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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Hey, thanks for posting that! Unfortunately, that"s from my wife"s Flickr account, which has the ability to save a photo disabled due to copyright issues. That means specific steps were taken to download the image anyway, and my wife most certainly does not give anyone permission to use the...
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Oh, I know about it. It"s hard not to, since he"s been doing everything in his (limited) power to try and disrupt my life. I hope he seriously gets some sort of mental help for this; he believes everything he does here will somehow alter my life, he rants about it in REAL LIFE saying things like...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s not even factual. The woman I got pregnant happened before I even dated my ex. But don"t let facts get in the way of you pretending to be cool, I"m sure all of the high fives you"re getting in PM will make up for your lack of parenting ability, the back child support you"re racking up...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Is that what you did with your 19 year old?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Thanks for the update!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I only have one child with my wife. See, I started with the sincere posts giving advice early. It was mostly "respect women, and you"ll find happiness." But you, and others like you, were like "nah bro, fuck girls get money" and went on the offensive. So of course I"m now just a dick here...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Now, now. I"m not insane, at all. I"m a perfectly reasonable human being. I"ve just made mistakes, is all. But you"ve got the story wrong: My ex-wife wasn"t nuts, she was just angry. See, sometimes, when you have strong feelings, that happens. Having never cared about anything but yourself, I...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t bother man. They all know what they"re doing, which is why they"re single, amirite?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Aychamo already plastered my wife and I"s engagement photos all over this site in a fit of jealousy-induced homo-eroticism, so what"s the harm? And yes, that"s my wife. I"ve only ever slept with an Asian, never married. But, she was a Dragon lady.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Negatory. My wife weighs 160, and is 5"7" tall. She"s the one in the yellow. But yes, I have had sex with big girls before. But that"s okay, because I weigh 230 myself.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    How do you know it"s a tit? It"s got a nipple on it, you stupid fuck. I"m thinking you"re imagining a morbidly obese monstrosity, when in reality what you"d call a fat chick has no functional difference in sex. But if a 300 lb man can get laid with relative ease and no one here particularly...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    When you enter into a custody agreement atcourt, the schools are informed and any and all information regarding your child you want has to be sent to you, including school related information.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You do a lot of growing when you fuck up so colossally. And besides, action doesn"t preclude a lack of knowledge. It was a matter of execution. Lots o people know you shouldn"t keep a balance on your credit cards but still do. My vice was always women. So who was I to pass it up, especially...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If you mean me, there"s really nothing to say. She caused some drama here, it flamed out (because really, who gives a shit about me? Exactly.), and now we don"t (and won"t) talk. So I don"t really have any experience to talk about as far as ex-wives go. You think it"s some grand party you"re...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Look at that White Knight!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know, right? He should take lessons from you on how to close... the bodybag.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know, right? Fun is fun, no matter who it"s on!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I like where this thread is going.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Who, Dabamf? NEVER.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Love isn"t logical, so you shouldn"t fall in love either, Dabamf.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s pretty much how trollin" works, man. Live with it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe it wont happen this time.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    By the definition of arranged marriages turning into love. By rich families marrying to form alliances where the two people don"t instantly kill each other or leave, but instead keep the partnership going. By gay men who stay with their beards for the sake of the children, and are okay with it...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    He didn"t say it"s the bestest. He just said that people do it, he can give it a shot, and things"ll turn out fine. People have gotten married for lots of reasons, and it"s worked before. I can point to any number of marriages of love that fall apart or stay together, the same way any number of...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I didn"t spend any energy hating her. That was pretty much all her. My marriage also may have "gone down in fucking flames" but like TC said: Give it a shot. That"s what I did, it didn"t work out, I walked away, and here I am. Happy. Sure as shit not having dating problems and a weepy vagina...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I made out alright. Dunno about the other party, but I hear she"s doing well too. Can"t hurt to try!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m not sure what"s so "rich" about it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Suicide. Some people take job-loss harder than others. Or, for once, he"s being responsible and working on his real life and not posting about it here.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re a fucking man if you cracked open a bear. Who cares what happens next. Take that shit on the road and sell it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I wish you"d just feel on me. Not for me. Get what I"m saying? I"d love to snowball your stuff. For reals. Get at me, dawg.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    LOL. You guys are rich. So, in order to give relationship advice in this thread, you have to have perfect ones first? Then what"s the fucking point of this thread? None of you are any good at it, so by your own logic, you shouldn"t be giving advice. Yet here we are in this self-help-me-get-laid...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re so fucking ignorant. I"m debt free, bitch. How"s your life going? My student loans are paid off, my credit card is paid off every month, my credit score is 748, I"ve got about $8k in the bank, I"ve got a beautiful wife and kids, and what do you have? Some 400$ jeans and woman troubles...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So are you saying that your relationship has cured your insecurity? Almost like... you"re a better person for being in a relationship? Hrm.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s in this very thread.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What? We planned this baby. Read back. It was out of wedlock, but certainly wanted. I left her. For a better one. Tastes like you.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    My hero. It"s like suddenly you forget where you are. On the internet, people can be perfectly content and happy, and just throw that shit in your face for spite. I, personally, rather enjoy the stories of failure you boys post over and over. I also enjoy rubbing it in your faces that you"re...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, but is he married and happy? Because, uh, if he"s not, then... he"s failing at his own game.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re only successful here if you fail at relationships one after the other, claiming you"re actually great at them. Duh.