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    Home buying thread

    TBH I would pack as much as possible right now into boxes (spread it around don"t let any box become to heavy) and move as much stuff as you can as soon as you can. When your wife"s water breaks you aren"t going to give two shits about anything else in the world for about a week. You might even...
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    Home buying thread

    Here is a suggestion but it carries a risk which is potentially a big risk depending.... You can go to your local downtown food kitchen and find resonably decent homeless or Mexicans who you can hire for a day for fairly cheap ($50 each might be on the high end) who can help you load and...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh I can"t see what he says anyway. I can take Lumie because he"s a true believer but keg is just....... 4chanish.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well there was a study on pubmed that showed a correlation between education level and when people got pregnant which might explain much since everyone around here only has bachelor degrees and they are the ones managing to get married or engaged before pregnancy. It is atleast better then...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s a rather odd question. You aren"t taking the Kegkilla view of looking this are you? If you are let me head you off because this has nothing to do with race. It does have everything to do with anecdotal evidence though but fwiw I work with 99% white people and 6 people (4 men 2 women)...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was aiming for the 5-7 year rule. The one where she is 23 and you are 28 when you get married and you are aiming to reach 35 with 5-7 solid years of rampant sex in various holiday locations with her still youthfully exquisite body before popping out 2-3 kids and settling down. Just as an...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Absolutely agree. Though I think some women do it sub-counciously but I still agree. And they don"t even have to get married first. I"ve seen a couple women who were engaged and hopelessly in love suddenly end up pregnant after the BC "failed". Honestly when that male contraceptive comes out...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I fail at statistics but that is still a pretty scary one all things considered. Tenks think of it this way. This is completely ancedotal but how many people do you know who actually planned their pregnancy? Admittedly many I know didn"t plan their pregnancy but they were also nearly 30...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Me to! But I count it on luck not brains. I can"t imagine being absolutely perfect on taking a pill every day that wasn"t life or death essential. Also Tenks just imagine the girl you are with is blindly in love with you and right before you stick it in she can"t recall if she remembered to take...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Combined oral contraceptive pill - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Every male should know this statistic and how scary it is. If you have sex with a women on the pill twice a week for a year that"s one baby if she is a typical use type.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tenks you are definitely (random stat) 85% right but life doesn"t match reality so well. For example most women are on the pill and a large percentage of them do not take it correctly. So the effective pregnancy rate is much higher. Also most men don"t use condoms correctly and (anecdotal) all...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ve dated several women with kids and the things I"ve found made me very wary of asking any more of them out past a one night stand or regular Friday night hookup. For one thing the milf"s usually come into one of three categories: A: The "I want you to be a father figure and fully integrate...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This. Do some activities on your own then when you are talking to her tell er about them. Might increase her interest in you if she starts to wonder why you didn"t think to invite her.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Wait Etoille is the girl on the left? She"s hot. Now I don"t like her even more. Trex could be a 34D, my wife is a 36 DD (pregnancy made those bad boys GROW) and I can see how a 34D would be right about where Trex is.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sex Swing. Height is no longer a problem but lasting to long with those slow and deep strokes, is.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Bad sign Eomer. Standard rule is a womenWILLmake time to be with a guy she is interested in. She could have surgery scheduled for her dying mother who has 2 days left to live and she would still find an hour or two to just drop by and chat. Or hell invite you to "hold her hand" and all that.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Honestly Eomer she sounds like a dorky/quirky kind of win. Hopefully she is a keeper because you two already have some life long memories to laugh over. This is speculation but I wonder if she didn"t "find out" that you thought she was being to quite/reserved and so decided to buy that pizza...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well clearly I was wrong. I never even considered that it was a problem but I switched to the safety razor early on after trying only a dozen or so of the electric or Mach 3 type variants. Google shows that safety razors are the natural choice for African Americans and I just so happened to...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh. I didn"t know there were differences in shaving. Now when it comes to shaving below the neck I use the same razor for both but I shave my face/neck first then everything else and then I throw the blade away. Only need to shave below the neck about once a week but even if was every day it"s...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Black people can"t shave? Ok if this is a really subtle watermelon/fried chicken joke then I don"t get it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I have used Mach 3"s as well as a good number of electric and overpriced shavers/trimmers and not a single one of them gave a fast and closer shave then a new Derby blade on a Merkur.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    $17: 200 blades $31: Merkur Model 180 If you use a new bladeevery other dayit will last you a year and a half. That"s like 3 months using a Mach 3.... I"m just sayin....
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Crazy ones are the best sex Rinthea. Hit it a few times then when she says your daiting again say Hell no and break it off. Wait a couple weeks and repeat.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Alright. Ok. You have a point I didn"t know all of the extra details. That makes this a whole lot less likely but even so I might still consider it if I was really into this girl and I thought there might be something. If she is awesome as some of the chicks I have met in my life I would have...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m fairly certain that they will still let you walk if you only need to re-take one class. But even so it is just one class. I mean I would be begging every professor I could to take the test a day early or something but seriously it is only 1 class. It"s not just pussy either though that it...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m fairly certain I would have failed the class and just re-taken it during the summer or sometime later. If I were so close to failing it anyway I would have just said fuck it and gone to Jamaica. Besides there are some memories and life experiences that you will NEVER have a chance at again...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hmm this thread has taken a detour through the Twilight Zone. Trex reminds me of some old girlfriends that I really never wanted to think about again. The things I did to get laid...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The friend zone is like running the ball into the endzone and realizing you didn"t just score a touchdown.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ve done this and let me tell you that reality is nothing like the memories. Don"t ever go back because what you will experience with your ex now with all of the knowledge and relationship experience you have gained will expose some very ugly things that you never noticed before.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Lookin good Rav.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Think of it this way. Some time in the future when she is having a bad run it will be perfectly OK for you to be a screw buddy while she is in between boyfriends. We are talking like years in the future maybe even a decade but getting call that means you get no strings attached hookups for a few...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Someone else got her attention and she has decided to go with it. Could have been happening for awhile or could just be a recent thing but either way it"s over. Easiest way to get her back (which is a stupid idea but if you wanted to try) is to find and sleep with as many other women as...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh you poor SOB. Walk away now before you waste more time on this.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    In that case I refer to my previous advice...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Valden sounds like you royally screwed up. It reads like you were a potential suitor but then you pulled out the early "I love you" and took a nose dive. What you should have done when you realized you loved her is turn into an asshole. Seriously you should have started standing her up and...
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    Home buying thread

    I think it reallys hinges on if you have kids are not. Before I had kids I could hop around to different apartment complexes every couple of years and take advantage of deals to save money. But once you have kids and/or enough furniture to require a mo of truck, all that goes out of the window.
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    Home buying thread

    I"ll grant you that Indianapolis is small compared to LA but then so are most cities in the country. That said 245k buys you a pretty fan-fucking-tastic 4000sqft home in Indianapolis.
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    Home buying thread

    That"s not so bad. I moved from TX to IN. I was taken out of a new school where the classes when <15 students per teacher to a public school with 30+ per teacher. I remember getting custom homework assignments that I thought was perfectly normal for every student in my previous school because I...
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    Home buying thread

    I grew up in the same place for 13 years then moved while we were in high school to Indiana. At the time I had no idea just how much of an effect that had on me being removed from friends and family I had known for my entire life. I can look back now and see just how massive a change it was and...
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    Home buying thread

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