsheet.

Sure sign your game is a dead, soulless husk is when details of new gameplay are immediately reduced to autistic meta concerns of how to represent them with a performance meter.

Diversity hire is fine with portraying a character that looks straight out of a blaxploitation film though.

Bitch looks like a transsexual flapper from 1920s Berlin.

Didn't realize this guy was still around making videos about WoW Classic for his 5k YT subs four? years on. This is exactly the sort of tireless autism over petty drama that I expect from the legacy MMO community.

Are they shit because they've always been so or only now that the stakes are raised? WoW has always been locked up pretty tight compared to any other game that came before it, so it's funny how much effort is still necessary to restrict players from doing anything that wasn't explicitly...

Yeah, why should you have to be on the look out for any unexpected dangers in a "hardcore" environment anyway. In typical fashion, Blizzard has spent more time removing shit than actually adding incentives to play this ruleset. It'll just happen as a matter of course because they see the rule...

Ironically the game is being made less "hardcore" because most of the new rules close off long-standing avenues for grief with an overarching "play nice...or else" dictum to cover everything else. It's also very likely these changes will eventually be propagated to all Classic servers, and so...

Courting the so-called hardcore contingent never involves improving the core gameplay (the primary source of fun), but merely expanding secondary systems, which usually just amounts to additional makework and auxiliary tasks to complete. What a treat that "casuals" can look forward to one day...

The players aren't the dummies here; it's the double-retarded devs for thinking they can throw down with the top dogs (even if it's themselves) in an established market by offering such a similar but immature product.

They're brainlets who believe they can copypaste legacy media conventions without even understanding them and assume it'll just work. It reminds me of how esports apes traditional sports in its presentation and comes across as a joke.

I think it's funny that players usually find the journey to be the most enjoyable part of a game while the majority of online RPG dev time is spent on the post-max/elder game/whatever experience, yet this mismatch is rarely acknowledged by the game makers and the players themselves seem content...