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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The O-line is going to be much improved, Rawls should be able to pick up right where Marshawn left off, and that defense is still one of the top-5 in the league. Even while scrambling for his life most of the season Wilson still very quietly put up elite passer numbers last year, #1 in passer...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I predict the Niners will compete... for the #1 overall pick. As for the rest- NFC East - NY Giants North - Minnesota South - Carolina West - Seattle WC's - Green Bay, Arizona (I think Arizona/Dallas will compete for the #2 WC based on which one manages to keep their QB upright the longest...
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    Parent Thread

    On the solid foods, we started around 6 months, we'd stick with one type of food at a time and mix it with breastmilk. I want to say the first thing our daughter took too was avacado. I have some friends whose kid is about to turn 1 and is barely starting to try solids. Another situation where...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    This is the from the latest newsletter from the douche-bag who runs the band's website, who takes some sort of sick pride in trying to be even more cryptic than the band's lyrics.
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    The Beer Thread

    Rogue is known for being an absolute nightmare employer. I won't buy their beers simply because of some of the shit they've pulled over on their employees. Widmer Hefe is a solid American Wheat but unfortunately they are a part of the AB-InBev evil empire and thus dead to me. It isn't that...
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    Fantasy Football Advice

    Welcome to the new forums bros. Need some help picking a keeper, PPR league. Pick one: Julian Edelman as my 3rd round pick Keenan Allen as my 4th round pick Danny Woodhead as my 8th round pick Dion Lewis as my final pick
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know that when guys are trying to cum from anal they describe a feeling as though they need to pee directly preceding the big O, so maybe you are onto something there. I'd say relax and let whatever happens happen. Worst case scenario is you end up with a story to make a_skeleton_03 excited.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Went crabbing for the first time this season. Ended up with 15 fresh dungeness crab to cook up. King crab gets all the glory but for my money you cannot beat a fresh dungeness crab.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Yeah, it definitely sounds like from the articles/interviews I've read that Maynard is twiddling his thumbs waiting for music. Granted he could be in the studio working in conjunction with them, but they've never really written like that. Maynard has said numerous times that his creativity is...
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    Temple Of The Dog mini-tour

    I'd hope so. I'd love to see Cornell sing Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns. Also there are apparently 5-7 so far unreleased tracks from the TOTD recording sessions. They will be on a special edition re-release of that album.
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    Temple Of The Dog mini-tour

    I've always maintained that if Wood could have kept his act together, Mother Love Bone would have been even bigger than Pearl Jam. That dude could just own a stage man.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife does the same thing, right down to the game-board rules thing. I think it is a family thing, they are all a bunch of yakkers so only way to get a word in edgewise is to talk over each other. The thing that drives me crazy about when she does it when I'm trying to explain something...
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    Parent Thread

    My daughter favorite word, or phrase I guess, is "I want" I want up, I want water, I want shoes, I want down, I want daddy, I want eat. She'll say all of that in the matter of seconds before you've even managed to do the first thing she's asked for. We've been working really hard on getting...
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    Temple Of The Dog mini-tour

    Pearl Jam News
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    Parent Thread

    Seeing the heartbeat is what made it real for me. Also I think you guys jinxed me. My daughter has fairly sensitive skin but we've managed to avoid any major diaper-rashes to this point. That ended yesterday, poor girl must have pooped early in the night before yesterday, which she almost...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Maynard is actually bitching that they haven't gotten him any music yet to start writing lyrics/melodies. Last I heard was a bunch of songs in progress but only one completed, that was a while ago though. Reading between the lines makes me think Maynard believes the rest of the guys are being...
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    Smartphones

    And US Cellularnow as well. Also Project Fi will automatically connect you to open WiFi networks while also encrypting your data. Also fwiw there is an app where you can force Fi to connect to a specific network if for whatever reason it isn't handling the handoffs too well in your area. Or...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    A "double" album wouldn't surprise me, and Buzz Osborne from the Melvins did say that he talked with Adam and there wasn't a single song they were working on that was under 12 minutes. I'd actually trust him as a source inasmuch as the two bands are pretty close. But also, they love to fuck with...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seriously though, this. This so much. What you are describing isn't some divided between you and your wife, it is a fundamental divide between men and women. Your idiosyncrasies might make it though to adjust, but this really is a situation where you need to keep your opinions to yourself and...
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    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    Trying to prove he is still "one of the guys" was how I interpreted that.
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    The underwear thread.

    Yeah, I wear both Adidas and Puma athletic boxer briefs and have no issues, with a slight preference towards the Puma's but not enough to seek them out specifically. Whichever brand Costco happens to be carrying at the time I need some new underwear. I get like 4 or 5 pairs for the price of one...
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    Home buying thread

    I had an offer in on a short sale for over 6 months, bank kept jerking us around. In the mean time the housing market kept falling and we ended up in a much better situation. Current house isn't as big, but on a much bigger lot in a much more desirable neighborhood. Can't believe the amount of...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I always drive except when drunk or the first week of owning a new car. Wife isn't a bad driver but admits I'm better. The one thing she does do when driving the rustles me is that she will never ever proceed through a 4-way stop w/o waving every other car at the stop through first. I end up...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I hate to tell you, but if everyone in the the soon-to-be-closed lane would stay there to the last possible moment traffic would move through the construction faster than if everyone moved over as soon as they saw the closure signs. Zipper merge: Dont be afraid to stay in the clear open lane...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm assuming you are referencing seat size and not the direction? Cause a toddler should absolutely be rear facing. How long to keep your child in a rear-facing car seat | BabyCenter
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Costco sells the pre-seasoned ribs (I thought it was St. Louis style but whatever) so I decided to sous-vide some. Did 48hrs at 140F. Meat was super tender and you could slide the individual bones out leaving the meat completely intact otherwise. I tried to sear them under my oven broiler but...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait, just so I'm clear Onoes and ex-wife pull in ~$90k combined and yet can't provide housing, health care, or even food for their kids w/o government assistance? In AZ no less?
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Well with the way these stupid contacts are written these days we'll have to wait a week before we learn the "really, really, truely, fully guaranteed" money, but yeah, crazy numbers.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your divorce papers and check register will be worth precisely the paper they are written on when her lawyer friend finally convinces her to go after you. If not that, then the state will get you once they catch up to all of this thanks to all of the assistance she is getting.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It is going down EXACTLY how we told you it would. Still in denial I see. Lawyer up man.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The first half was just a recap of what we already know anyways, the part where you get to scream "WE TOLD YOU SO!" is all in the back half.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    By my math, that is $9360 in back child support you'll be ponying up at the very least. Was it really worth not lawyering up like we all told you to do in the first place Ones?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like I said, once I laid down my expectations for remaining FBs and said take-it-or-leave it she decided she still wanted the D. If she was harboring any additional feelings that was on her as far as I was concerned. I did not have to break-up again, I just said "this is done because I can't be...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When me and my last ex broke up, she suggested that it would be okay if we still did "booty calls" on the side. After about a month of hookups I got the feeling she was thinking more along the lines of getting back together. I sat down and talked with her and she basically admitted that was the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know, there are potential dangers/pitfalls in picking up just a random dude. Also, maybe knowing that there is more than just sex there is part of the turn on for Mr. Lindz.
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    Adventures with Corndog: Corndog's Fish Store

    I've also had a difficult time hiring lately. Usually a problem I always have when sales are good. One thing that works well for me in recruiting, as someone who needs to rely on mostly high-school and college aged kids, is offering an extremely flexible schedule. My turnover is way below the...
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    Home buying thread

    At one point in a town near me there were 10 licensed realtors for every one listing. Not that all of them were activity buying/selling houses, and I'm DEFINITELY not defending that obsolete profession, just pointing out the fact that it can often actually be difficult to make a living at that...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    2 cups of coffee in the AM and at least a couple of IPA's every night, I haven't shit solid in like 10 years.
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    Prelude to Axanar (2014)

    New Fan Film Guidelines Appear To Take Aim At Several Productions - BuzzFeed News Looks like JJ jumped the gun there a bit and now CBS/Paramount are not only taking aim at Axanar, but several other fan-fic projects.
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    Parent Thread

    My daughter learned the sign for "more" before anything else, I want to say she had that down before 10 months (we started with signs around 6 months). Just reinforce the fuck out of it until they get it. After "more" we worked on "please." Again, only sign we worked on until she got it, then...