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you forgot the package, bro.

are you fucking kidding?

Which city? Some of the dudes here may have already spat that line out all over the area. But it"s been awhile, should have some interesting results, heh.

THERE IS A GOD. Thank you, Alcestis.

Your posts are so fucking annoying to read. Am I right? Yes. Completely. 100%.

That"s a keeper, my friend.

Are you comparing kissing a woman"s lips you"ve been on a few dates with to a stranger tongue-lashing your grundle? Proceed.

What is this 17th century shit? I mean, tbf, you"re dating a 19 year old and your 10 years older if I recall, so good thing "morals" are subjective.

Dude, not only are you the guy who has to hear about how her marriage is turning into shit, but you have to hear about how you"re not even number 2. Get over her.

It"s low key compared to The Package?, but it"s still buying someone a carton of noodles, slipping in a note for them to find to prompt, while a casual restaurant, a very obvious date. Dabamf is right from my experience and others as well. I"ll hear all the time from female friends about how...

Utnayan.

hot, but now i just see a 21 year old dude eGaming a 14 year old chick. 22 now, though, so go for it, imo

Stop worrying and overanalyzing and just do it. What"s a shittier outcome, you decide to go through with it and decide eh, she"s not for me, or you pass on her and possibly kick yourself in the ass for regretting not trying?

My point is pretend that you"re not a sobbing twat and eventually it"ll be natural, and during that time, find out why you"re a sobbing twat. Are you afraid of the next girl leaving you for someone else, won"t amount up to anything, unable to provide, sexually inadequate? Figure that shit out...

It must be so boring and tiring to think how you present yourself to others through mannerisms, gesticulation, speech and other forms of communication is irrelevant to another"s interest in you. You can "be yourself", which would mean a lot of insecurities popping up way too early in most of...

that"s the point. but you"d be surprised how much kicking a few back with some buddies and checking out the local talent can help. but as others mentioned, if she just started taking meds this week and breaks up with you immediately after, see if you can ride through this week of hell and she...

Brad, your posts always leave me looking forward to your next epic story. I"m with the Grobster: what could go wrong?

I think all of our cycles are aligning or some shit. Loving the gym time (thanks to FOH), drinking and working. As well as the little WoW on the side (, kicks the shit out of live WoW, play with us you fuckers)

If she"s not blowing you now, a steak won"t change her mind.

I just choked on my motherfucking coffee. RIPPED GUYS IN FIRE, SHIT

"Thou shall not lay one"s dick in the crazy" "The Package: it mustn"t be sent" "Taketh back what once was yours, be semen or dignity" "Racer-scene girls are whores." What I"ve learned from FOH.

So, do we offer Brooke a chance at redemption? A chance at the golden $8,000? I"m sure she knows the price.

I love the white knights over on that site. Maybe we can have a good ol" fashion rumble between forums. We"re all diesel, baby.

All shall fear the power of FoHSS+tits. Tasha Meints 63.3% Brooke Weisbender 36.7%

Awesome! My game in certain social situations is top notch, but as far as turning a convo with a hair-dresser, chick at a bookstore, or super market, I"m at a loss at how to turn that into anything useful, as you did. How"d it go down?

Seriously, dude. Tell yourself you"re god"s gift to women everywhere until you believe it and slay that shit. Fake it until you got it. You, sir, are lean as fuck.

You have some interesting maths. And you do realize the they"ve heard of TeH MIGHTY DEATHWALKER because you"re a registered sex offender, right? Or it could be the burst DPS. YOU DA MAN

Oh man, don"t start spreading that advice around here. We don"t need more people sending The Package?

You can"t stop him, it should be legal. Who would stop someone with 36 Goblin Rocket Launchers?

We need a full-fledged recap of the events that have transpired in this thread over the last year, complete with glo-stomp videos, links to sam-theory engineering trinkets, Megan"s Law screenshot, dungeon-whore shots and a pic of that sweet crib.

Having sex with Sam Da Man != Having sex with Johnny Depp I let this thread go unread for 12 hours and oh my fucking god. Heaven.

Somehow, this thread didn"t get awkward until now

The 3rd/5th/odd number wheel thing sucks, especially if they"re PDAing up in this (which, tbh, gtfo with that shit). Try to get some bro time down, and give them some shit (lightly) if they constantly bring their girls to that stuff. Emasculating whipped jokes work great here. If you can"t...

Those times are the worst. But if you occupy yourself during those times with maybe a new hobby or you just get used to it, instead of those times being "oh man, I"m so lonely, I wish I had <somegirl> here" it"ll eventually turn into "man, I"m bored. This sucks, I"m going to go do something"...

Grobster has a point. Finding a new playtoy helps get over your last one, but only if you don"t get attached to the new one and repeat the cycle. Try powerhousing through the next couple weeks. It"ll hurt and it"ll suck, but try to be selfish. Hang out with friends, do stupid shit, whatever...

FCUK I NEED TO RETHINK EVERYTHING FUCK

You"d brag about killing a single character when you have 36? With these kind of winning stipulations, you must be kicking ass at life (by your own standards).

We need a meet-up thread, or some of you assholes from Philly need to step it up.

Not only that, therapists will just tell you how to act normal. We"ll also help you get laid.

I think it"s time to send her the package.