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    What did you just read?

    I second Shantaram. Excellent book.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    On the morning of June 1, 1921, a white mob numbering in the thousands marched across the railroad tracks dividing black from white in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and obliterated a black community then celebrated as one of America's most prosperous. 34 square blocks of Tulsa's Greenwood community, known...
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    The story of the Hell's Angels from the main man himself, Sonny Barger.
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    The Silmarillion is pretty good for an audio book
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    This is a self help book teaching you how to say "Fuck It' and let things go. I realized I already say "Fuck It" to things that weigh me down.
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    a Canadian tough guy starts a motorcycle club called Satan's Choice, which eventually gets absorbed into the Hells Angels. His life is consumed with parties and jail time. This is a story of loyalty and sacrifice in the name of brotherhood.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We are selling our place and cannot get a new place until it sells. We are renting a cozy little cracker box of a place to save money in the meantime. The shower is the approximate size of an RV shower and the water is either freezing or scalding. I want my space back. Rustled.
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    I would agree with that.
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    The Feds basically classified him as a threat to national security and a source of destroying the fabric of American society because of his ultra-liberal rants he posted on the site.
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    A true story about Lin, an escaped convict with a false passport who flees maximum security prison in Australia for the teeming streets of Bombay where he can disappear. This is the best book I have ever read.
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    Ross failed at every thing he tried to do, but persisted on following his dream of changing the legalities and availability of illegal drugs. Working alone over the course of a year he developed and coded The Silk Road. It took law enforcement a number of years to begin to wrap their heads...
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    American Kingpin: Hunting down the creator of The Silk Road
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    You just won $1.6 billion!

    I would buy a judge.
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    Your Own Photography

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    First World Problems

    I am having a medical procedure today that will make me healthier.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Found out I have polycystic kidney disease this weekend. Video will not be fun for you to watch. I do not recommend. 0/10
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I have learned marriage is not sacred to everyone and some people are hollow on the inside.
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    First World Problems

    Bought Vitamin Water Zero by mistake. Life ruined.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I sent his Mother a Mother's Day card. Happy Mother's Day, Mrs. Life Giver to Monsters!
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I don't understand why this is so funny to me.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I am just starting out. I will get worse in time, I promise.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When this is how you track the days of the week:
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Did you send your Mom a Mother's Day card J49?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Implied
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    J49 what is your current relationship with your mother?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    heroin hookers have more self confidence than mrs j49 after all.
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    Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

    Jokes about your Momma are so funny I must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lurkingdirk again.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

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    J49: An Erotic Life

    If J49 got the $$ from his mom, I could almost expose him as my dear Uncle Bobby. Uncle Bobby used to get thousand dollar checks every week from my dear grandmother, but the checks have stopped. Unless she is slipping him cash on the sly Uncle Bobby has faded away into the sunset. I know...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    You shake it 100 times more than you should need to and it still dribbles on the leg when placed back in its house.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I would like it better if J49 got all the hooker money from his Mom.
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    First World Problems

    Auto-scent sprayer in men's room was empty. Now the room no longer smells of cinnamon, and will keep beeping like that until the cleaning crew arrives tonight.
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    What age did you start selling crack

    He means cracks. Stop teasing him. He is not happy about non-crack selling stuff.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Playing guitar to the sunrise just means you got up early, and not that you haven't been to bed yet.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    9 PM is the new midnight
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    First World Problems

    Meat sweats
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    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    Shower me with nets
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    First World Problems

    I ran out of dental floss