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lol rampant projection like a motherfucker up in this bitch

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What"s ludicrous is your inability to do basic math. How old do you think she was when she had that 17 year old kid? The only difference between her now and 17 years ago is her increased level of desperation to lock someone down before she"s a 40 year old single mother.

If you were really in medical school then you"d know that where there"s one you have to treat for the other bro and the throat infection is normally asymptomatic. Fuckin amateur hour up in this bitch

Maybe you should take your own advice, champ. If, like you, I wanted my relationships to be a re-enactment of a zach braff movie, guess what, I already know how to do that and don"t need any goddamn advice.

haha what Ok ... I have to step in there. That"s not realistic at all. If someone"s been raped or molested by anybody during childhood or adolescence; absolutely that is going to at least initially negatively impact your relationship, especially if it has never been addressed. It is also far...

This is a serious question, and I ask because I respect your opinion: How is the Affordable Care Act going to impact you as a small business owner? PS Do you deny that you are, in fact, Donna the Tree Lady?

Hideous, sharpied airport stripper eyebrows?

There are hundreds of strains of HPV; ranging from the garden variety wart to horrific, life-scarring genital warts, all the way to the virtually asymptomatic strains that cause cancer. If you"ve had sex you"ve been exposed to all kinds of asymptomatic viruses, many of which have not even...

Riiiiiight. Diabetes prevents people from having children. Great understanding of the actual science there sparky. I"m not surprised you"re a teacher.

If costco issued degrees they would be a quarter the price of a state university degree and the classes would be at least twice the quality of equivalent programs. Fuck I love me some costco. I"m a cheap bastard, but I try to give them as much of my money as possible. I have no interest in...

Fuck that, you did the right thing, full stop. You can"t save bitches from themselves or their dysfunctional shit. I don"t care what anybody says.

Seriously though. Date her sister and stay friends with her. Then you can guilt trip the sister any time she complains about your gaming. alpha dog status

chaotic"s a cop bra

Hey now, he"s astudent.And anauthor.

Someone said this earlier, but I think it bears repeating. If you"re with someone who is worth a shit, you don"t dump them in a crisis. What she is doing...it makes no sense unless she sees you as part of the problem. In which case, she"s not coming back.

1. This girl is never going to be yours. Sorry. 2. You"re missing out on a ton of other girls who are available Been there, it"s part of life. Eight years though. Jesus.

It looks like his throat wattles have grown so aggressively they"ve parted the fascia and become an extension of his chin.

Years of hipster over-exposure in Austin has made those girls seem hot to me. I should move to Korea for reprogramming.

So what, it"s Jamaica. He can just bang Swedish tourists the whole time. It"s not like somebody invited him to Sanderson, Texas.

How the fuck did nobody suggest Wrathcaster catch a flight the next day to join them? Seriously, just take out a fucking loan.

Is Tyen ok with you already plotting how you"re going to spend his money? Do all women in Portland move that fast? So materialistic - wait. Are you asian?!

Ahh physiology. So many circle-jerking pointless charts, graphs, plots and numbers. The economists of the medical world. No wonder you"re with Tyen.

I"ll never forget about how all the truly crazy shit about Grobbee came out after he got banned. I swear to God the husband of some housewife he was banging started to post on here at one point.

I"d say the leather on that jacket is beyond repair, forget about the zippers.

I think that any girl who stood Quinloe up deserves a medal for precognition of what a fucking basket case he must be. Seriously though Quin, at what point during a relationship do you disclose an amputee / marquis de sade fetish? Or is that just vanilla german first-date material?

I think Zehn"s story is kind of a common dating mistake. It reminds me of the time I called a girl I had gone out with eight times before I gave up. This was back before texting was common. Anyway our first date consisted of her telling me that sometimes her phone didn"t work and that not to...

As a real Austin resident, unlike some of the Round Rock pretenders we have on this board, I volunteer my services to record this historic event.

Greatest post ever. God I love that you told her all of that. Lord knows I"ve thought the same thing many times.

You"re a woman and that is the only reason you get away with the stupid 12 year old girl shit you pull. Jesus Christ I despise you. You"re blind. And stating "Fact" doesn"t make it a fact. You stupid cunt. Women rock the boat all the god damn time, just not in important ways. Maybe this is...

What? The fuck?

I agree with this philosophy but most guys don"t have the balls to widescale rule out huge swathes of the female population right off the bat.

What"s the over/ under on aamina getting this girl pregnant

I have a friend in his 30s who"s been dating a russian girl for several years. She attempted to burn a bunch of his stuff in the bathtub once while he was home. He still doesn"t know why. A few months later, he thought they had resolved their problems. She looked into his browser history and...

As soon as I started reading McCheese"s story I was like, yeah this bitch is Russian. They"re all like that, high maintenance, borderline and totally psycho. I have no idea why. Death threats, suicide, crazy acts of violence ..wtf. Very focused on perceived status. Don"t marry russian...

Voted, they"re at 901 total votes now

Wouldn"t an easy way to fix that be to let people choose a flat shitty salary if they"re so put out vs. giving them the option of having a variable income? I agree, some people are really so bad at planning and shit they would prefer to get a static 40k / year vs. 36-60k even if you sit down...

I think as long as you"re honest and upfront about everything it will be fine. She"s not going to be upset at you for being a little jumpy after being deployed unless you try to avoid talking about it, pretend it"s not happening or stonewall her.

Easy, there"s still plenty of time for -Aamina to fuck this one up. I can"t believe he"s really 26 god damn years old. Mentally he"s about 13. The eighteen year old should be charged with statutory rape.

Yeah, that"s bullshit. I have more science background than most phds and I"ve never heard it in a non legal context. It"s about what I would expect a paralegal would drop into a document and think he"s hot shit. Lawyers always write it out.