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LVS is one of those things that make no sense whatsoever. Sheldon Adelson has proven over the years he cannot manage that company worth shit, they just turned their first profit in 4 years (they were losing money before the financial crisis hit - a retarded donkey could make a 10% ROE running a...

She"s quite obviously got a bit of goth in there. Not that there"s anything wrong with that. Hotness and gothness are often directly proportional.

Unless you"re teaching in a classroom environment, you"re probably good!

The moment the word "therapist" entered the article, my brain turned off and I wanted to cunt punch the author. Oh noes, I don"t love my sugar daddy that"s on the road 20 weeks a year earning big fucking bucks so I can see a psychiatrist!

I might be interested. Depends on what kind of club, though.

Eomer: You"re being whiny, needy, and insecure. Go to the wedding, have a good time, and don"t stress over it. Nothing sounds wrong except your own perception of events.

Maybe we"re not such pretentious fucks about age here in Texas. I"m completely baffled about anything you guys are talking about. I would kick someone to the curb if they told me they had lied about their age... starting a relationship with lies, especially about something trivial, is a terrible...

I"m not sure I even understand the logic behind Sharmai"s decision. Is it that A: There"s a 50% chance of marriage failure regardless, so you might as well enjoy the fruits of the potential X factor B: By cheating once, now, the desire to cheat later is abated, and the chances of...

Hint for kegkilla... he was not beaten over the head with a drinking establishment.

Every sitcom that ever existed has already done that plot before.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Block her goddamn number.

All you"re getting is Kegkilla"s side of the story. And think about it for a second... would you really want kegkilla at your wedding?

LOL? How exactly would you know how long I"ve lived in Dallas? Just go back to 400 lbs and you won"t have any problems with bringing strippers home to your kid. Arlington is so ghetto anyway, chances are you"ll be shot before long anyway.

I was fine with you until you moved here and started gaying up my city.

Bringing down the class of D/FW, one lousy father at a time.

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You really think you know what really smart people care about? LOL.

Liar. Stormfront would not acknowledge that black people have bigger penii than they.

As much as this thread usually sickens me, let me add this: Never be a girl"s friend, hoping it eventually grows to be more. Just as men grow from friendship to attraction, girls grow from attraction to friendship, and can"t go back. If you wait very long, you"re fucked, and it"s going to...

When did you turn into Brittney, Aychamo?

4 years from now it will be a suicide help thread. 5 years from now, it will be about losing weight, getting back on the market, and fucking every girl in sight - of those who survived the suicidal period a year earlier. Full circle.

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Losing weight is NOT easier than building muscle, because of the psychological differences. Regardless, if she had the body of Jessica Alba (those stretch marks probably aren"t going away btw), she"d still have the face of an armadillo.

Not even regretting the fact that you"re going to marry a wildebeest?

That may actually be the same woman.

That bear is essentially raping my soul. Those are some hefty stretch marks.

You did something incredibly stupid on the internet, dozens of times, and are angry that it ended up being saved for posterity? Mmmk.

Hmm. I know three girls that all roleplay my wife together. I wonder if I should have taken a hint.

Pretty much. Looked like a little girl, just barely teenager, at the start of the thread a few months ago... today, looks like a college age woman that makes penii hard.

Perfectly legal in Texas. P.S., GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE VATOREUS.

Pooping Longhorn is pooping.

Sorry, No Matches. Fail.

Aych, how many times have you told that same story in new ways in this thread?

Not really. Everyone needs some lovin, even if they"re not conventionally attractive.

I have a feeling this is the last post we will ever see from her.

Polygamy strictly means "multiple marriage". There is nothing about the word that actually implies one husband, multiple wives - it just as easily serves as one wife, multiple husbands. Or five husbands and fifteen wives. Or two wives and a dog. Whatever.

How in the crap do you figure out which ones have cats? This is fucking insane. It"s a security test to see if I"m human, not if I"m in Mensa.

Random question in the spirit of Ravvenn"s lovely link... How in the hell do you get past the Rapidshare security questions these days? 4 cats wtf. Don"t say premium.

You won"t get sued because it was on Yahoo live. You"re reposting what was in the public domain. And she"s obviously not under 18. Give the goods.

Not any more!