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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Dude thats NPH in the background! Oh.. for those of you that follow porn (all of you). Pre op Lela Starr -- one of my favorites.. amazing... Ok well maybe not the best picture.. but for your viewing comparsion: EskimoTube.com - Streaming Videos of Lela Star - Busty College POV -...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    7 years and you haven"t popped the question! Maybe her BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING!!!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, just makes it easier at first. She"s 5"6 or so, I"m 6 foot 9 lol
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was recently in DC for the summer and met this girl there. She had broken up with her long term BF about 3 months prior and said everything was over with. We started dating ... things were going well, then i started seeing the signs that I know all too well. He would text, she would...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Normally I"d say she was trolling.. but I don"t think so.... I think she"s just ... that stupid? I must do more research.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Fuck you American Inventor dick I wanted to see how far I could take it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Had this brilliant convo with this girl today OkCupid.com: sexyjelena88 / 21 / f / bisexual / Griffith, Indiana Her: Sorry dude. It"s a lot better we talk like this instead of im"ing. Man, I had a close call today. I was at the mall trying on clothes when I forgot my tools to cut the...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I would never date a girl taller than me, ever. I guess that is convenient for me since I"m 6"9", but one time I was in Walmart and a 6"11" girl came and asked me out. I might have said yes.... but she weighed about 100 lbs, I kid you not it was gross.
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    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    .... uh oh you brought out lurking people who know people who post here.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Too bad you talk like a retarded black 12 year old
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    and let me guess, you"re still going to look forward to her becoming single so you can be 2nd pick?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Should be the "girls who made me grow a vagina thread". If someone could just paste together "one" persons comments in this thread you would see more flip-flopping than John Kerry. It"s like Oprah for dudes! Unfortunately, that is how these things usually go. They are as stupid as shit when you...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Really? You go to college.. I mean it is UCF, but STILL .... God damn you"re a petty useless waste of space. Everyone has had a shitty woman in their life, but everyone doesn"t use a MMO msg board as a conduit to be a fucking idiot.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Long story short -- you were a pussy
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Jesus do your shits have their own veins?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    WTF where does Brad live? Because if it"s somewhere sweet I"ll call you a fucking horrible dad. Fucking horrible dad. Can you make it 1st class?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    YOU CAN"T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP. YOU FUCKUP. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XcidD2HFK8M&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I am going out with this girl. Gone on about 5 dates... she"s actually really cool. She used to model.. this is probably my favorite pic of her.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    skullfuck pic gets +internets
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    At least you didn"t try the fighting zombies line....
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I am 6 foot 9 and tallest girl I have ever dated was 5 foot 3.... I"ve fucked a 6 foot 1 before.. and its just not as fun.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Dress her up like a little kid, put a trash can over your head and go play Bioshock.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tell her you spent 3 hours shading her upper lip, Napoleon
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    20 dudes and 3 strippers.. and this equals a lot of debauchery... Hm.. maybe my math is wrong but someone is getting fall-in fifths.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    God this thread has become an online Dr. Phil wannabe.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Illinois in a college town.... please don"t tell me we"ve lived together in Champaign all this time.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You need to stop checking the board every 10 minutes for replies and go stand outside her window with a boombox.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well she"s definately hot. Compared to 99% of the other girls on these sites... she"s in the top 10% I think. Anyways. I"m scared I"m going to get drunk, fuck her raw dog, and get aids.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    These are her profile pictures. I erased the cum rimmed ass hole picture.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Fuck this shit. I sent that msg to this 10/10 girl on plenty of fish looking to fuck. We talk... couple hours into it she"s already sending me nudies on my phone and we are talking on the phone. She already wants to meet... lets it slip that she wants me to either titty fuck her or ass fuck her...
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    kate has a hoof

    taken from her myspace As if we didn"t already know it but... I totally rock. Ok but in OTHER news.... I got into Playboy! Not the REAL playboy but their special editions (close enough though, right?). I am going to be in their "Natural Beauties" edition. It comes out January 31st! You...
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    kate has a hoof

    I want to see her face when she plays her first AV and looks at the name of the alliance tauren turn in quest from dirk swingler or whatever that gnome is.
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    kate has a hoof

    Wow.. looking at those who post on Kates pics.. you ahve this Morgan chick who posts every day .. and then you have this: http://www.myspace.com/sweetsierra99 Look at the "view more pics" MMMMMHMMMMM
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    kate has a hoof

    If you are trying to ever so cleverly imply that you (or your friend), are George Zimmer, charmain and CEO of Mens Warehouse.. I call bullshit. =(
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    kate has a hoof

    Uh, she aint that dumb I dont think. she"ll just roll another toon or get renamed.
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    kate has a hoof

    They took it down... wtf someone tell me what was on it! And apparently this SoCal moderator guy reads our boards too? HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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    kate has a hoof

    You could also pussyfuck her~ But whatever floats your boat.
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    kate has a hoof

    yes i"m posting it in both threads.