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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The important thing is to not do what makes you happy, Camerous. Do what makes the forum happy.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Nah, you guys got a good thing going here. Fingers, penises, and urine inside anuses. Just keep going.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s hard to not read up on how manly everyone is with peeing in butts and scat. You guys do so well without any content.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s way too crazy in here, right now. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls + people ignoring it all. It would take Jerle"s redefining skills to make sense of this mess.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    There are further complications. Additionally, some faggot from FoH bugged me (IRL no less), and I don"t intend to post identifying photographs when I am on the cusp of starting a new, and more stupid-yet-necessary legal battle. I also maintain that I owe not a single one of you jackasses...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Nah, man. Those things are a godsend at night and naptime. Whatever you have to do to get it together is worth it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I recently had a "I"m sick of all this shit" moment, and deleted my profile, and left nothing but "I hate you all, most of you are disgusting, is it so hard to be a decent human being?" type rant. 5 women wrote me and acted interested, three were immediately open to a date, and two were hesitant...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Once you have a good conversation rolling with someone, it isn"t unusual to ask for more pictures. Just always offer a few more of yourself as well. Other people are equally wary.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    We all know it. We"re not on a dating website to make lifelong friendships, chuckle, or deal with middleschool bullshit. Alpha male it into a date. She doesn"t want it? Well, I think this picture says a lot.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know not a lot people listen to me, or whatever, but Awlsbite is correct. I have beenextremelysuccessful at landing first dates when contact was initiated from a dating website by just following a simple template: "That"s great! Yeah I [go on about topic for a sentence]." Then, assertive...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This isn"t girl-related...but...yay cancer at 26! I really needed this without health insurance. 2nd opinioning this crap next week to be sure.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s more fun to overreact to trolls. WHY NOT it"s just the internet.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re a dick and you know it. I"ve repeatedly stated what I would and would not tell them. But yeah, keep trollin".
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The fuck? CPS references are not appropriate in any event.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I just said I wouldn"t tell them. Reading comprehension much? It is in the quote YOU quoted! And I can only say I wasn"t perfect so many times. But it only takes one person to go big on adultery. It takes two people to make a marriage work.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh I won"t...of course not. They are intelligent and will figure it out though. Whatever weasel worded answer I give will not be enough for them...stuff like that was never enough when I was a kid.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You missed it too dude. It isn"t that I"m mediocre (and I am that in many regards), it"s that even though I am limited by things I fight against them and try to do my best. The base quality is irrelevant.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m not awesome, dude. You missed the point entirely.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So, some thoughts. I guess I don"t really know what "being a man is," and recently I"ve come to realize that I don"t care. Because in my own mind, I am. I have a job I like. I have my own car. I own various musical instruments and computers. I can fix a computer. I can build one. I can change...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    26 is near 30? Okay. 6 is near 10 now too. As for getting on dates, I"ve been on a ton. Who cares though? The measure of a man is how awesome he is on an internet forum to you, fatty.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No one who weighs 130 is "double wide" compared to you. I hear you"re the fattest person on the boards.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I hear you"re really fat. Wanna go out?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You guys never fail to make me smile. Thanks, have an anime face ^_^
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    After some time passes, I will update everyone! We all know this is my livejournal.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I mean...I know she wasn"t fat. But I guess it is fun to say someone is fat repeatedly because as we all know, saying something repeatedly on the internet makes it true. That"s why there are so many rapists on FoH.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I said MORE funny. I mean, of course it"s funny. It has all the elements of a great joke: pulling on someone"s past, making fun of something that isn"t actually bad, and turning a good moment into one worthy of mockery.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I think that joke would be more funny if I didn"t end up having a ton of sex.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Ah, you mean the classy way out.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Dude, quit crying.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No I"m honestly not mad at all. I am moving on. I don"t feel like I owe anyone anything. I liked posting here, with the making fun, it was fine. This is another level of faggotry and I refuse to participate. Pages of people misspelling my name deliberately? This is the TGWHBYHT not the "HAHA I R...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Fuck all of you. Seriously. Keg doesn"t think he moved a line? Whatever. Fuck. You. Guys, I don"t owe you a damn thing. I haven"t asked for votes to get my band anywhere, to keep my oil job, or to get me into the next round of some stupid rigged show. Tits or it didn"t happen? K then...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That isn"t even what happened. What happened was, I posted about what was going on with me, that I didn"t have difficulty taking pictures. You responded, "you only date fatties LOLOLOLOLOLOL" and other irrelevants. I said okay, let"s bet that I don"t, then you included that faggot "you have to...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Because there is no point, friendbro. All it would do would be "You found that on the internet" or "post her tits" or "where is the timestamp." The faggot already tried to weasel out by asking for a face. There are some lines that shouldn"t be crossed, and posting someone"s face on an internet...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    K I"ll just go back to my exwife and get her to timestamp. God you are an idiot most of the time.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Again you sidestep the issue. Someone"s fully nude body is enough to tell if they are fat or not. Post your own fully nude girls with their face. Timestamp a few. Oh, wait, no, just make some jackass comment in response and post nothing of value.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The implication is I date fatties. I think you can tell that without the face. You know what else is good for determining the quality of people? Posting anything of value at all. Post the girls you date.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No, I didn"t. You pussed out, Kayg pussed out. I"m not posting anyone"s face. I accepted the bet. I am totally ready to do that, and have a judge to determine whether or not they are "disgusting" or whatever.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah I"m totally posting that after how shitty people are being nonstop.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ve dated two girls I actually liked, still dating one actually, and I am happy with where I am at. In my interaction with them, if I trend toward jerk, I get more of what I want (attention). I do "get it," I see that you"re saying it is about confidence and being happy with yourself. I am...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know how trollzy this is, so I"m stopping now. You"re retarded, and I"m willing to banbet both of you faggots, but you won"t. You haven"t provided any tits of your own, you bitch constantly, and you make shit up and make fun of people while providing nothing of your own. I don"t know what your...